I cant believe i have to say this but I'm against eating the rich!... They make much better fish bait and can be used to fatten up hogs. Convert billionaires to bacon.

I have seen the future! And the future is pocket retro handhelds.

The guys in my IT department were talking about getting motorcycles and starting the dorkiest gang ever. Say hello to The Dell's Angels.

If i mix Goldfish and Chicken in a Biscuit crackers into the same bowl, does it count as Surf n' Turf?

Are Besaid Aurochs jerseys a thing? Because i definitely feel strongly that they should be a thing..

If traded everything from pokemon cards, to 40k minis, to crypto and i can say without question that my best investment ever was a 4 pound bag of chihuahua cheese. It makes any application that requires cheese into a gourmet meal.

Okay, I guess I'll go read the documentation....

Mario Bros '93. Is it the BEST movie ever? No! And i understand the hate. But its still a fun blast from the past when everything had to be dark and gritty for no goddamn reason.

MKII was a fun little movie. I havent gone to a theater since they started relaxing COVID regulations and I was DESPERATE to go and do things. Not the greatest cinematic achievement, but still fun. Definitely worth a watch especially if you played the games.

Happy Birthday Pride! I cant believe LGBTQIA+ is 2026 years old!

Yep... Its about time i fix my work-life balance. I got into IT to DO something, not be a middle-manager. Gonna step back, act my actual salary instead of my desire d salary, and learn to program like i always wanted.

Wait... The title screen Ocarina music from OOT has been the Warp flute music from Super Mario Bros 3 THE WHOLE TIME?!?

You artistic types keep me going when things look bleak. You autistic types with dyslexia who thought i was talking about you when you first read that.... Same <3

Its the morning after my first mosh pit in 16 years and omg why i cant even

2,400 year-old skeleton mosaic discovered in Turkey with the caption: “Be cheerful, enjoy your life” Original post

Like... I WANNA learn how to program, but i need to find a language where i can just type "read my mind and do cool game stuff" and the compiler will just read my mind and do cool game stuff.

Pain is splurging $15 bucks you probably shouldnt have spent on lunch, taking it back to the office on your motorcycle, and having the bag rip open and all your food hit the ground less than 10 yards from the parking lot. I tried seeing what was salvageable, but a truck ran over my wraps :(

All i want out of my job is for my direct supervisor to stop sabotaging my success. I live everyone else and the work is great, but this ONE GUY is going to end up making me quit the best job Ive ever had.

Feeling 100% accepted and validated in my current job for thr first time in 5 years and honestly it feels amazing. Administration could obviously care less, but my peers are some of the beat in the world and thats all i need.

Is that a fucking Winged Hussar?!

As if things would be different if we WERE going to achieve any of those objectives? WE SHOULDNR EVEN BE THERE! WE SHOULDNT HAVE OBJECTIVES!!

Y'all thing Bush is sitting around thinking "Ah, shit... Now people are gonna compare me to that orange turd!"

On a happier note: What are we gonna call the new civilization that emerges from the ashes after the american dream is blown to smithereens? My vote is for The United Republic of Chocolate Pudding.

Anybody got recommendations for men's fashion accounts? I'm ashamed to admit I'm a 30-something year old man still in his rip-knee jeans, jorts, and band tees phase.

Do you WANT to lose elections to Republicans? BECAUSE THIS IS HOW YOU DO THAT!!! Age Verification to LOGON to your own PC if it is capable of going online is Batshit crazy. The Surveillance State is bipartisan.

I'm all for requiring a passport or Birth certificate to vote! .... As soon as I can request one online and have it sent to my doorstep overnight for free. Or pick it up at my local post office if I don't have a doorstep to ship it to.

So..... What's the move now that Discord fucking sucks?

Why did they have to go and make the radicalized minority race anti-corporate militant environmental activist WOKE!?!

Watching "Seven Dials" and I can't help thinking... Is Agatha Christie the origin of "that white people shit" in olhorror movies?!

I will never not share a cool project!!

Saw this and thought it was cool. My attachment to each Nintendo console: ❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 NES ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ SNES ❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤 N64 ❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 GameCube ❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 Wii ❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤 Wii U ❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 Switch 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Game & Watch ❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 Game Boy + Color 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Virtual Boy ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ GBA ❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤 Nintendo DS ❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤 Nintendo 3DS

Y'know what? Fuck it. If you're only just now realizing how evil and corrupt the powers in charge really are... Welcome! It took you a while, but better late than never. People get duped all the time and I'm proud of you for coming through. We need all the help we can get fixing this.

TBH, I don't understand why crypto adoption is so low among people on the left, especially now that private transactions are a reality. You can trade money with people INSTANTLY with ZERO paper trail and it stops the corrupt government from collecting taxes and funding shit like ICE.

Don't vote for any dems who ARENT calling for Nuremberg level trials for the entire current administration. There is no forgive and forget when they've planned how to most efficiently stripping you of your rights at Pedo parties.

Always thought we'd end up with The Imperium of Man for a government. Which isn't great, but somehow we ended up with Dark Eldar and it is so much worse. Can the 'Nids just go ahead and eat us already? Please?!

Ever have a friend group that wants to play DnD, but nobody wants to get stuck being the DM, so you all just sit around bitching and nobody gets to play? Is that just life now? Are we fucking cooked? How come nobody told me were cooked?

PRO TIP: Invest in heavy machinery companies. We're gonna need a LOT of wood chippers...

I think we have the surveillance state to blame for the inaction we're seeing when it comes to making political change. It's hard to start a movement when EVERY social media outlet will make sure you get a visit from the feds if you post certain key words. The revolution will not be televised.

If the PRESIDENT tells you that "only criminals carry guns in America" AND YOU KNOW THAT HE IS A DICTATOR.... you should probably get guns as quickly as possible.

Gee, thanks... 🎉

Saw some of the Davos highlights and I'm convinced G.G. Allin would be envious of the amount of shit on that stage.

If there's one thing I've learned from crypto, it's that altcoin season was really just the friends we made along the way.

Used to concealed carry in case I ran into a mugger. Now I CC in case I run into federal agents. My how times have changed.

Wonder what I could get if I sent Trump my A Honor roll medals from elementary school and my "at least you tried" trophy from youth soccer. They have my name on them but something tells me he doesn't really care who ACTUALLY earned it.

Using this as an opportunity to spotlight one of my personal heroes, "Maximum" Mike Pondsmith, and really everyone at R. Talstorian. If you've had any experience with the cyberpunk genre of music, literature, games, or art, you should know this man. Much love Mike! Thanks for everything, edgerunner.

A Nobel Peace Prize... Taken in conquest of another nation... Does this tub O' lard ass lookin bitch have ZERO sense of irony?

Hey Greenland! Y'all accepting American refugees? I kinda wanna jump ship and I promise I'll behave and not by a terrible neighbor.

What would would YOU include in your platform if you were creating a new political party? I'm curious to see what real people value and prioritize. This is open to anyone from anywhere, not just Americans. Feel free to discuss what you think works, what needs reform, and/or what you'd abolish.