Average @smartypants.dropout.tv episode

i don't like nature videos that are snarky about what's in the ocean

whiskey dick: 🙅‍♂️ penne a la vodka: 👍

"folk to goon on pilgrimages" what did chaucer mean by this

hey turbbotax i know it's tax day, did it ever occur to you that i've been seeing another tax professional? stop texting me pls

What the barista sees when they ask if I really want that many shots of espresso in my coffee

This guy gets it.

The term "hallucination" with regards to AI (specifically LLMs) is just way of subtly suggesting that AI has a sensory experience that it inherently can't have We're being conditioned to accept AGI as an inevitability (it's not), and we need to see the subtle ways language used to convince us it is

Sex positive but still neoliberal Hillary Clinton would be like "Let's Spotify WRAP our genitals and practice safe sex"

The Dark Knight is overrated

The Creature immediately after breaking a wolf's spine

My actions in particular should be exempt from consequences

Green flag moment tbh

The driver behind you after you use your blinker and turn into your own driveway

What it feels like to be on the balcony at the punk show

Yeah, more like 28 inches later

This chatgpt query could have been a google search

And this is coming from the guy who really got drone strikes down to an art

Kendrick can say what he wants but I think if he woke up and his dick really was as big as the Eiffel Tower he would be really scared

Would you still love me if I was a homunculus?

There's something about clicking "leave meeting" before the "host has ended the meeting" popup shows up that feels a bit like a power move

People in red states will be like "yeah, I'm a rebel" and then arrange themselves in rows and do the same exact dance as everyone else in the room #linedancing

Is it just me, or have devices been taking longer to charge recently?

on one side: piña coladas, health food, yoga, champagne. all controllable variables. on the other, "getting caught in the rain," which you can't fairly do on purpose. by definition an inconvenience. this is the only one on the narrator's list I buy; as a kink it rings true. the rest is obfuscation

Looking at the eggs when it isn't pay day

> LiBeRaLs cAlL aNyOnE tHeY dIsAgReE wItH a NaZi > people critical of an unelected billionaire having unfettered access to the government have DOGE derangement syndrome

Gearing up for rat summer

Elon pitching DOGE to Trump

"Why I should refer to someone by their preferred pronouns?" "Btw it's called the Gulf of America"

people will speak about a game they played as a kid with the same reverence that they might a great song or novel, about how it engrossed them totally and completely. They may even tear up talking about it. and then you ask what game it was and it was Spongebob battle for bikini bottom

My art holdings can't be destroyed cause they're links to jpegs The blockchain might be destroying the environment, but at least the environment can't destroy the blockchain Checkmate, liberals

Backrooms and backshots?

Neil Hamburger is just cishet John Waters

American lawmakers realizing other Chinese social media apps exist

Texting from the leg curl machine feels like

I think the fact that people accepted an uncritical reality show recreation of squid game means that squid game probably didn’t have very resilient anti-authoritarian or anti-capitalist philosophies in the first place

Time is a flat circle

If Luigi was British