washing down my cereal in lactose free milk with flavoured real milk

dying my ex boyfriends bestfriends hair soon #stoleurman

I wanna delete tiktok but I rly like making them 😢

when are we making blackberries aesthetic lmk asap

I dont play ab my animal crossing pinterest boards

hi so who wants to be my sugar daddy

im fine if an employer wants to bring up my bluesky digital footprint, my twitter one however…

teenagers collecting drink bottles is a phenomenon psychologists will never fully understand

clean 410 days btw guys someone cheer

face painting tmr im genuinely excited

im genuinely about to get a job out of spite

got ssked if my strip lashes were extentions today ive been riding thay high since

just had a full blown menty b over smth and the only thing thay calmed me down was looking at bunnies and icing my face im genuinely cured

how on earth do I have 5.01 when my mad is 5

soft lauching dominoes

if u really think about it jumping is a really crazy thing

the window cleaner keeps following me around the house this is so awkward

whoever just made my coffee needs to get cracked + a raise

sky sports creating a new sparkly little sister channel for womens sports is the most insulting thing ever whoever genuinely approved of this should explode

my beauty student red flag is that I will peer pressure u into letting me give u a treatment

im a performative waterstones goer, I walk in and pretend to look at the manga section becsuse im too overstimulated to process words then leave

living in a village in the arse crack of nowhere without a license is so crazy why am I genuinely so gassed that im going to town on my own tmr

I ordered a matcha earlier and it defaulted to oak milk and both my parents tried reaching for the whole milk option for me like bro you both know im lactose intolerant do you want me to die

my ex will not stop trying to text me I honestly wont be surprised if he jags me on animal jam at this rate

telling a joke to my dad just to get absolutely aired dhmu 🥀

I wanna start using dusting powder becsuse its so cutesy and feminine but like where in a routine do u put that??? like do u do it in the morning or like at night before ebd

my friend just made a gofundme so I can get fifa26 gofund.me/2095a8304

I genuinely had a 2 hr long menty b this morning about my mattress I think there might be something deeply wrong w me

I got a new bed and a new mattress and the mattress is double the thickness of my old one and now im insecure of it it makes all my furniture look tiny

vogue annoucing its embarrassing to have a bf like the month after I break up w mine is so cunty I feel like a trendsetter

update im getting a new one!! oops

waiting for my driving instructor and flinching at every car that passes

Sometimes I feel like my life is being written by someone who isn't sure if they like me or not.

he said he REALLY likes talking to me 🤗🤗🤗

went on my phone to google smth that was bugging me so much I couldnt sleep and ended up doomscrolling

I did not accidentally send someone something they should and if I did someone wouldve said something I did not accidentally send someone something they should and if I did someone wouldve said something

ANIMAL CROSSINGS GETTING AN UPDATE WHATTT

snap keeps tryna get me to re add my ex like pls stop

miss my man (hes NOT my man im not even sure he likes me as a friend)

would send someone a pic of my toes in return for pokemon za

absolutely criminal that I woke up at 10 to 8 on a sunday

the concept of being bullied for being ginge just for boys to fall ass over tits w the kalogeras sisters

my mum is plotting revenge on the person who chucked a used dog poo bag on our driveway

thinking about my ex who got mad at me for changing my bestfriends name on snap to smth that wasnt her name

I hate the argument that ‘halloweens supposed to be scary’ yeah bro and people are scared of everything!!!! my cupid costume may not be scary to you but to someone whose scared of love it might be xxxx

I want pokemon za so bad I dont even care about the fact the buildings look hydraulically pressed

instead of 7 evil exes I have 7 potentially related health problems

just thought of a joke I couldve made in a conversation I had yesterday dhmu

kpop demon hunters mentioned on the victorias secret pink carpet what is this timeline