Credit where credit is due. Donald Trump did a good thing here. Now, kick me in the nuts, shoot my dog, and burn down my house and then hand me a lollipop. You've still done a lot more harm than good. #Marijuana #Cannabis #ScheduleI #DonaldTrump www.avclub.com/donald-trump...

Were the aliens on Epstein Island? If not, I don't give a fuck. #ReleaseTheFiles #NoNotThoseFiles #TheOtherFiles #UFO #Aliens #TheXFiles #FDT thehill.com/homenews/adm...

We lost a true Indiana legend today. This dude was a staple of my childhood. #BobKevoian #BobAndTom #IndianaRadio #IndianaLegends www.wthr.com/article/news...

Also, don't fuck with my Midwestern homies. #PopeLeo #FDT

I'm planning a roadtrip. I know we'll be passing through Columbus, IN so I've been doing research. Perusing the notable natives page on the city website, I came across this. A likely typo, but I like to think it's moral judgment. #ColumbusIndiana #Sinners #AlishaGaddis

If MAGA is getting tired of being compared to Nazis, maybe don't, like, engage in genocide. #25thAmendment #FuckingInsanity #DonaldTrump www.cnbc.com/2026/04/07/i...

What can you even say about this? If there were any doubts left that this dude is suffering from dementia, this confirms it. Crazy bastard indeed.

Die Hard is a Christmas movie? 👎 Mallrats is an Easter movie? 👍 #Mallrats #HappyEaster

Be sex-positive, don't kink-shame. Unless it's this asshole. Also, Mr. Pee-Pee Tape shouldn't be too judgy. #KristiNoem #BryonNoem #KinkShaming #SexPositive #PeePeeTape people.com/trump-reacts...

Somewhere in a cemetery in Latrobe, PA there is a grave that has *stopped* spinning. #DoItForFred #MrRogers #PBS www.pbs.org/newshour/nat...

Chuck Norris came for Death today. #ChuckNorris #RIP www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/c...

What if Predator but predator is ED-209 from Robocop and also the hero fights it with a big piece of yellow construction equipment à la Aliens? Also, it sucks ass. You can imitate 80s sci-fi action classics, doesn't make you cool like them, though. #WarMachine #Netflix #Derivative

My son's named after his most famous character so, yeah, this news stings a little more. #BruceCampbell #HailToTheKingBaby www.forbes.com/sites/timlam...

It's almost like he didn't deserve those two peace prizes.

I kinda hate how evergreen @theonion.com is. #WarInIran #TheOnion #FDT theonion.com/this-war-wil...

Apparently, we can get the X-Files or the unredacted Epstein Files, but not both. #Distraction #HesInTheFiles #LockHimUp www.nytimes.com/2026/02/19/u...

I gifted a meal by taking a photo at Snarf's Sandwiches with the free @GiftAMeal app. #SnarfsSandwiches #GiftAMeal api.giftameal.app/local-busine...

It was a hard fought game against the two undeniably best women's hockey teams. Canada wanted it, but USA needed it. Just look at the shit we've been dealing with lately. We deserve something to be happy about, too. #USAHockey #OlympicHockey

If princes can be arrested, so can presidents. #EpsteinFiles #PrinceAndrew #LockHimUp www.nbcnews.com/world/united...

The New England Patriots making the best kind of Super Bowl history! #SuperBowl #FuckThePats #OldGrudgesDieHard

Yeah, yeah. Snoop Dogg. I heard. But consider the other aging rap star at the Olympics. The one putting his money into underfunded sports. The one not making ignorant comments about lesbians in movies. Who didn't play Trump's inauguration ball. #FlavorFlav www.olympics.com/en/milano-co...

Good. Fuck Bucc-ee's. The one Colorado already has encroached on acres of a local barley farmer's land, and you can't convince me being built so close to Johnson's Corner didn't put the latter out of business. #HeaveTheBeave #Buccees #KeepTexasOutOfColorado coloradosun.com/2026/02/04/b...

Oh no! Why do bad things have to happen to bad people?! It's almost like a Latina and a MAGA aren't a good match! #RobSchneider #PatriciaAzarcoyaSchneider people.com/rob-schneide...

