SONOFABASTITCH!

Overtime?!?! Oh, my nerves!

Okay... how many of you are hyperventilating? And whose nails are bitten to the quick? Playoff hockey, man... 😬

No, Sir. I do not like it.

I think it's high time Pookie invested in a better slingshot. So far, he hasn't had much luck. 🤔😏😈

The Moderation Team was swift in kicking the Saturday night keggers out of the frat house. Love to see it.

The f*llow farming, tag-happy randodweebies are out again, I see.

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Boys ... boys ... The game is over. Take your toys, pack them in your wagons, and retreat to your respective tree houses. Fuck's sake. This is unsportsmanlike AND embarrassing!

Please keep my dad, 81, in your thoughts, friends. 💔

Q: What did the skydiver say when he realized he was in very serious trouble? A: Oh, chute!

I must admit, I'm rather skeptical about the existence of my superhero alter ego, Incredulor.... 🤔

Fucking MVA. I'm only at the start of my treatment plan, and I've already exhausted all of my health benefits. Now what? I can't afford to pay out of pocket. 😖

Lorsqu'on a trop d'œufs, il n'y a qu'une solution : gâteau éponge. La recette en demande une douzaine ! En plus, je viens d'acheter un contenant de fraises pour le garnir. Ce sera bon! 🥚🥚🥚🥚 + 🥚🥚🥚🥚 + 🥚🥚🥚🥚 + 🍚🧂🍓 = 🍰

Hmmm... first John Lennon, and now ... 🤔

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@jasonfest.bsky.social Thanks for the follow back.

Thank you. Discharged at 3:30 a.m. Tests show nothing emergent, but he needs to follow up with his specialists and get more tests/studies.

At the ER with Mr. We've been here since 7:30 p.m., and, at the time of this skeet, it's 1:15 a.m. And we've only just begun with the investigations. Sounds like they're taking his symptoms quite seriously. It's gonna be a loooooooooong night. *sigh*

@sarah11918.rainsberger.ca Thanks for sharing. 🙃

The inaugural meeting of the soon-to-be-formed "All the Coffee Makers Consistently Short Out and Go to the EcoStation" bereavement support group will likely convene in the very near future. Kindly review the group charter. I am not taking questions during this difficult time. Thank you.

So has Turkey now become the new "destination" of choice for spammers, phishers, and similar ne'er-do-wells? It sure the fuck seems that way! Everything—EVERYTHING—I've parsed in the past ~2 weeks is exploiting IPs and vulnerabilities in Turkey. Fuckers! 😡

Graston and adjustments today = sensory hypersensitivity, bigger grumpy and irritable, and even bigger PAIN. So much PAIN! There does appear to be slightly more movement in my neck so ... ... yay?

So let me get this straight. If there is a scratch on my CD of a cappella music, would I be correct in claiming there is a run in my Nylons???

Thanks to the intrepid Artemis II crew, Peter Schilling's "Major Tom" has not simply become this week's earworm: like a Ceti eel in "The Wrath of Khan", it has taken root and is inextricably enmeshed with my brainstem. 😂

At this point I think spring is merely a societal construct.

Oh, no, no, no, no. That was such a dumb penalty. 😡😡😡

Overtime?!?!? Uuuggggghhhh...

We got us a hockey game, folks. #EDMvsUTA #Oilers

At this point, I'd have a helluva lot more confidence in Otto's driving the bus than I would have in the people in charge. You know... those folks whose fucking job it is to—get this—drive the damn bus and not throw the free world under it?

hostingdunyam.com.tr is on my shit list.

✅️ Mushrooms ✅️ Onion ✅️ Garlic ✅️ Beef ✅️ Plain yogurt ✅️ White wine ✅️ Egg noodles ✅️ Beef stock ... add thyme and other seasonings, and it's beef stroganoff for the win!!

@asmara.bsky.social Merci d'avoir partagé.

I'm in the mood for psychological thrillers in the same vein as "Angel Heart", "Shutter Island", "Seven", and "The Number 23". What are your #movie recommendations?

#Oilers 😡

As has become something of an #Easter tradition, we watched "Jesus Christ Superstar" again. As one who has studied voice, I think the role of Judas actually demands more in terms of range, breath control, resonance, and overall #music skill than the role of #Jesus. What do other #singers think?

When you're working on a project and eager to move onto the next step but have to wait for glue and sealant to dry overnight...

Mr.: The roast needs to rest a bit. Me: Awwwww... that's sweet. Will you cover it with a blanket and read to it?

Hello, #yeg friends. Craving blintzes, knishes, and latkes. Can anyone recommend a good Jewish deli or bakery #Edmonton? Thank you!

You know, I didn't complain [much] when the green KinderEgg gave me a stupid wooden toy, but what the heck's up with THESE?!?! Someone has taken genetically modified avocados a bit far!! 😂

They need to start varying the toys in these Eco Kinder Eggs. It’s always a wooden ball.

I have a pot of sweet potato soup simmering on the stove. My kitchen smells wonderful, with traces of cumin and cinnamon. 😋

Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Made a pan of brownies today, and, despite my greasing the pan, I could not turn them out. I had to use a knife to "chisel" out a zillion pieces. Perhaps I can make a "poor man's trifle" or something by layering the pieces with whipped topping and pudding. Dammit! Dammit!

www.facebook.com/share/1NFztf... This layout screams "Uh, yeah... uggggh. Yep. I think this'll fit ... If we just squeeze this... What do you mean 'door swing'? And you don't need to stand DIRECTLY in front of the sink, do you? Stand off to the side, and you won't notice this is in the way."

Is there a moderation list of all the "I'm just going to rep¤st others' stuff at random in a feeble attempt to farm foll¤wers because .... PUHLEEEEEEEEEZ help my family" accounts? The rate at which these are multiplying is, frankly, obscene. Blockity block block blocky block.

*ouvre la porte du réfrigérateur et constate qu'il y a toujours trop de fromage et de lait* Enfin, bon. Je m'occupe aujourd'hui de faire une bonne soupe crémeuse et d'y ajouter un peu de jambon, de maïs en grains, de petits pois, et de pommes de terre. Ce devrait être bon. 😋

Oh, Pookie. Every day, sending me a phishing email to notify me my payment method failed. Tell you what, Snookums. Since I *so* admire your persistence, I'ma *give* you and every nefarious poop scrubbing the Web my credit card number. Ready? Okay. It's the last 16 digits of Pi. You're welcome. 😏

What if Gary Wright were actually singing about a spider? You've just spun a web again The life from me about to drain... Spider, my fears of arachnids leave doubts in my mind Ooh, orb weaver Your mandibles A scary sight Ooh, orb weaver I believe you Can kill with just one bite...

Had a chiropractic assessment Thursday and a physiotherapy assessment yesterday. Today, I feel like I've been beaten up. It hurts a lot. 🤕

Confetti squares, and I was planning to make brownies and vanilla pudding cake, too. (I have too many eggs, and my milk is past the best before date.)