Allegedly, my voice dictation "catchphrase"

It took ~17 years of work and 7 companies but I'm finally getting to experience the shared human experience of: using Microsoft products in an office setting. They're not just for gaming PCs!

My take on the new Ferrari: I would be willing to trade my 2015 Subaru for one, 1 for 1, if anyone were to offer.

Niche issue that maybe only I care about but if I were the NBA selling off billions of dollars of media rights I would put a line in there that says you gotta have streams that are more than 3 Mbps. Just one man’s opinion.

Fever home opener tickets are currently about double the price of what I paid for the last 2 Pacers games I went to on a seat for seat basis 😳

I was hitting the same pothole on the way to school for like a month and I finally put in a 311 request to fix it and the city fixed it within 48 hours. Let this be a lesson — help the city help you.

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In this era of brand collabs I'm kind of shocked that all the good Car x Clothing Brand specialty trims are gone. Time to bring back the LL Bean Subaru Outback and the Eddie Bauer Ford Bronco. The Sony Afeela (RIP) was getting there but maybe they should have just done Honda x Sony branding.

Feeling overwhelmed with the opportunity presented by a new Diablo expansion coming out the day I sign an offer letter for a job I won't start for a month. 23 year old me would put in at least 200hrs over that month 39 year old me will probably play about 3hrs and go do house projects 🙃

Maybe a long shot for my limited audience but does anyone have a recommendation for where to buy watch straps for a Pebble Time 2? It takes any traditional 22mm strap but there are so many options I just want a curated site with a bit of taste.

TIL Youtube supports 360 degree video. Didn't expect to learn that on an Amtrak video of all places. www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2g9...

Didn’t get the Apple CEO job. Back to the drawing board I guess.

I’m a tankathon dad 🙃

Piecing together a cohesive product design case study after an impromptu layoff feels more like an exercise in computer forensics than a design exercise. Some tips as I come upon them 👇

good way to troll a designer (or in my case, myself) — change this setting in one of your browsers and forget about it for 6 months

I recently came across a viral Thread where the OP returned to the thread to say “my friend told me this was blowing up and I didn’t realize I posted it to Threads”

Do you think this random Amazon phone accessory manufacturer would care if I lift their entire brand for my design portfolio presentations?

Consumer tech could stand to learn a lot from the Ubiquiti design team. It gets overlooked because most people aren't familiar with their product experience unless you work in IT or are a big ol' nerd who treats their home network like its a small business.

Half serious question: if you have to give a half dozen or more portfolio presentations over a short period of time and everyone wants to see different things would it be cool to do a single choose your own adventure slide deck?

Somehow I’ve ended up with more meetings in my first week of being unemployed than my last 3 months of having a job.

For all of AI’s faults it doesn’t get enough credit for ending the conversation around NFTs.

Every time I get mad at a piece of software for being buggy yet refuse to submit any bug reports I have to remind myself that an untold number of people using stuff I built are doing the exact same thing.

I made some space on my site to start documenting all the little tools I build for myself to help me build better as I've shifted out of using Figma as my primary design tool. The first thing I put up was "John Town" which is my web-based server/git/agent watcher. johndonmoyer.com/tools/john-t...

It's been an honor to work with Yoshiya these last few years. Truly a great, thoughtful, engineer and any team would be lucky to have him.

Yesterday was my last day at Deno. I'm sad to leave but I'm proud of everything the team and I were able to build. I'm glad I had the opportunity to work with some of the most talented people I've met. I wish them all the best! I'm actively looking for my next challenge, my DMs are open!

Today is my last day with the Deno team 🦕💖💔 I know they're gonna keep making awesome things. But now *I* need to make awesome things for someone else! If you're looking for a DevRel with a JS focus and extra sparkle, get in touch!

Yesterday was my last day at Deno. It's rare you get to work with so many highly skilled peers in one place, but I'll be now cheering from the sidelines. Not sure yet what comes yet. I'm officially looking for a job now!

Yesterday I updated my bio as I'm no longer with the #1 🦕-themed javascript company. I'm sad to go but excited to see what's next. I've spent the last few years designing exclusively in code, building agent skills, working on command-line tools, and crafting dev docs experiences. Hit me up.

Definitely the #1 person to Phil a hole you may have in your Developer Experience journey. A+++ would work with again

I know why it is the way it is from a small business perspective but I really miss living in a city where I didn't have to choose between these two options when looking for a place to hang out in the afternoon: A) Coffee that tastes good B) Coffee that's available after 3PM

The npm supply chain and JS ecosystem had a rough 2025. A self-replicating worm. A phishing attack on chalk and debug. AI assistants writing code that does who knows what with your credentials. I wrote up some notes on what happened and how to actually defend against it: dev.to/thisisjofran...

Decidedly not the Xzibit-themed "yo dawg we put a platform in your platform" announcement post I was hoping for but we'll take it.

Spent the last ~2 days building an entire agent orchestration platform using every single feature in Deno Deploy based on a single jurassic park reference from 23 years ago. Almost ready to show and tell. Until then, a teaser: www.youtube.com/watch?v=efJK...

Today my fireplace service tech asked me about Claude Code in case you're wondering what that product's market penetration is like right now.

Updated the advertised shortcuts on johndonmoyer.com to expose these "advanced features" to a wider audience.

Got hit with the “excuse me, do you work here?” At REI today which is really one of the best compliments I could receive. Only ranking behind the same statement but said at a Micro Center. Which would unfortunately never happen because I don’t own the wardrobe from Office Space.

You use a spreadsheet to determine which gear to farm. (This is many games I have enjoyed)

Deno Sandbox ◽ Volumes ◽ Snapshots ◽ Secrets 👉 See the announcement video for more deno.co/announcing/s...

coincidence that Ratatat - Seventeen Years was my #1 studying song taking CS classes in 2009 and now 17 years later I too "don't write my stuff anymore, I just kick it from my head" 🤔 www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Vr...

I've gotten my fair share of "Hello {FNAME}," over the years but this might be the first one where they just sent the whole template.

Watched the "most dangerous LAN party" where some people ran a network cable across 2 cars while driving down the highway and wondering if that was any more dangerous than me as a teen going to LANs at the houses of rando adults I met on message boards www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNCa...

tfw your publicly traded energy company is about to remind you that they are a publicly traded energy company

in middle school this girl in my class told some kid "go eat an egg" and I still quote it to this day

Putting the dril tweet into @monarchmoney.bsky.social's assistant looking for advice. It's been 3 minutes and the thing hasn't budged off "thinking" so I guess they aren't good at the economy

can't believe we're this far into the Web and shopping for clothes still looks like this

*fortune 500 CEO voice* guys come on please just get on

people were so against selling out they'd even invite trumpeters and trombonists to play with their band to make their music even louder, ensuring their voice was heard

I feel bad for people trying to launch a new business when one of your first five reviews is a one-star review because they think you're buying coffee from a local cult when in fact the local cult is actually a different coffee shop who also buys coffee from the same roaster 🤦

I like the part where it sends me an AI update about what it saw on my cameras and then I open the app and it asks me if I want to agree to start getting AI updates powered by gemini (that it is already giving me without my consent?)