The gay version of the man-o-sphere podcast is telling the same jokes about every gay “subculture” that have been told ad nauseam since 1980 Twinks are bitches and bears are fat pause for laughs

Dear Pharmacists get your shit together

Had dental stuff and now I really want ice cream

Whenever I’m learning a new hobby one of my justifications for spending a little money on it is always “after the apocalypse we’re really gonna want someone with this skill”

This is specifically for @cryptidbubba.bsky.social don’t tell anyone else I’m playing favorites

Alright somebody has got to do something about poop guy, I don’t wanna be waking up every morning to a poop account

I want to be into casual games like Stardew and Animal Crossing because they are so cute and for the first 5-10 hours they’re delightful, then ADHD kicks in and I am fully lost. I need tangible goals

Meta sucks so much. Aside from fake profiles using my pic and refusing all reports, a pic from old Twitter is going around that’s just not appropriate for the platform and again, they don’t care I expect pics stole and posted here, but Facebook? Have some couth you pic harvesters, jesus

Gonna be a bit of a shame to scrub these pits after dancing all night at a wedding and working out this morning

😍 this little devil is sooooo cute

Got turned down from a job I wanted because I didn’t meet minimum requirements even though I thought I painstakingly showed I more than met them in my resume and cover letter. Fuck careers.

Big red flag to still see a link to an X account on any of your profiles

Pants

I’ve been watching Gladlands in the background while working and probably just missed it when they said, but what RPG are they playing?

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Schloop (this is the noise made when a UFO sucks you up in its beam of light)

Me most days on here “Oh what a hottie, I should follow them” Followed quickly by one of two things 1. “Oh I already do” 2. “Damn I can’t believe I don’t already”

I’m so glad god made me to look for Daddy figures in big beefy gay men and not father figures in politicians and incel influencers

Current mood Traitor faggots who worship fascists can fuck off

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Still lookin for anyone who has book or online suggestions!

What's your favorite book, or online resource for learning bondage knots/safe rope play. Emphasis on functional, safe, and beginner friendly over pretty and photogenic but anything really

You know what could really bring hope to me specifically? If Robyn and Janelle Monae could meet and give us a fembot x android anthem

The little pleasures like a good morning espresso even when the world is collapsing around you

Hey who knows the production company that made this porn? Looks like it was shot pre-2001. xhamster.com/videos/bear-...

They’re kidnapping and murdering our neighbors ICE is an invading militia They’re not from here, they’re not solving problems Without them we would be alive, safer, more prosperous They are here to harm. There will never be a time their actions are justified Any action to stop them is justified

I just want to say that I’ve never in my life gone by the common shortened version of my name If you call me that, I will correct you but i won’t be mad But if you call me that in front of someone close to me while acting like you know me well, they will def know something is off about you 🤣

1) It’s hard to differentiate the rotted opinions of conservative, suburban, and rural Minnesotans who’ve bought the decades of propaganda from ai bots and fake accounts 2) Maybe Lake Minnetonka was healthy in 1984 but due to the rich damaging the shoreline, that’s how you get E. coli.

Push push

Trying to follow all the cute beefy boy artists out there because I wanna decorate my new office as gay as possible so put recommendations below 🥺

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New Year Same Shenans

Not feeling great today, good thing the couch has lots of room to cuddle

Beef slough

Snoop singing White Christmas with the kpop demon hunters, a country lady, and an opera twink and his sugar daddy was very unexpected for my Christmas

That fuckhead nazi gonna interrupt my night to tell us about his latest scheme to make money and fuck us all

Used the word faggot in front of my therapist today, must be getting more comfortable with him

Just thinking about how we admired the 83 year old carpet salesman’s taxidermy collection the other night and immediately became his favorite gay people

Husband, brother, and dog saw it first

Happy Birthday to one of my favorite dog-people!

I’m not gainer or a feeder but Instagram really wants me to experience AI gainer videos as often as possible

I left my favorite beanie at a restaurant today and it was already gone when I realized called 😭😭😭

youtu.be/wMJEsP0ICXc?... Time to get on the ride with Tony and the Kiki

The Fionna and Cake Season 2 theme song is so fucking good

I have so much hair right now I don’t know what to do with it

This is what I was channeling for Halloween

It feels like chatgpt is trying to flirt with me.

Thank you to @ganzfaust.bsky.social for gifting me my first bar vest from the Atons’ Leather Closet yesterday evening 🥺🥺