IF I STILL WORE A WATCH I'D BE TAPPING IT CMON! APPLY!!

So that everyone knows where to file complaints, we're kicking things off with our head mod introduction. Give it up for this clown.

APPS ARE OPEN WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR Art: forms.gle/bF8PJbdbFyUn... Merch: forms.gle/iPZrq8JjsUCW... Writing: forms.gle/r3Wfjm7Ttino... #mechabae #flambert

THREE HUNDRED RESPONSES!!1! WE FUCKING DID IT Thank you, everyone, for your support. We'll have an update for you next week.

I hope you #flambert / #mechabae lovers appreciate the header I sketched for @mechabaezine.bsky.social lol GO FILL OUT THAT IC AND FOLLOW AND YOU MIGHT SEE A BEEF STICKER SHEET BE ADDED

All right, party people, 3 days left to loop in your pals— don't let robbo off the hook we are playing gay chicken and i will win ... ooooookay? Anyway, here's the interest check: forms.gle/n9Qn4jDQK5Kf...

We're doing decent numbers. Looks like a SFW zine is in the stars. sorry not sorry to our fans. better keep pushing that IC around if you want an 🔥 on fuego 🔥 edition. otherwise bobert's gonna go broke tryna break even And when exactly did I volunteer my own funds? APPS OPEN 4/27 LETS GET IT

awright let's do some fucking q&a > Will you be shipping internationally? bitch, you think we don't know how many fans we have around the world? flambae is a ~ global phenomenon ~ (Yes. We have contingencies in place to offset international shipping costs.)

flambae deserves better man #flambert #dispatch

BOB BOB PEOPLE DON'T FUCKING READ— On behalf of Flambae and his temper, I'd like to sincerely apologize. Also... you guys might want to check the FAQ. No pressure. Some of the questions coming through the IC have already been addressed here. mechabaezine.carrd.co

"BURY-YOUR-HEART" (sorry i realized too late I drew flambae's fingers on the wroing hand but shhh 😭) #dispatch #robertrobertson #flambae #mechabae #flambert

hey, bob bob, did you know it's national twinkie day?? anyway ppl can "show their support" or w/e here: forms.gle/XTg1vei7NZky... #mechabae #flambert