Yeah #ffxiv

Sesa the me the cat

I should make a monster hunter like game

I thought of something today, but I forgot :(

I need to gather and craft oouthghhhhhhhh

Boops and Shmimi

*Tears off skin to reveal a slightly smaller me underneath*

First things first bratwurst

I shouldn't be at work I should be in Eureka

i don’t knowwwwww I DON’T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWW

Rope oil rope rope you want it it's rope my friend

I need a good thunderstorm

I made a recipe with kohlrabi with my students last year and much to my surprise they really liked it, so we tried growing some of our own for the first time. A remarkable plant.

One of us likes big butts and the other cannot lie. You may ask one question.

I like to beat the crap out of my friends to the tune of The Gauntlet 😌

I was telling my grandma about how even my nightmares are interesting enough that I don't want to wake up, and she just sadly says "all my nightmares are about being chased by giant ants"

Last night I had a dream that emet selch started doing fucked up carnival rides as part of his plans. I was there for one of the grand openings of a ride called the "Quantum Slingshot".

What is it like when you what it is like. And realize that you like what it is.

Oortobello

HE'S GREEN FOR AN INCREDIBLE REASON

Each day at around 7:30pm, a rat is generated in the closet of my bathroom. I've taken to sending them down the river and out to sea on newspaper boats, as I have no space to keep them.

My beautiful babu

Happy lesbian visibility week to these two

I have a head canon that Kohlrabi's lightwarden form would have had aether vents along its body, and those really did form on her neck and sides when her transformation began. Her scales began to cover more of her body, and then cracked open almost like gills.

Nay, I shan't say

Kohlrabi NSFW

Idea for a Monster Hunter siege: A colossal mother monster, you can climb on her back and stuff, but she has her babies crawling all over her. But since she's colossal, her babies are still considered large monsters. Every one you kill reduces the number in subsequent runs and in the final stand.

Paul Blart Muad'Dib

I just bought 100 SMD LEDs to try making my own grow light

They closed the anime club in my dream and I was very sad.

I can't believe they named the new planet Auxesia. That was MY ancient name that I OWN LEGALLY (Don't fact check that)

Subduction Retrieval xkcd.com/3218/

Two ships Passing in the night Five nautical miles apart because they're not gay

Building up hawk for 12 hours

I am suddenly immensely interested in sailing ships. I want to sail a boat.

My dad keeps his Genesis on a shelf and I (nearly 30) have to ask permission to play it

Putting the pokemon to sleep at full health and using a premier ball gives a significant increase to catch chance, especially on legendaries

Kohlrabi (Brassica oleracea) This is the first time I’ve ever seen one of these growing. #Winter #vegetables

This guy in this pose Do you see my vision here

Sentenced to another go around in samsara

What if the warrior of lights bodily fluids are so aetherically dense you can't even kiss them without getting aether sickness

I wanna change Kohlrabi's last name, gimme suggesties

Mousse has slightly coarse hair that will accumulate into lumps we constantly have to brush off him and for some reason I started calling them sprongles and its stuck