“I know you want a happy ending, but we have to book you for being Cameron Mitchell” #drivrinmob Thanks guys! Now to run to a movie theater!

Really need to shoot soma juice up and play drums bro #driveinmob

Young virile Cameron Mitchell to the rescue! #driveinmob

Legally only one in ten movies featuring a gorilla were allowed to have an ending that did not include the gorilla carrying a woman #driveinmob

I gotta say “I’ve been a librarian longer than you’ve been a liar” sometime #driveinmob

Somebody get Conan, Harpo and Orson Welles in this hall of mirrors #driveinmob

I want the little person’s vehicle, whatever it was #driveinmob

“Peaches, pumpkin, apple pie” #driveinmob

33 year old college student Cameron Mitchell! #driveinmob

That is a honey of a kimono however #driveinmob

Lee J. Cobb, like Karl Malden, born old #driveinmob

Not a big fan of Bancroft’s hair here #driveinmob

Are we lamp sharing the gorilla suit?!?! #driveinmob

I saw a chimpanzee side show (they billed it as a gorilla) at this weird little traditional circus that came to town only once. They gave out kid gets in free tickets. It came with admission to a side show, he sent me in by myself-a little scary because it was fly by night. #driveinmob

I wonder if Steve Martin is doing a report on this Gorilla #driveinmob

Oh my god! Baby Mitchell! #driveinmob

I have been on like half these rides #driveinmob

Hey! I am in the time slip big I am here! Excited for Raymond Burr, Anne Bancroft and Curtis to see if I find baby Cameron Mitchell as repellent as old man Cameron Mitchell! #driveinmob

Only just longer, but The Muppet Show (1976-1981).

This has to all be so damn familiar to Lon Chaney #driveinmob

Even a man who's pure of heart And says his prayers at night May become a were-gorilla When the sarsaparilla blooms And the moon is full and bright. #DriveInMob

Is the Sukarath a symbol or a monster, Lon? Please make up your mind #driveinmob

Girl please do not just fire a gun into the bush without knowing their target #driveinmob

Why was she sleeping in her full daytime outfit? Was it a nap? #driveinmob

The case he has is half empty, come on Lon #driveinmob

I do love her short sleeve button down and ultra high waisted slacks and wide belt #driveinmob

MicroMort “I even hear the film crew eating donuts” #driveinmob

Barney’s wedding night involved way nicer lingerie on the wife side and way lamer lounge wear on his. #driveinmob

Lon Chaney is like #driveinmob

Love the idea of having Lon Chaney, government official at my wedding. #driveinmob

Can it be his private opinion or he’s saying it in public?!?! #driveinmob

Tonight in the role of Marlena….#driveinmob

Good to know Barney Chavez is the name of the to long in the jungle brute #driveinmob

Tom was really bringing the racism with the whole “white people should not spend so much time in the jungle” junk #driveinmob

Are we gonna get Tom Conway as ANOTHER shitty medical professional?!?! #driveinmob #typecasting

Tom Conway being George Sanders’s real life bro freaks me out #driveinmob

This guy is currently running a podcast #driveinmob

MicroMort has been introduced to the lie that is Hollywood jungle movie ecology #driveinmob

“Let me tell you about the time I crashed out in this manor” #driveinmob

#driveinmob I am with you

Ever single gentile needs to read each and every one of these. A Jewish woman on Instagram made a post about how matzo is made and why we eat it on Passover. Every reply was violent, vile, and hateful. I need you to understand how even the most innocuous part of Jewish existence is reviled.

It's amazing that Karl fing Malden got to play a mad psychiatrist. #driveinmob

Oh man, watch out for behavioralists man #driveinmob

Oh great, no, I wasn't done talking to these people.

When the rock was coming for Maurice #driveinmob

“Maurice, have you ever read the Cask of Amontillado?” #driveinmob

“Yes, some people call me Maurice” #driveinmob

Aren’t you a little short to have an Intermission? #driveinmob

“Or Gene Simmons” #driveinmob

This is not how I remember Iron Maiden telling it. #driveinmob