This feels like the payoff on a monkey's paw wish some Jets fan made 7 years ago.

My take on the Bregman deal: it was more about security than the money and the Cubs gave him a full no trade clause. When he got to Boston he watched a player who signed a long term deal with us lose his job and then his spot on the team and didn't want that to happen to him.

I wish John Henry liked the Red Sox as much as I do

Man I can remember when I thought Dick Cheney would be the most evil person I've ever encountered in politics and him leaving office would turn the US into a progressive utopia where no Republicans would ever be president again. How fucking stupid was I?

You're telling me a shrimp activated this radio?

THEY F*CKING TOOK THE ICE CREAM MAN! The photo says it all. Masked ICE goons grabbed Enrique Lozano in front of a Culver City, CA church. A Community Coalition helped the family identify the abandoned cart, locate his belongings. For 20 years, loved in the community. "Hardened criminals" - my ass.

You know the fact that James Tibbs projects to be a 1B is giving Breslow a laugh after Devers told him to go trade for a 1B. He's such a prick. I can't wait to get even more mad at him in a half hour for his shitty excuse and for making us wait 26 hours for an explanation #redsox

I truly don't think the Boston media will be happy until Rafael Devers is run out of Boston.

I hope the ghost of Strom Thurmond has a stroke in hell watching Cory Booker erase him from history

Bob Dylan stole my fucking bit.

Only one minor political moment at dinner today: My grandfather and dad found out that my 5 year old nephew was not told about the Pilgrims in school and started about woke ideology. If you're wondering: getting your niece and nephew to sing the Bluey theme with you is a good way to stop that.

that just made it worse!!

I didn't watch the fight but it just reminded me of this Simpsons joke where this rich guy claimed to knock out Muhammad Ali and shows a clip of him at his house sucker punching him. Yeah you did win, but there's important context.

I mean if you wanted to see a 60 year old man and a guy so dumb that you don’t know if he can read get into a fight just wait for Thanksgiving

I would like any QAnon guy who thinks Trump is going to bring the storm to explain to me how nominating an accused pedophile and sex trafficker to be the chief law enforcement officer in the country is saving the children.

The fact that Elon definitely suggested the title of his government job so he can say he works for DOGE is infuriating me to no end. People are gonna lose their jobs and benefits so the richest fascist in the world can make a joke

I still believe if any reporter or if Harris asked Trump the difference between an insane asylum and political asylum we could have established he has no idea what the fuck he is talking about on immigration a long time ago

The World Series ended a couple days ago. I don't like the Dodgers. I hate the Yankees. I understand that my team had no shot to win the World Series, and I still love baseball. So I rooted for the team I like more. The Dodgers. Maybe next time my team will do better. This isn't about baseball.

"I'm gonna do it whether the women like it or not."

I kind of believe Biden that he didn't mean to call Trump supporters garbage. But part of me wishes he could have dug in on the gaffe because it's fucking true.

Jeff Mangum tried to warn us

Honestly, Trump losing the election because of a shitty cancel culture comic would be the funniest thing that person ever did

I'm not sure someone can come out of a scandal for the first time doing a funnier thing, but also, let him buy his skeleton in peace, New York Post!

My takeaway from this debate is Tim Walz is too nice to be an effective debater and JD Vance is a fascist slimeball opportunist

If you told any alt rock person in the 90s that there would eventually be a kid who's grandfathers are Kurt Cobain and Tony Hawk they would lose their minds.

I would have been here sooner but none of y'all let me in

Brazil may be better at debates than the US.

Who was in charge of optics to give the crowd green signs that say Jill on them for Dr. Bidens speech because you might have fucked up.

In B&N with my wife and we see a table of Hillbilly Elegy: "JD Vance. What did he write?" "Hillbilly Elegy" "No besides that. What else has he written?" "I'm not sure he has any other books" "Then why do I know his name?" "Because he's Donald Trump's running mate" "Ohhh right"

Did this couch fucker just tell on us to CNN?

I now want to play the future VP at Crazy Taxi...

John Oliver doing his main story on RFK having not heard the bear story yet is either the worst timing or best timing and I can't decide which

I just almost spilled a glass of Metamucil on my phone and it's maybe the most aging millennial thing I've ever done

I'm furious. Giving any sort of legitimacy to the faux populism of Trump and the Republicans is the most anti worker crock of absolute horseshit imaginable and I'm embarrassed to be a Teamster today.

My wife recorded today's F1 race and is hopefully cheering on Lando Norris. I know he won. I can't wait to watch this unfold.

I'm having surgery next Friday and I'm not allowed to have soy for this week prior. Last night I went to a concert and on the way home I absent mindedly ordered a veggie burger to eat. I knew this would be tough with me being a vegetarian but I might be in trouble.

Back on my "being an 'um actually' guy to family members dumb pro Trump social media posts" again. No regrets.

If Shrek was a Magic: The Gathering card would he be red because he's an ogre or black because he lives in a swamp?

My brother texted me this yesterday. I wonder how many other parents have to have frank discussions surrounding the politics of the Cuban trade embargo with their 5 year old?

Anyways they didn't come in the window and I had to miss the delivery because I needed to go to work. Love that for me.

I think the only reason I haven't logged out of my disbanded band's email is because every month Spotify sends me the world's saddest email and it is the funniest thing. I also need to stress 4 is the best number we've had in months.

I am expecting a package I need to sign for between 10:30 and 2:30. I just impatiently checked the tracking at 10:32. It might be a long 4 hours.

I have a doctors appointment at 8am tomorrow because me from a year ago hates me now I guess.

The past couple years I've been telling non-Americans to celebrate Thanksgiving because it doesn't take much. Just call off work and be thankful and have a big meal. Boom. Thanksgiving. They even have football but it's the wrong sport. Thanksgiving: Sure Beats Thursday!

One day terminally online leftists will find the person with all the perfect opinions, but in the meantime they'll make everyone feel bad for existing

Judging by the stupid backlash from this Nia Hill flipping off Trump thing, if the response to every fuckface with their Lets Go Brandon nonsense was to get stuff that said Fuck Donald Trump we would have had a second Civil War already. These people aren't well, or able to take what they dish out.

Look, I know the Cybertruck is ugly as sin and prohibitively expensive, but at least you will get laughed at unmercifly for driving one