I just took my flor de caña as a shot on accident. The weekend done messed me up lol

I hate how whataburger sell the spicy ketchup in the store and it ain’t even spicy. Why I gotta add Louisiana hot sauce to my spicy ketchup??

I hate how every year we get close to the rodeo, people be like “oh you ready for the rodeo” when I’m out. I wear western OFTEN 😂 you can’t get these boots off of me lmao

I love when I go to the lil janky bars that hire inexperienced bartenders, cuz they be making whatever they think they making strong as fuck!

HEB got these frozen fish for sale I might grab some after the freeze and use them to fish.

They done updated this motherfucker while I was gone?

I got my friend some pineapple pepper seasoning (I know) but we go see what kind of magic she can work with these wings when she come over lmao

The hideout for black heritage, shaboozy, Luke Bryan and Chris Stapleton so that 4 whole days I’m go be at the rodeo

Boy I can’t wait for the rodeo cook off. It’s good having connections lmao

Finally got my crawfish

I hate I do things last minute. I be wanting to invite people out sometimes. I just be spontaneous for no reason.

It always fascinated me how Black folks took over this bar called Neighbors and really turned it out. I knew the previous owners and they just could not pull a crowd. I’m not sure if the new owners are Black though but they found a formula lmao

I just be out

Hello you wonderful people!

Happy new years yall!!! I know my roof full of bullet holes!!

I understand we comraderi-ing about all the fine women out but you need to swollow some mouth wash my brother

It’s too cold for me!! I need to go to a hotpot or something. When need a black people equivalent though!

I have to get out of the habit of asking people what flavor candle they want

It’s really nice when the chick you talking to and you can’t remember her name, says her own name without you asking.

It’s too much going on tonight lmao

I got to the point where the only gifts I want are tools and hunting/fishing gear

Why do bars have malort? That shit taste disgusting! What cocktail requires it so I can stay the fuck away? It’s like the bartender brings it out just to torture the people at the bar with a “free shot.” It’s probably the same bottle from when they opened the damn bar.

Sometimes you just need to be around ratchet people having a good ol’ ratchet time

I was supposed to go listen to some blues tonight but I got settled in once I got off from work lmao

I’m thinking maybe a jazz bar or something tonight? Not sure but I’m antsy lol

I ain’t been out lately since I’ve been so damn busy this month. I NEED TO DO SOMETHING‼️

What’s considered the club now? Because it ain’t too many places with space to dance that’s not a lounge with sections. Are lounges the new clubs then? Can I say “let’s go to a lounge” without you thinking club? Or are they synonymous now? Clubs sound too high intensity for some and lounge is chill.

The only thing I like about cooler weather is the fact I can dress up more. Other than that spring needs hurry the fuck up and get here!

I know this random ass hell but when was the last time you heard a crackhead died? I think they immortal or something

literally me, thinking i was gonna breeze thru Intro to Church Music. that final paper had me in CRISIS.

I remember when I was in college I decided to take a hip hop history class as an elective, thinking I was gonna just listen to music each class. That 30-page paper describing in what ways the political and social climate affected Black society/ hip hop in the 80’s to early 90’s whooped my ass.

Love a happy hour appetizer

People be naming they aggressive ass dogs the softest names they can think of. Why princess tryna rip my throat out and foaming at the mouth?

I don’t know what they be putting in those drinks at urban social but they owe me a garage door lmao

Why is Europe considered its own continent? It doesn’t meet the criteria! It should just be called part of the Eurasian continent.

Renting ranches out is expensive 🫠. Happy 70th birthday old man

So how long we go be keeping these thanksgiving leftovers?

People who get onion-y food items first thing in the morning need to get they ass whooped. Why you gotta make it smell musty before the day even start?

I have a taste for some Korean fried chicken for some reason

I don’t know how people be surviving making less than 70k a year! I make more than that and I feel like I barely be above water. I have no clue where this money done went! Y’all some fighters for sure

I hate when barbers go up on price but don’t do anything different to justify it

I always soak my vegetables in salt water and vinegar before I wash them off because you never know what’s hiding in it.

I hate my old gun range closed down. That was the one I took people I didn’t trust 100% to know how to handle a gun. I wouldn’t have minded getting kicked out of that range because it was dirty anyway. But I damn sure don’t take people to my nice range lol. You ain’t about to jeopardize that one.

I went to the grocery store and forgot to get a bottle of wine 🫠

I’ll put money down that they caved on the budget on purpose so they could lose the ACA and have a cause to rally behind for the midterms so they can safely stay in power in 2026.

I think people should experience a beef rib (not short rib) at least once in their life. Yea the flavor profile is exactly that of brisket for an even crazier price but it has that cool factor to it 😂. Just once though, you can’t convince me it’s somehow better than brisket.

Man my cousin shot some hogs in Huntsville, I’m go see if wanna give me one

I hate how all the mouth wash they have out is alcohol free. I wanna feel what the germs is feeling so I know it’s working right. I need to feel they pain.