Capitalism’s ability to absorb and sell back a toothless version of everything counterculture and convince people it’s the real thing can be so depressing

Gay bar event idea: Ball Slapping Competition Snare drum on an adjustable stand. Guys (we’ll have a standard for prosthetic balls for trans men to participate) take turns slapping the snare with their balls. Loudest slap wins. Judged by audience applause. Special awards for style.

You don’t need to get to their name before you hook up but are you at least making sure they don’t support genocide?

I hate when meme/trend posts and videos tell me what to do. No I won’t send that to a friend I wanna fuck and no I won’t stop to pay your belly toll Don’t tell me what to do, Internet!

This might be the best KEXP video ever

I realized my pfp was over a year old so thank you @brickbythefoot.bsky.social for recently taking some sweaty photos of me lookin cute 😘

I trust someone will share if Nintendo announces anything that will make a switch 2 worth the cost

Even though we only had one day to see people in Chicago, everyone we got to see even in passing, was such a nice reminder of all the connections we’ve made over the years with some really great people Wish we had more time to see everyone and spend more than a few passing moments with you all ❤️

House Marquee really knows how to set the tone and make my imagination go whirrrrr

Get tickets to a non-Pride related show the Sunday night of Pride or plan to do Pride things that night 🤔🤔🤔

Straights are so exhausting. Insta is constantly pushing me videos of super hot Indian wrestlers and the comments from gays are all “so hot, so strong, I love you all, take me from all ends” But the straights are just obsessed with bulge size in their hot af trunks (no idea what they’re called)

Gonna start holemaxing

So like who owns that really expensive gummy supplement brand for real and how do they keep fucking up so bad Also the same supplements are sold for a fraction of the cost at Costco and other places in forms that are shown to absorb better

If you want a calming platformer with light puzzles, cute aesthetics, and the opportunity to pretend you’re a cartoon gecko; you should check out it Gecko Gods on Steam.

Jimmy Fallon wants to make sure I feel every moment of my failure 🤣

The gay version of the man-o-sphere podcast is telling the same jokes about every gay “subculture” that have been told ad nauseam since 1980 Twinks are bitches and bears are fat pause for laughs

Dear Pharmacists get your shit together

Had dental stuff and now I really want ice cream

Whenever I’m learning a new hobby one of my justifications for spending a little money on it is always “after the apocalypse we’re really gonna want someone with this skill”

This is specifically for @cryptidbubba.bsky.social don’t tell anyone else I’m playing favorites

Alright somebody has got to do something about poop guy, I don’t wanna be waking up every morning to a poop account

I want to be into casual games like Stardew and Animal Crossing because they are so cute and for the first 5-10 hours they’re delightful, then ADHD kicks in and I am fully lost. I need tangible goals

Meta sucks so much. Aside from fake profiles using my pic and refusing all reports, a pic from old Twitter is going around that’s just not appropriate for the platform and again, they don’t care I expect pics stole and posted here, but Facebook? Have some couth you pic harvesters, jesus

Gonna be a bit of a shame to scrub these pits after dancing all night at a wedding and working out this morning

😍 this little devil is sooooo cute

Got turned down from a job I wanted because I didn’t meet minimum requirements even though I thought I painstakingly showed I more than met them in my resume and cover letter. Fuck careers.

Big red flag to still see a link to an X account on any of your profiles

Pants

I’ve been watching Gladlands in the background while working and probably just missed it when they said, but what RPG are they playing?

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Schloop (this is the noise made when a UFO sucks you up in its beam of light)

Me most days on here “Oh what a hottie, I should follow them” Followed quickly by one of two things 1. “Oh I already do” 2. “Damn I can’t believe I don’t already”

I’m so glad god made me to look for Daddy figures in big beefy gay men and not father figures in politicians and incel influencers

Current mood Traitor faggots who worship fascists can fuck off

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Still lookin for anyone who has book or online suggestions!

What's your favorite book, or online resource for learning bondage knots/safe rope play. Emphasis on functional, safe, and beginner friendly over pretty and photogenic but anything really

You know what could really bring hope to me specifically? If Robyn and Janelle Monae could meet and give us a fembot x android anthem

The little pleasures like a good morning espresso even when the world is collapsing around you

Hey who knows the production company that made this porn? Looks like it was shot pre-2001. xhamster.com/videos/bear-...

They’re kidnapping and murdering our neighbors ICE is an invading militia They’re not from here, they’re not solving problems Without them we would be alive, safer, more prosperous They are here to harm. There will never be a time their actions are justified Any action to stop them is justified

I just want to say that I’ve never in my life gone by the common shortened version of my name If you call me that, I will correct you but i won’t be mad But if you call me that in front of someone close to me while acting like you know me well, they will def know something is off about you 🤣

1) It’s hard to differentiate the rotted opinions of conservative, suburban, and rural Minnesotans who’ve bought the decades of propaganda from ai bots and fake accounts 2) Maybe Lake Minnetonka was healthy in 1984 but due to the rich damaging the shoreline, that’s how you get E. coli.

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Trying to follow all the cute beefy boy artists out there because I wanna decorate my new office as gay as possible so put recommendations below 🥺

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