Entered my first P+ bracket ever. Got second 😁

You think they have good GameCube controllers here?

Kinda devastated this isn’t being called “Genesis Xrd”

Checking into BlueSky while getting increasingly drunk it’s been a while since I DRANK so idk hi please interact and ask me things

My problem going into the last @foursidefights.bsky.social was that I was ready to talk about Melee but I wasn’t ready to be a pundit. Ever since I’ve been theory crafting so much Punditry tech. I have so many arguments and retorts queued up that only superficially sound good. Put me back in coach.

fourside fights 51 featuring @dang3r.gay @skrunt.bsky.social @thexif.bsky.social and @jonnygamble.bsky.social catch it tomorrow at 6pm pt 9pm et, on www.twitch.tv/btssmash youtu.be/jlfgHxKmF2I

Got a bit tipsy and in my altered mental state with lowered inhibitions my brain decided to very politely text my therapist I haven’t been to in two years to schedule a therapy session.

Had a blast with every one of my blocks this weekend ( @thexif.bsky.social , @hotwillsvroom.bsky.social , Stockholm Syndrome) love CEO every time!

Also check out the crazy month run I had doing Melee commentary

Aight so what’s the meta on reconnecting with all the people I knew over here cause I found a lot of y’all but I know there are more

I should post some of the nice photography from BoBC last weekend. Credit to Bekah, Atheen, and tn_e84! They all killed it. Might be updating the pfp with one of these

You have been summoned!! What gif represents that animation?

Checking in what up gang check out my dumb ass Yoshimitsu

I need an old head that’s been around for all of forums, chats, and social media to tell me what the vibes are here.

I was minding my own business 🥲

Why do I come home and there’s just an XBox chillin on my counter

Maybe I don’t make it to 40

I am now officially THIRTY-SIX years old shout outs to another year on this planet. 🎉

Anyone wanna slide in my DMs and keep me company while I game and drink at 3:30 am?

Good hair day

Getting a tiny bit sauced on the fireball on a Tuesday night lmao who up doing real gamer shit

I have played 3 fighting games so far tonight how much more can I add

The children yearn for the return of GeoCities

Last day in Florida for thanksgiving

Another odd instance of “attractive woman is low key hitting on me but I absolutely cannot pursue because they are taken and it would be disaster for all involved”. Please god just send me a bad bitch that’s single and with thighs that can crack my skull like a walnut.

Stupidest round start of my life but I knew in my heart of hearts it would work against this Anji

Anyway if a bad bitch wanna slide in my DMs I will buy you food and tell you that you’re pretty and let you buy any pet you want and let you wear any hoodie I own

This is the closest I have to a (real) alt account to scream into the void to. Anyway depression hit me like a truck today and I haven’t felt this bad since I went to treatment like 3 years ago. Coping but hoo boy. Every anxiety and existential dread is back.

Watching Theory Fighter on YouTube and dude was building up a statement saying “let me introduce the greatest competitive game ever” and I was ready to be SO MAD at literally every answer but then he said “Star Craft: Brood War” and I did my own FGC head nod to my phone.

I wanna do a tournament on my birthday cause it’s on a Saturday but the date of my birthday is just a black hole for getting people to go anywhere (December 28th)

Yo new phone who dis

Thought they could keep blowing up my Dandy Step (I lost this match)

WHY DID HE SAY MAMA MIA

Watching this undercard saw it’s the final round Make Some Noise

Trying to be more active here so for now here’s pictures of me from doing Melee commentary last weekend. I emote like a cartoon character.

This combo felt good to land feels like it’s p good idk Strive is my new favorite kusoge

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I forgot about this place for a minute. Anyway I voted and you should have too. Also might be going through it as I doom follow tonight’s events so you’ll have fun witnessing that yayyyy

I am back from my weekend to inform everyone that the new Mario Party is stupid fun, Rivals 2 is an addiction, and Loxodont is my crack.

My barber don’t miss

I host people for Smash, Fighting Games, and everything else on Wednesdays, including today! Take a look at the setup I’ve cultivated.

Dang already got to 100 followers thank you very kindly y’all. Now I just need 900 more for that same dopamine hit I got over on Twitter.

As it turns out I drank a little bit and did the very irresponsible act of sending my best professional email to get into Genesis Melee comms. (Genuinely I was very sincere and I hope I somehow get in but unlikely).

Somehow one of my most liked so far with my small following also this might be happening tonight woooo I will post somewhat responsibly

Favorite Pokémon check ⚡️

I am on my second week of Guilty Gear Strive and I am addicted to pile bunkers. Finally landed my max dopamine combo in an online ranked match I am ready to do more magic tricks on Health Bars.

What if I started drunk posting here no one is here yet I would not be judged.