Trump claims the assault on Rep. Ilhan Omar was staged. This guy. Says someone else staged a public attack. Every accusation a confession. #IlhanOmar #Minnesota #FakeEar

Great American Beer Festival isn't dead, but it sure is dying. Looks like they can no longer fill that enormous convention hall (although they obviously put a different spin on the situation). Hug your local brewer, folks; shit's rough out there. #GreatAmericanBeerFestival #GABF #CraftBeer

Once again, craft beer is out there doing the Lord's work. #MinocquaBrewing #WisconsinBeer #DrinkWisconsinbly #CelebrationOfLife #FoxNews

It's a simple statement of fact, but he'll probably catch shit for it anyway. I already had mad respect for Hali, my admiration only increases now. #TyreseHaliburton #Hali #IndianaPacers #Overrated #SpittinTruth www.indystar.com/story/sports...

Butt out, Coors. Upland Brewing already has this covered. You can make a beer for School of Mines, Upland will take care of their own local boys. #UplandBrewing #CoorsLight #Hoosiers #IU #Indiana

Watching the Free Solo guy climb that skyscraper on @netflix.com and I can't get this out of my head... #SkyscraperLIVE #TheSimpsons #FreeSolo #HelloHumanFlyHere

The only hurricanes folks from Indiana wanna be hearing about right now. #GoIU #BeatTheCanes #IndianaBeach #Natty #CollegeFootball

JD Vance is right. We don't see an ICE agent using excessive force and murdering an innocent woman. We see a VIDEO of an ICE agent using excessive force and murdering an innocent woman. #CeciNestPasUnePipe #ReneMagritte #DontBelieveYourEyes #TechnicallyCorrect #KillerICE #ReneeNicoleGood

He really shouldn't have. #ReneeNicoleGood #JonathanRoss #ICEKiller

That ICE agent was in exactly the same amount of danger as Fred Savage. #TheWonderYears #ReneeNicoleGood #MinneapolisKilling #FuckICE youtu.be/dj2oLW8nJpI?...

Look at that: the 21st Century has its own little Boston Massacre to call its own. #ICEShooting #MinneapolisShooting #BostonMassacre #MinneapolisMassacre www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...

ME: [tosses an empty wrapping paper tube to my son] Here ya go, Darth Vader. SON: What do I do with this? ME: You're a kid with a cardboard tube, this should come instinctually. SON: [pauses, confused, proceeds to act like an old man, using it like a cane]. ME: The fuck is wrong with you?

Don't mess with Texas? Why? Most of us do that all the time and they just take it. The slogan should be "Don't fuck with Indiana." Turns out they're the state with balls. www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele... #DontFuckWithIndiana #Gerrymandering #FDT

My kids have their doubt about Santa, but they sure as hell believe in Krampus. #Krampusknacht #Krampus #HolidayTraditions

It's St. Nicholas Day every day! Because these kids are always leaving their damn shoes out. 🎅 👞 ❄️ #StNicholasDay #StNick #MessyHouse

Ohio St vs. Michigan? Yankees vs. Red Sox? Those rivalies pale in comparison to A-Basin vs. Keystone and their quest to be first to open. The trick is to not announce your opening TOO early or your competition will pull petty shit like this. #ItsAColoradoThing www.summitdaily.com/news/keyston...

For fuck's sake, the fascism isn't even veiled anymore. www.indystar.com/story/news/p...

The systemic silencing of opposing voices keeps getting more brazen. It was already disturbing, we're fully into downright alarming territory. #OpposingVoices #SilenceTheOpposition www.avclub.com/jimmy-kimmel...

Score, or don't be a punk and go for it on 4th. I dig the new @colts.bsky.social identity. #NoPunts #IndianapolisColts #GoColts #ForTheShoe

Me, a Colts fan living in Broncos Country right now. @colts.bsky.social #ForTheShoe #Leverage #GoColts #IndianapolisColts

He didn't deserve to die. He also didn't deserve to be canonized. #CharlieKirk www.buzzfeed.com/alexalisitza...

I still don't think they'll do anything...

I'm not yet a true believer but this...this is good. #IndianapolisColts #Colts #GoColts #AssWhooping

Tom Hanks famously portrayed a character who fought AGAINST the Nazis and, well, that just doesn't represent contemporary American values. #SavingPrivateRyan #TomHanks #FDT www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

I forget. Who was that other world leader who put his big, dumb face up on public buildings? Oh yeah. All these fuckin' assholes. #FaceBanner

Keep those couch-fucking paws off my state, son. #Gerrymandering #JDVance #BackHomeAgainInIndiana #CouchFucker

I hate that Pacers lost. I am, however, amused by the "damage" done in the post-game "riot." A few extra pieces of rubbish appeared on the street. And we're still sorry for acting out. Indy fans are the best. They love their teams, they just don't express said love by setting shit on fire.