Dogs are the best.. 💪

It's always darkest before it goes completely black. - Stephanie Miller

I, for one, am tired of living in interesting times.

Alcoholic Pete Hegseth has combined Secretary of Defense and Secretary of War to become the Secretary of Dewar's.

He will cheat on Iran with Cuba before we know it.

My needs are very simple. I only want enough money in order to smite my enemies.

My cat is evil. It's because I feed him Hill's Evil Scientist Diet cat food.

My cat is weird. It's because I feed him Hill's Weird Science Diet cat food.

Billboard seen in conservative Spokane.

This Artemis ll Mission Meant So Much To So Many People, For Reasons We'll Not Understand. Here's One Woman's Take.......

Trump is proving less popular with Catholics than Sinead O'Connor ever was.

Trump: I think the Pope said 'Blessed are the Cheesemakers.'

I predict Trump will invite the entire Artemis II crew to the White House, except for the black guy and the chick.

Remember Donald, delusion is not just a river in Egypt.

It's a Schwinn Koen: What's the sound of one leg pedaling?

That's awesome

I saw tulips blooming yesterday. It was very exciting.

GOULASH FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!!

Orban concedes. J. D. Vance will need to visit his loveseat for consolation.

There are multiple allegations in the Epstein files that Donald Trump raped children. Weird how quiet she’s been about that.

I'm glad the company's founders named their company Tesla. Otherwise, we could all be driving around in our electric Roentgen's.

I propose a bondage show on PBS called Antique Rope Show.

The crew of Artemis II announce they are only back on Earth for two weeks.

Trump and his goons are busy rearranging the deck chairs on the Hindenburg.

Hitler started WWII. When he killed himself, they didn't give him the Nobel Peace Prize for ending the war!!! You can't start and then end a war and expect laurels, you stupid piece of shit!!!

In France, Trump is called the Royale with Sleaze.

So the Strait of Hormuz, previously free, is now behind a paywall? ART OF THE DEAL!

In an episode of Hogan's Heroes, Hogan jokes about Klink being sent to the Russian front. Klink says, Please. We Germans stopped making Russian front jokes last year. That's how I feel now. None of this is joke worthy. I'm as dark humored as they get. And even I can't do it anymore.

Happy War Crimes Day to all who celebrate.

Happy Easter, but why does Jesus get two birthdays?

Early morning, April four Shot rings out in the Memphis sky Free at last, they took your life They could not take your pride

As Attorney General, Pam Bondi was the Ed Meese of John Mitchell's.

My Uber passenger, with her young son: Just running some errands. Him to the dentist today. My dog gets spayed tomorrow. Me: Don't get them confused.

Well, I'm not going to point any moral; I'll leave that for yourself Maybe you're still walking, you're still talking You'd like to keep your health But every time I read the papers That old feeling comes on; We're -- waist deep in the Big Muddy And the big fool says to push on Pete Seeger

Gas prices are so high, this is my next ride.

I'm on the new Trump diet and exercise plan. I start in two weeks.

How long before we learn that Bondi's husband is also a cross-dresser?

Trump to order Hegseth to send troops in to recover all of the 'Enriched Iranium.'

The 'Founding Fathers' would not let Trump date the 'Founding Daughters.'

Dolly is truly a great person

The moon the moon the moon!!! Half the time you can't even see the damn thing!!! - Nina Van Horn

So it's almost over. But he still might bomb Iran "back to the Stone Age." We're close to done. But we're not going to do anything about the Strait of Hormuz. That's up to everyone else—if they care about gas prices. But our gas prices are just fine. So...wtf?

Trump is going to the Supreme Court today hoping to influence Judge Judy, Judge Wapner and Judge Reinhold.

The audacity of JD Vance to drop a book on Catholicism while defending his boss’s illegal war in Iran, supporting attacks on immigrants by ICE, covering up for pedos in the Epstein files, and facilitating the greatest transfer of wealth from the working class to the rich in American history.

Trump's visit to the Supreme Court tomorrow is part of his goal to fart and fall asleep in every courtroom in America.

What the actual fuck?

Waking up on Tuesday is always nice because at some point I realize I get to listen to the Rachel Maddow podcast.

'I predict that the boys will all be home by Christmas, unless it rains and we all get wet.' -Gen. Bartlett Hamilton Steele