I'll do nothing of the sort!

just remembered one of the coolest songs of all time open.spotify.com/track/0ts18X...

me: I feel like I can't really weigh in on this "loving fat women is correlated with autism" meme because I'm too close to it. Like, I'm data Allie: yeah you're Data. from Star Trek 🤭 me: [chasing her around the table making violent threats]

I remember getting a random vhs of this as a kid and being obsessed with how 90% of the animation seems to just be the main characters breasts bouncing and also they bounce in an abstract way that mostly has nothing to do with physics

We finished watching Amazing Nurse Nanako last night and I recommend it to anyone who thinks "anime Amelia Bedelia with genuinely startling levels of misogyny and a crayon-scrawled plot" is an acceptable avenue for delicious '90s Anime Aesthetics. She isn't even a nurse!!!

listened to two Belle & Sebastian albums and now Big Tech are trying to shove me down the Sensitive Bore pipeline

"being there for Gaga and Naruto was awesome" - my unbelievably gay millennial gf on 2009

flanked by irrelevant Pelicans

Stephin Merritt ft. Bob Mould... my two gay dads... open.spotify.com/track/4dzP5e...

had some rough dreams last night about loss, addiction, regret, my family, my ex, etc., but there was a great bit where some teens at the tram stop snatched a (normal) manga volume from my coat saying "eww it's Japanese porn!" and I went "yeah, it's peak 😏" then got into a fight

alright Stu

thoughts on FFX so far - I like how the first couple hours feel like a speedrun to Big JRPG Feelings. Tidus wuvs Zanarkand 🥺 - neeeeed herrrr nnnnghgfhmhm neeeeeeed herrrrrrrrr

she's always playing some bullshit

incredibly Jenny scenes in York

STUART MURDOCH [quietly]: ahm Johnny Knoxville and welcome tae Jackass [kicks the crutches from his crippled friend]

I take a perverse pride in this being how I opened the first song I ever finished writing. it's like Dumb Momus

it's Bandcamp Friday! please check out my music, which is kind of like my tweets but louder spraxheart.bandcamp.com/album/stark-...

omfg???????? www.reddit.com/r/Emo/commen...

I know juuust enough about emo and the Mane Six for this to sort of make sense. Rarity as a fourfa.com head is sort of inspired

A lot of people probably don't even know that the spoken word sample at the start of this Merchant Ships song is Max Bemis of Say Anything infamy. Actually, a lot of people probably don't even know who Merchant Ships are open.spotify.com/track/0nndAP...

Told Allie that I've never really seen any Animaniacs and she immediately said "you'd probably want to fuck the squirrel". Sure. Whatever

Jenny update 👃💍💍

today in "it is absolutely imperative that we do not let the Americans find out about this": this racially unhinged 1969 UK soul hit open.spotify.com/track/1nqO6y...

told my bestie how I read comics with my gf

I'm not a Sonic expert but this is surely the most emo-adjacent song in the franchise youtu.be/tJjxKhjR9H4?...

I love my bestie

saw this detail on the Wikipedia page for a '00s emo-pop band from Surrey and fuck, this achievement truly is my white whale, my holy grail

When asked why he wrote Bloc Party's "I Still Remember", Kele Okereke recalled that he "wanted to make Jenny [Briar] sad" because "it would be funny"

told my girlfriend that I'm often too sexually neurotic to respond to a flirtatious "does this turn you on?" like a normal person would, and she paused for a sec then asked "so are you scared of Austin Powers?"

learning about Supergrass and I feel like I'm losing my mind. they're like real-person fanfic of themselves

oomf has me playing some nonsense

I never loved someone like I had loved you Maybe that's a good thing open.spotify.com/track/4sQDns...

they got a name for the winners in the world I want a name when I lose they call Alabama the "Crimson Tide" call me Freaky Doo

I know the old saying is "the child is father of the man" but to be honest I usually feel more like the corpse of the child

February! those Weezer scrobbles are actually Weezer (Blue) *and* Weezer (Green) lol

good song open.spotify.com/track/5d3g3A...

When it comes to being a sad pathetic dom top, "Closer" by NIN is one of the few works of art that really makes me feel "seen". Most of the others are hentai

really good song open.spotify.com/track/6DKD8C...

I rarely feel more comfortable and connected with my own inner child than when I'm posting about drawings of chubby anime women #IThinkIWasBornWrongThenTheWorldMadeMeWorse #Whoops

youuu take your carrr to work I'llll retweet vore [remembering that I don't actually retweet vore, making this tweet meaningless] for a while I said Blue's better than Pinkerton but it's apples and oranges... Blue's more "perfect" in a way I admire but Pinkerton has its own magic

I know Rivers got both more stable and less confessional after Pinkerton but I still think you need to be really fucked up to write "Island in the Sun"

I used to caption my late-night selfies with desperate semi-ironic pleas for somebody, anybody, to have sex with me, but now I have a steady girlfriend so I don't really care anymore

sobbing at this youtu.be/NhvWdoM5tGs?...

realising that this might genuinely be my favourite ABBA song, although of course I'm biased (wife left me) open.spotify.com/track/6tlF4u...

I imagine Matt Sharp feeling like this during the Pinkerton sessions

YUKIO MISHIMA: Suddenly I came across a picture whose only purpose had been to lie in wait and ambush me. PHILIP GLASS: duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh YUKIO MISHIMA: The white matchless beauty of Tifa Lockhart's body, her midriff engorged with icing. PHILIP GLASS: duhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuh

my absolute favorite easter egg like this: if you pause end of evangelion at 6:54 the text of the computer file misato is reading ("So, that's what really happened during Second Impact.") is a wiki style write-up about the history of gainax, with eva lore terms arbitrarily replacing proper nouns

YUKIO MISHIMA: Suddenly I came across a picture whose only purpose had been to lie in wait and ambush me. PHILIP GLASS: duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh YUKIO MISHIMA: The white matchless beauty of Tifa Lockhart's body, her midriff engorged with icing. PHILIP GLASS: duhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuh