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New Year Same Shenans

Not feeling great today, good thing the couch has lots of room to cuddle

Beef slough

Snoop singing White Christmas with the kpop demon hunters, a country lady, and an opera twink and his sugar daddy was very unexpected for my Christmas

That fuckhead nazi gonna interrupt my night to tell us about his latest scheme to make money and fuck us all

Used the word faggot in front of my therapist today, must be getting more comfortable with him

Just thinking about how we admired the 83 year old carpet salesman’s taxidermy collection the other night and immediately became his favorite gay people

Husband, brother, and dog saw it first

Happy Birthday to one of my favorite dog-people!

I’m not gainer or a feeder but Instagram really wants me to experience AI gainer videos as often as possible

I left my favorite beanie at a restaurant today and it was already gone when I realized called 😭😭😭

youtu.be/wMJEsP0ICXc?... Time to get on the ride with Tony and the Kiki

The Fionna and Cake Season 2 theme song is so fucking good

I have so much hair right now I don’t know what to do with it

This is what I was channeling for Halloween

It feels like chatgpt is trying to flirt with me.

Thank you to @ganzfaust.bsky.social for gifting me my first bar vest from the Atons’ Leather Closet yesterday evening 🥺🥺

Finished Tombs of Atuan last night and every time I read that one I think I like it more We’ll see if the Farthest Shore remains my favorite when I get to it later this winter Pic for funsies

Was talking with a friend yesterday and expressed this I need to figure out how to turn my current work experience into something faggoty Brainstorm day

Decent pump on day 46 😵‍💫😇

Nothings happening maybe I should eat these mushrooms 🤔

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An online clothing brand calling their new products a “drop” then selling mass produced gym shorts for 80 bucks is the 2020s equivalent of a fast casual restaurant selling cheeseburgers for 25 bucks in a room with exposed ductwork

A weekly dinner night with friends where we watch an episode of the new Walking With Dinosaurs together is the community I’m trying to build 🥺

@cryptidbubba.bsky.social and I in our Halloween drag! 👻

Especially in short form video content there’s a type of gay with subtle differences in how they talk where in the first 2-3 seconds you can tell they’re terminally online and need an friend 🥺 For the low price of talking a walk in the park, you can adopt a terminally online gay today

I don’t regular get serious here because this is for thirst but the “leftists” who need everything to be pure and black and white need to stop and think about what else a large scale demonstration provides for participants.

A third, non mirror selfie

Trying to be active and actually go out, so here’s two mirror selfies

How often do you think Robert Jordan’s wife spanked him?

Good morning targeted ads for creepy dolls you’re supposed to tie up

Damn, Vow of Rivals Hecate about took me out

Goblin Mode

Some of you are so cute and it’s like you don’t even know it

I don’t know about pop star drama but because everyone is talking about Charli XCX again The fact that Brat can both be blasted at a dance club or played introspectively almost as a successor to Give Up is why it’s going to be an album that lasts ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Gonna be a real low patience kinda day

It’s been a busy weekend

locktober ‘25 goal: click cages with at least 5 guys

@kink3d.com now is the time to release orc green cages just saying

Maybe my job should be fiber supplement for bottoming YouTube reviewer

Ready to see Wolf Alice

NP came out with a real tree line and now all the coast gays are dressed like they shop at the Fleet Farm 😉 Looks good, send thirst traps

Pretty pumped Jawan is my guy in Fantasy Survivor 🥵🥵

I wanna work someplace gay again

The Irish Traitors are so bad at being traitors but Aemon is still top 5 of all time also Siobhán McSweeney No questions please

Who’s made Chicken Tinga? Probably not “authentic” but my local grocery had these on sale and I was like fuck it looks easy let’s try in the crock Should I take the skin off the thighs? or maybe sear the skin before throwing in the pot? Either way I hope it’s tasty

I forgot if I don’t add a pic and mark it adult my posts go to heteros. Bsky you did it again, and by again I mean you were supposed to be the chosen one

Contemplating canceling my remaining few tv subscriptions and then subscribing only to dropout

I looked in the mirror and felt super butch right before bed last night