I need my sore chesticles massaged after that workout 😤😤

"Austin Wolf got me into Dad/Son roleplay" I fantasized about both of the Swat Kats being my Dad's and taking turns piledriving me into the concrete floor of our garage growing up We are clearly not the same

If you see this skeet, Skeet a pic from your device with no explanation

Big mood today

I want a Taurus symbol tattoo on my chest but make it stained glass or something

Me to my therapist:

Food…water…nerd dick and the winning lottery numbers

Loving the progress, but there is a lot more room to grow.

Taurus ♉

you catch me in the plane bathroom like this wyd

Going to the gym regularly again really is making me obnoxiously horny during my workday 🥴 I might not be strong yet, but my tits do be pumped and flexing

Tummy Tuesday in a 2xl that's a bit too small 😏

Unfortunately @cockholstercervine.bsky.social won’t be able to make out with me at Thirsty’s in Richmond this Saturday. Who’s gonna take his place?

Hotel fitness centers do not have fat boy approved ventilation for working out tbh I was oozing sweat like a musky skunk lol

Time flies when you're in functional freeze

The verdict: to post nudes 😁

Sometimes you just gotta flop your nuts around!

We need to bully people who use ai more

Let me know if you are interested 😄

Late to the jocktober post. Have a front and back pic for your viewing.

New York I'm gonna be in you!

But I don’t wanna work 🥺 I wanna sit on my couch naked and get high This isn’t fair 🥲

know what, fuck it, putting some alt text on this 2 years later

dentist: wow I'm surprised how cool you were with how long your mouth had to be open for us to work on teeth me, a gay boy who enjoys slobbering on knobs: yeah haha that's funny!

4 day weekend...Press Start!

Rapture this. Rapture that. When's someone gonna rapture this pussy?

The world is a dumpster fire right now- but you must protect your inner self. Phylicia Rashad quotes two mantras her mother gave her that I also try to live by, "the inner reality creates the outer form" and "the universe bears no ill to me, and I bear no ill to it.” They are a huge help. Be safe ❤️

yeah sex is cool but have you ever escaped the time loop

Don't put off until tomorrow what you could do tonight, like disappearing into a malevolent fog and becoming the reason the forest on the edge of town is considered haunted.

It’s so hard keeping convos with dudes on dating apps lol if I didn’t ask anything we’d be going no where 😩 and where’s all the big hairy dudes??

Gender Inclusive Term for “Big Guy” Thread: Hefty So-And-So Big Lug Beef Balloon Swole Champ Round Menace Corpulent Character Thickems Sentient Hippo (I believe I christened @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social thusly at one point) Jackedhammer Farm Animal And of course classics Fatty, Chubs, Pig

Getting my ass eaten by a hungry ass-slut and I have BBQ chicken in the oven? What a good Saturday lol

If you see this, repost with a vampire that's not Dracula I know she's from the same series every episode with The Guide was my favorite one tbh

I lost a chunk of followers on instagram for saying some Americans can be obnoxious and believe they’re the centre of the universe. If the boot fits.

Your fursona but it's species is spaghetti Bara pasta man Somebody has to have drawn it.

Bedtime

God grant me the unwarranted confidence of a mediocre 21-year-old TikTok gymfluencer.

Has anyone done a TikTok where two bottoms fight over a top with the sound from I Wanna Borrow That Top? I feel like that would do numbers on gay TikTok lol

Craving daddy dick

I prepped my ass for a bear who ghosted me after 2 hours of foreplay conversation and now my colon is clean but my ass is unrailed. Witch sluts of Bluesky can I call upon you to curse that man and ruin his orgasm lmao

Truly hate having a stoner boner in a platonic friends' house because I can't have anyone blow me on their couch or vice versa lmao

Here to pay the Tuesday tax 😊

Something something, commentary about the heat.

I love seeing out gay bear/chub couples in public in the wild lol

Progress video. I can now fuck for more than 10 minutes and my tits got wider. Can't even begin to tell you all how fucking horny my gym musk gets me, just fucking feral.

I sent this meme to someone named Majora's Masc on growlr and I didn't get a response and now I guess I'm dropping it here like a cat with a dead mouse.

This is what it's like trying to hook up with new men outside of the rotation, tbh And my ass is the cheesecake. youtu.be/S4mnoUsoPvw?...