Happy Valentine’s Day!

Schloop (this is the noise made when a UFO sucks you up in its beam of light)

Me most days on here “Oh what a hottie, I should follow them” Followed quickly by one of two things 1. “Oh I already do” 2. “Damn I can’t believe I don’t already”

I’m so glad god made me to look for Daddy figures in big beefy gay men and not father figures in politicians and incel influencers

Current mood Traitor faggots who worship fascists can fuck off

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Still lookin for anyone who has book or online suggestions!

What's your favorite book, or online resource for learning bondage knots/safe rope play. Emphasis on functional, safe, and beginner friendly over pretty and photogenic but anything really

You know what could really bring hope to me specifically? If Robyn and Janelle Monae could meet and give us a fembot x android anthem

The little pleasures like a good morning espresso even when the world is collapsing around you

Hey who knows the production company that made this porn? Looks like it was shot pre-2001. xhamster.com/videos/bear-...

They’re kidnapping and murdering our neighbors ICE is an invading militia They’re not from here, they’re not solving problems Without them we would be alive, safer, more prosperous They are here to harm. There will never be a time their actions are justified Any action to stop them is justified

I just want to say that I’ve never in my life gone by the common shortened version of my name If you call me that, I will correct you but i won’t be mad But if you call me that in front of someone close to me while acting like you know me well, they will def know something is off about you 🤣

1) It’s hard to differentiate the rotted opinions of conservative, suburban, and rural Minnesotans who’ve bought the decades of propaganda from ai bots and fake accounts 2) Maybe Lake Minnetonka was healthy in 1984 but due to the rich damaging the shoreline, that’s how you get E. coli.

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Trying to follow all the cute beefy boy artists out there because I wanna decorate my new office as gay as possible so put recommendations below 🥺

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New Year Same Shenans

Not feeling great today, good thing the couch has lots of room to cuddle

Beef slough

Snoop singing White Christmas with the kpop demon hunters, a country lady, and an opera twink and his sugar daddy was very unexpected for my Christmas

That fuckhead nazi gonna interrupt my night to tell us about his latest scheme to make money and fuck us all

Used the word faggot in front of my therapist today, must be getting more comfortable with him

Just thinking about how we admired the 83 year old carpet salesman’s taxidermy collection the other night and immediately became his favorite gay people

Husband, brother, and dog saw it first

Happy Birthday to one of my favorite dog-people!

I’m not gainer or a feeder but Instagram really wants me to experience AI gainer videos as often as possible

I left my favorite beanie at a restaurant today and it was already gone when I realized called 😭😭😭

youtu.be/wMJEsP0ICXc?... Time to get on the ride with Tony and the Kiki

The Fionna and Cake Season 2 theme song is so fucking good

I have so much hair right now I don’t know what to do with it

This is what I was channeling for Halloween

It feels like chatgpt is trying to flirt with me.

Thank you to @ganzfaust.bsky.social for gifting me my first bar vest from the Atons’ Leather Closet yesterday evening 🥺🥺

Finished Tombs of Atuan last night and every time I read that one I think I like it more We’ll see if the Farthest Shore remains my favorite when I get to it later this winter Pic for funsies

Was talking with a friend yesterday and expressed this I need to figure out how to turn my current work experience into something faggoty Brainstorm day

Decent pump on day 46 😵‍💫😇

Nothings happening maybe I should eat these mushrooms 🤔

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An online clothing brand calling their new products a “drop” then selling mass produced gym shorts for 80 bucks is the 2020s equivalent of a fast casual restaurant selling cheeseburgers for 25 bucks in a room with exposed ductwork

A weekly dinner night with friends where we watch an episode of the new Walking With Dinosaurs together is the community I’m trying to build 🥺

@cryptidbubba.bsky.social and I in our Halloween drag! 👻

Especially in short form video content there’s a type of gay with subtle differences in how they talk where in the first 2-3 seconds you can tell they’re terminally online and need an friend 🥺 For the low price of talking a walk in the park, you can adopt a terminally online gay today

I don’t regular get serious here because this is for thirst but the “leftists” who need everything to be pure and black and white need to stop and think about what else a large scale demonstration provides for participants.

A third, non mirror selfie

Trying to be active and actually go out, so here’s two mirror selfies

How often do you think Robert Jordan’s wife spanked him?

Good morning targeted ads for creepy dolls you’re supposed to tie up

Damn, Vow of Rivals Hecate about took me out