my bestie being a long-time mutual of my now-gf is really funny sometimes

I WAS BORN IN 1601. I'M A VAMPIRE. I'VE BEEN AROUND FOREVER

Trying to read my girlfriend's copy of this but it keeps flipping open to one really specific page in the middle? Something wrong with the spine maybe?

Both a perfect power pop banger and one of my favourite love songs of all time open.spotify.com/track/1btxK4...

gf made me handcuff her to the bed then put her feet on her laptop keyboard and made me watch the Mister Miracle episode of Justice League Unlimited. Well I guess we know who *isn't* the world's greatest escape artist

Where would we be without pens?

Breakout Star

Marty Mauser would do this

Allie complimented me by saying I'm her "sexual Lenny from Of Mice And Men"

I don't even know what to do with all of that. No seriously I'm not joking, what do I do with all of that, I'm soliciting tips

showing my weeb gf the most hype moments from Prince of Egypt and patiently waiting for her to ask "did anyone ever ship Moses and Rameses?"

Lots of good stuff in Marty Supreme but above all I'm haunted by how much Marty's personality kept reminding me of the girlfriend who I'm on a train to see right now. Not even gonna elaborate on the specifics but it's uncanny

Heaven

Millennium Actress resonated with me so much that I've been thinking of buying my own key to hang around my neck. But that's really embarrassing so if anyone asks I'll just lie and say it's a BDSM thing

goodnight

hadn't processed it before because there's a LOT going on during this bit of Chainsaw Man but the body language here makes me distraught

Couldn't figure out to how to fit my gf's horrid ageplay thing into my whole "pathetic repressed English lesbian" niche, but I think I've cracked it: "predatory finishing-school dance instructor"

dress I bought + dress I didn't buy because it was too silly

drifting moodily around the brightly lit Sale aisles on a chilly winter evening in the city... this is just like that film I watched with my ex (Carol XXX: A Gay Todd Haynes Parody)

[30 year old gay white lady from Lancashire voice] ts so tuff

boss theme music demo

my results from the stupid pervert quiz for stupid perverts 2024 / 2025 / 2026

sometimes I tweet something so bad that I feel like I need to add a Content Warning

webcam Jennifer

Been playing video games again recently. Sorry

Deltarune WIP for oomf

I don't need to try "age regression". I've been 12 since I was 10

I'm rattling my mug against the bars of my cell like a prisoner from olden times because I have to go to bed and my they/them isn't there. You've got to give me my they/them, Mister Warden

Marvel vs Marvel vs Capcom

I already cherish the memory of reading replies like this to my selfies with Allie and thinking "heh, whoops, my mutuals probably think me and my friend are a COUPLE or something! my bad lmao 😅🤣" [several hours later] "...wait a minute..."

Achievement Unlocked: played Wonderwall at a party at 4am

vodka is so interesting

started drawing Robotnik recently because I realised he's a very Jenny character design

oomf asked me how I draw my signature soulful anime eyes so I showed her the ropes, then later she revealed a drawing of herself as the saddest, most haunted-looking little girl in the world, with pigtails and a big lollipop, labelled "JENNY'S GIRLFRIEND". No. No, that's not true

I'm actually a very nice and shy young woman so during BDSM earlier I covertly queued up the opening number from Sondheim's Sweeney Todd to help me pretend I'm sick and evil

oomf introducing me to her mother with "This is Jenny, she's turning 21 today. We're thinking of getting married!" was some genuinely all-time repartee, I felt flashbanged

genuinely sick of this dizzy broad

30 years old today!

/r/explainlikeimfive Pretending to be siblings during sex does less than nothing for me but mommydom makes me start crying. Why is that? MarginallyOlderWoman94: It's because you're *such* a good girl, princess! The_Frank_Pessimist: I think something really scary happened to you

I still haven't finished Chapter 2 so I have no idea if this is good or not but my gf made another video about Deltarune and I helped sort of youtu.be/jidahX9ss0s?...

/r/explainlikeimfive Pretending to be siblings during sex does less than nothing for me but mommydom makes me start crying. Why is that? MarginallyOlderWoman94: It's because you're *such* a good girl, princess! The_Frank_Pessimist: I think something really scary happened to you

since seeing this my gf has repeatedly said "you're a big paedophile and I'm going to kill you" and was sincerely shocked when I revealed that this piece was about transphobia and not about how she talks to people she likes

Insane charity shop find earlier (although I only bought Vol. 1). An influence on Touhou, apparently!

absurd fit

1½ weeks with this one <3

A Misrepresented Figure

A Misrepresented Figure

listening to Quadrophenia

get this girl in viz