It turns out, in fact, Kharaa CAN keep me down lmao I'm so sorry, I really wanted to play with everyone and make more memories but I'm just not feeling well enough yet. I'm so sorry 💗

【SUBNAUTICA】Kharaa can't keep ME down ☣️ ⤷ twitch.tv/hazardseal

Bored out of my mind from being sick so organizing my commission spreadsheet...

Massive adverse reaction to my new dosage of meds. The universe decided I had enough fun in Subnautica lmao! Can't work tomorrow (today?), so probably no stream. Not that I usually stream on Wed. My brother is taking care of me, I'll be okay 💗 already called outta the office 🫡

I WAS BEAUTIFUL MINDING ALL OVER THE PLACE WITH THIS SUBNAUTICA STREAM HOLY FUUUUCK I love this GAAAME

【SUBNAUTICA】Wtf do you MEAN there's a giant monster near the Aurora- ☣️ ⤷ twitch.tv/hazardseal Usually I save Tuesdays to watch my friends play Siege but Javi AIN'T HERE so let's DIVE

All the best burgers are DIRT CHEAP 🍔🍔🍔🍔

I can't believe I've been streaming for a year. It went so fast, and I really like it??? It really helps make my days lighter after I clock out of my dayjob. I want to give even more of my energy and effort to it. Thank you for being here with me 💗

Very cute how chat learned that I'm secretly an Elden Ring lore nerd who co-hosted Javi's playthroughs and yapped WAY TOO MUCH about it lmao

My win rate in the courtroom is UNPARALLELED. I ALWAYS GET MY CLIENT OFF. #hazardREEL #ParadiseKiller #LAWANDORDER #JUSTICEISSERVED #vtuber 🎬: itsjustbeek

What do you MEAN there's a giant fuckoff creature near the Aurora???? I didn't see a thing!!!!

I could barely eat but I did eat yippeeee

They doubled my med dosage again and it feels like I got hit by a truck wooooohooooo I'm sick as a dog fellas

I went to bed and swore to myself I was going to cut back on Subnautica and instead I woke up with the Subnautica shakes

I am going to need miss Aura to get her opportunity for how bad she got done. Salina BRAGGING in her confessionals about how she was never gonna give Aura her points PLEAAASE pekpek pekpek pekpek annoying lmao but Salina did deserve that win she turned the challenge out lmfao

I can't tell if the progress I am making in Subnautica is slow or average but I'm having a great time lmao

Since I WAS able to stream (lil short one) we made it to the Aurora! I don't really know what people were so worried about, just a bunch of eyeball crabs. Anyway, we did the thing and saved the ocean, YIPPEEEE :>

【SUBNAUTICA】TO THE AURORA WE GO! ☣️ ⤷ twitch.tv/hazardseal MIRACLES HAPPEN LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO

I got called in to work, so no stream today unless a miracle happens 😭 I wanted to go to the exploded ship!!!!! Soon.... soon.......

My friends are the fucking coolest dude holy shit

HE'S LIVE BTW www.twitch.tv/zalthazarthrax

I'm ngl Thrax is one of my best friends for a reason brother started stream blasting Judas Priest and is now yelling about SLAUGHTER as he plays boomer shooters. I'm so HAPPY.

The assets for my 2.0 are rolling in and I'm PEAKED BRO I WISH I WAS DEBUTING ALREADYYYYYY

So eeeeby I had a full day lol

www.twitch.tv/zalthazarthrax IT'S TIME (soon) THE G.O.A.T GOAT PROJECTS INTO YOUR WORLD 6/6/26 (OFF BY TWENTY YEARS, BUT IT'S OKAY) 10AM PST - UNTIL WHENEVER I WANT CULTIC FORGIVE ME FATHER I AM YOUR BEAST AND WHATEVER ELSE I DEEM WORTHY OF MY EVIL SELF

Thank you for hanging with me while I yapped for an hour about Hawai'i LMAO! I'm so glad we found the damn diamonds YIPPEEEEE

【SUBNAUTICA】First time Subnautica - WHERE THE DAMN DIAMONDS AT ☣️ ⤷ twitch.tv/hazardseal

I don't know how vtubers keep up the kayfabe all the time, maybe I shouldn't call myself a vtuber lmao

Well, great news, I love the original Subnautica LOL honestly it feels like a totally different game in a lot of ways. I can't wait to play more 💗💗💗

【SUBNAUTICA】First time Subnautica - THE ORIGIN ☣️ ⤷ twitch.tv/hazardseal

Rewatched my crashout from last night. I'm still just as pissed as I was last night, if you want to see it, it's at 3:50:00 lmao......

I'm in no position to critique if people overshare on their own streams. I've actively sobbed like a baby on my streams over games lmfao

Yeah so plot developments in Mutazione had me crash out pretty hard on stream today lmfao..... we'll see where this goes I guess

yeah.... uhhh.... hmmm....

【MUTAZIONE】Chillin in da rainforest ☣️ ⤷ twitch.tv/hazardseal

New banner we love Paradise Killer in this house #hazardsilly

Folks it finally happened. I got hired to edit an omegaverse book which has a for real publisher. Happy Pride 💗

I have a pen my buddy Thrax gave me three years ago and I still use it. Writes so nice, hasn't run out of ink somehow. Stationary is a way to my heart.

There is a zoologist who looks like she hangs out at volcom for a living and I would like her to tell me animal facts at the club

I WILL CONTINUE TO APPROACH THIS MONTH WITH ENTHUSIASM.

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I cut my hair so I'm less mad about work now lmao.... freshened up my undercut and I have bangs again oooooooooweeeee

Viet brisket loco moco and a lychee li hing slushie WE ARE STARTING THIS MONTH CORRECT

Man I am feeling so damn energized today! I love the first of the month, new chances, new beginnings, new paycheck deposit WOOHOO

THIS ARTIST I REALLY LOVE ACCEPTED MY COMMISSION REQUEST AAAA I'M SO HAPPY

I don't even know how I found Mutazione. I've never seen anyone play it, but it's very my steez. I stumbled on to it like, five years ago maybe? I never had the time to play it, but I'm glad I can now.

I really need to make the labneh and some focaccia tomorrow. I keep meaning to and end up putting it off. At the very least I can get the dough started so it rises tomorrow night...

IMPORTANT: For any artists/writers/etc etc, using Linktree to point people to their work, from 5 July, they'll be feeding all imagery you use on your landing page into DALL-E by OpenAI. I deleted my account this morning.

When one person bums you out with their lukewarm Subnautica takes, find someone cooler you can yap at for hours who also missed the growbed hehe