YAY!!!! (sorry photo refuses to rotate)

Oh yeah da craft cream

Been at the restaurant and some guy had a whole freaking beanstalk on his plate and nothing else 😭😭😭

I'm in Turkey and there are SO MANY PEOPLE and the beach is small as hell

Oh I also tried dubai chocolate cheesecake a few days ago. It's tasty, but not mindblowing

Ewewewewewew I hate oil and especially oily dishes 😵😵😵 hell naw

Still pissed that my college banned halloween two years ago. Me and my friend actually dressed up that day and they said "blah blah blah no satanic holidays"

Soon I will get my breach vinyl yay!!!!! And see my dad :]

Eating a culinary abomination, feeling quite content

Bruh this delivery dude who was supposed to bring my keyboard yesterday showed up today and complained that I didn't answer the calls (I was eeping). No apology, no nothing??? Fuck you, man 🖕 It wasn't me who showed up a day late. Did your mommy not teach you manners?

I really hope that in another word I'm a beautiful burly british man

Ew ew ew sink slop is the worst texture ever I deserve a delightful treat for this

I'll be getting my breach vinyl soon!!! Kinda late, but the fact that I'm even getting one is already a miracle

I hate dreams that are realistic. I don't want to guess whether something actually happened or I just imagined it

I'm being influenced by my friends to watch anime and I kinda like it 🤧

I hate drawing now that I think about it. I only do it because it's the only way to visualise my thoughts and ideas. I rarely find it enjoyable

Fuuuuck I just read the ingredients on the chocolate candy I like and it has alcohol in it. That explains a lot

Blueberries are the worst berries just because you can't predict the taste. I know how a strawberry or a raspberry will taste like by the colour and softness, but blueberries are a real gamble. It's either sweet and delicious or painfully sour despite all looking the same

Me when I'm honky

You can throw rotten tomatoes at me but I've never read fanfics

I survived washing dishes but now I feel like sneezing but it never happens

Ughhh I hate having a cold AND having to wash dishes 💔 If I don't post anything later today that means I drowned in the sink

Hiccuping while having a cold feels like suffocating I can't breathe HELP

I already said it and I will say it again. Pilots need to make the singles vinyl. I'm not getting christmas hits vinyl just for christmas saves the year 💔

Halloween is cool and all but I'm already feeling jolly 🎄

Craving a milkshake but I can't have it Life cruel

for you, i'd go write a slick song just to show you the world.

Hi hello what did I miss (if I did?)

I've been stressed and caught a cold but all that doesn't matter because I just found out my friend pretty much never played minecraft or terraria. Like how

Okay, I need genuine advice because I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!! Problem: I have to get some kind of swimming clothes but I'm still in the closet and coming out is not an option (it's a family vacation) I tried finding something decent but it still doesn't hide my chest well enough and it's all ugly 😢

Some people hate fun and it makes me feel very sad 😢

Ough, just remembered how my first and only breakup went... Anyway, should I try to rizz up my gaming bro?

i'll go with you, i'll go with you, i'll go with you, i'll go with you.

Yay yay yippee I love gaming with friends it always makes me so happy yay 🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️

I had a dream where everyone became louie. Crazy right?

i know it's hard to believe me, it's a good day!

That your dad is now a louie too

Take a hit, join the club

I love driving cold water so crisp

Bluesky clique karaoke, agree?

Fly in my room, buzz off!!! Just because my cat can't getcha doesn't mean I won't

Grinning like an idiot and giggling

she’s the tear in my heart, i’m on fire.

I bosted about plain rice and it got 111 likes are we for real 💀

Why do my friends ask ME of all people for dating advice??? I'm the least experienced in this kind of stuff 🤧

There's a mosquito in my room and it pisses me off. I know I'm sweet and tasty but no sucking without my consent 🙄

I skeletonized my balls now they look like skulls help

YAY YIPPEE MY DAD SAID MY FPE BREACH VINYL ARRIVED YAY