It’s honestly malpractice the way they continue to trot the fucking tin man out there, he’s visibly in pain with every movement and they’re going to lose anyways

Yesterday we went to the bucks game and they had this tribute video for some guy that made me cry because I thought he died or retired but turns out he was on the other team??

If you show up an hour early to your appointment and then complain that I didn’t see you until close to your appointment time, please do not???

Anyways the idea of spending a week fawning over 12 has me feeling nauseous so I think I will instead avoid all online sports spaces until after the game because please just shut upppppp

The Matt LaFleur Packers do not Honor God

My grandma just texted me a SCATHING review of her eye doctors office after her appointment, but still scheduled surgery with them, like girl please do not stress me out like this?

Idk maybe it’s just a coincidence that the colts got good whenever a woman took charge but maybe it isn’t

I got a jury duty summons today and idk how to tell them I don’t believe in the legal system

Ugh I can’t wait for the day I get to make my money being pretty and witty (get to be a stay at home mom)

Yeah so like I was saying, the brown butter chocolate chip coffee creamer is the best thing to ever happen to me

It’s so fun to just share all the gossip with my boyfriend because he doesn’t know anyone I’m talking about so it’s just like a soap opera for him

Got banana bread at work today dude, and if you know you know

That interception by Josh Allen cost me my fantasy game so I’m benching him for Daniel jones and I literally cannot be convinced otherwise

First year as a fantasy football commissioner is going well

okay friends it pains me but my arthritis has won and I truly am parting with most shoes including my loves (size 8 1/2, worn less than an hour)

It’s our anniversary today so we had the best steak dinner of my life last night (Capital Grille in Milwaukee) and now we get to spend the day in bed with iced coffee watching football holy shit what a life

DOOR NUMBER TWO, OPTION B, THE LATTER PLEASE

I’m dying nobody told me my cocktail would have a banana dolphin holding a Swedish fish

It’s looking like *NSYNC in one of my leagues right now

I think it’s pretty fucked that my boyfriend won’t give me Quinshon Judkins in exchange for a kicker and all the love in my heart

Trying to ward off the impending dip in mood by planning things that will bring me joy but will also not require more effort than I’ll be willing to put in

May I interest you in some chompy cat noises

I am simply not emotionally ready for it to be dark all the time again

I remembered not only to pick up my adderall but also take it so we are fucking THRIVING TODAY

Yall think if I send a handwritten letter to Ed Policy he will consider getting rid of Bisaccia

Anyways Jaylen warren will NEVER get the start in any league for me ever again. I’m not dropping him, he can rot on my bench tbh.

I said to a patient today “let me clean up the extra yellow drops on your face, it’s a fun look but it’s a lot for a tuesday” and they raised a concern that I didn’t know what day it is which is fair but also it was just a little joke I’m sorry pls don’t be mean to me

A little annoyed that Sabrina carpenters album came out when I’m in a happy loving relationship and not a toxic one

Jake Ferguson against GB or Sam LaPorta against CLE?

So the work fantasy football league is going well.

I’m sorry, I switched my coffee order this morning so this is on me, we can blame the banana date latte for this one

Wow so we fucking suck

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I know that it’s not a big deal but I’ve historically only dated men who hate me so seeing that my boyfriend changed his instagram profile photo to one of us made me feel something inside

I stopped vaping THC like a week ago just to prove to myself that I could but it turns out I’m even more annoying when I’m not mind numbingly high all day long

My job asked us not to discuss politics in the workplace (I asked them to clarify if they believed human rights were politics) so I’m just being really loud on Facebook so that all my coworkers who are apparently offended by my takes can delete me themselves 🤷🏻‍♀️

Can ward or Bo Nix for my Superflex spot

I wish my dad were here to see how proficient I’ve gotten at parallel parking

Yall know what’s really annoying is that we played pickleball and I had a really good time and it actually was fun and I had to admit I was wrong AGAIN

Please cross your fingers that the rain continues because that means the plan switches to brunch 🤞🏼

Going for a three hour long hot girl walk while I listen to podcasts is getting more difficult now that it’s DARK BY 734PM

Update I’m sober now obviously and this man signed us up to play pickleball at 10am on a Saturday morning (we’ve never played before) so it’s more of a WOOF

Victory Friday, got cracked first thing in the morning, and I have an iced coffee? Everyone is getting the best eye exam of their lives today

Are there magnets in the ball

Fuck Brad rogers and everything he stands for

I’m playing my boyfriend in fantasy football this week and I swear to god if our first fight is because of Kyle pitts

lol tried to jog and I have to find a good sports bra

Every elected Democrat is going to say the right thing, but remember that when 2 Democratic state legislatures were assassinated, elected Republicans went on a smear campaign of disinformation blaming Tim Walz and Democrats themselves.

we'll never gain the ability to be normal about young QBs