I deleted TikTok because honestly I think it’s rotting my brain so I think I’ll just spend all my time playing Pokémon and become the very best like no one ever was

Oh we’re up

I Bought a waffle maker for $3 today because it has a reindeer on it. I’ll eat Rudolph waffles year round shamelessly

I’m making potato soup tonight because I need to be warmed from the inside out, plus I can make a huge batch and drop some off to my friend who just had a baby

I got my iPhone battery replaced Monday because it was covered by insurance and my phone was dying so quickly. Today the phone with the replaced battery got so hot it melted a hole into back of my case and through the phone, melting the insides of the phone WHILE IT WAS IN MY POCKET NOT BEING USED??

I made three flowers and a fucked up groot air dry clay is not for me

We’re trying more screen free hobbies this year and Luna is invested

I’m just exhausted by being cold, like having to muster up the energy to walk outside, clean the ice off my car, and then drive to work is just too much today

Season has been over for almost 10 days get that placekicking pervert off of my roster

I think if I had a CRISPY coke from McDonald’s right now it would heal all my ailments

I wish to know, the fatal flaw that makes you long to be magnificently cursed

Real shame lafleur didn’t talk to lafleur about how to beat the bears, but yeah sure I’m thrilled he’s talking to mcvay about it what a great guy

I'm going to be coming into a collection of Norman Rockwell Rediscovered Women plates all with certificates of authenticity and original boxes with the intent to resell but I figure might as well put out feelers to any of yall if you may collectors or would want to offer on the collection

At the point in my cycle where I’m rolling down my window and asking people what the fuck is up whenever they drive like they’ve never seen a road before

I have a bad habit of taking my socks off while I’m asleep and they fall under my bed and I just forget about them well today I did sock laundry and have no less than 120 pairs

The Trader Joe’s almond croissants are truly the best thing to happen to me this week, fresh baked croissants before work???

I’ve been playing zoo tycoon on Xbox all day and I just have to say, fuck capitalism what do you mean I lost the initiative because I spent all my money fixing the enclosures of the already existing animals instead of spending it buying new ones

Idk dude I’m sad but also Buf-Jax is hilarious to me

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shopping for Valentine's Day? I have this beautiful turquoise sterling silver ring size 8 that would be an amazing gift for your sweetie pie $175 shipped

CUT. HIM. (With a knife and from our team)

Did keisean Nixon really jump out of the way of the ball carrier and let him into the end zone

Brian Urlacher wearing a hat on the field has got to be a breach of contract with all those hair replacement billboards he's got

I am an angry man today and I feel it in my bones

Did you know if you slide into a curb it will mean you have to give a mechanic $1200

Yall have got to stop reposting uncensored atrocities into the timeline, I shouldn’t have to watch someone die so yall can get off your quirky little one liner quote post

I know everyone has a lot going on but we’re neck deep in our MCU watch through and I just finished wandavision and oh my god

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I slid into a curb with my car on Wednesday and now I have to take it to the dealer and I know they’re going to think I’m just silly and goofy but I am not

Boyf’s dad and his wife got me a set of terracotta bowls for Christmas, and at first I was confused until I realized the brand name was my name. I’ve never gotten a gift with my name like that because my parents made up my name and now I’m crying over bowls

As the first woman to win my fantasy football league championship in the 28 years it has been in existence, I’d like to say that I plan on being absolutely INSUFFERABLE at the draft next season and plan on having a tiara made

The Disney plus commercials REALLY want me to get my baby the RSV vaccine, and while I would absolutely love to do that, I don’t have a baby so

Idk but how is that hat not taunting but looking in the general direction of a player is

Starting Malik Willis in my fantasy championship Jesus take the wheel

Boyf sends me a million reels a day and I’m obsessed. It’s like 20 minutes of a perfectly little curated newsfeed just for me. The true For You page

I accidentally bought Wild Lights tickets for tonight at the zoo instead of the day I want, and they’re non refundable, so does anyone want two tickets to the wild lights event tonight at the Milwaukee zoo? Comes with parking included!

I’m sick, so we skipped Christmas and I feel like hot garbage

Sorry but we’ve reached the point in the year where I want only the professional shoppers in the grocery stores, if you don’t know the difference in evaporated and condensed milk please just come back in January

Having to get out of bed and go exist today just doesn’t feel like something I’m physically capable of doing

Is it rude to text people back at 6am if they texted you at midnight because if I don’t respond now I am liable to never reply again

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

We went to my boyfriends brothers house for a Christmas gathering tonight and yet again his sister in law picked a PERFECT gift for me and I just feel so lucky that they’ve just accepted me in like it’s nothing

Anyways I still think I’d be better as a special teams coordinator

Please enjoy this watermarked screenshot of a photo from our awaiarium trip because I refuse to pay $35 for one digital photo

Just found out the officiant of the wedding we went to this weekend is a Grammy winning producer/DJ so I’m glad I’m got tipsy and went and introduced myself and complimented his speech as if he hasn’t been complimented by the literal governing body of compliments

Hufunga is a dirty player and I don’t care if you disagree. He’s intentionally hitting late, shoving love into the ground, rocketing into guys, it’s obvious him and Sean Payton are made for each other

They just keep bringing me beverages and no food so I might be a LIRTLE tipsy

Some of yall pick weird hills that you decide to be preachy about and it’s a wee bit annoying if I’m being honest

If Micah doesn’t draw a single holding penalty for the rest of the game, I fully support him sacking Craig Wrolstad at midfield

Bad news, Luna knew this wasn’t the real Santa