HOW CAN HE DO THIS AND ON PRIDE MONTH????????

My eyes hurt from crunching numbers... anyway, here's the results of the IC.

lol u look so pissed That's my normal face. pissed off dispatcher is ur normal mode of existence Yeah. Kino gets it.

I... oh. Wow. That's. Huh. my eyes are up here robert Yeah, and? I don't know why you felt the need to point out the obvious to me. @lethargic-felix.bsky.social, get a load of this idiot. pssh, fucking embarrassing

Hey, we're back with another special guest today. You guys better show Tosin some love or Flambae's gonna get a little twitchy. a lil? pssh, no one said i had to be gentle #mechabae #flambert

easily one of the best writers we've got Why? Because more often than not, you're on top? Is that the only reason you're a fan? not the ONLY reason

In case you haven't heard, @3artho.bsky.social will be drawing for this zine. who doesn't already know by now bob bob fake fans thats who Hey. None of that fandumb here, Bae.

i fucking hate twitter it's true Man, I really love learning about these weird hangups of yours, Flambae. Anyway. I'll go crosspost there for us. #flambert #mechabae

@arczism.bsky.social, you might need earplugs for the reception you're gonna get. Take it from an expert. robbo can u be anymore lame who needs their hearing SHOW SOME HYPE FOR ARCZI #flambert #mechabae

Yon makes getting beat up look good, I guess? like ur sense of self-preservation wasn't bad enough as it is, bob bob #dispatch #flambert #mechabae

IF I STILL WORE A WATCH I'D BE TAPPING IT CMON! APPLY!!

So that everyone knows where to file complaints, we're kicking things off with our head mod introduction. Give it up for this clown.

APPS ARE OPEN WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR Art: forms.gle/bF8PJbdbFyUn... Merch: forms.gle/iPZrq8JjsUCW... Writing: forms.gle/r3Wfjm7Ttino... #mechabae #flambert

THREE HUNDRED RESPONSES!!1! WE FUCKING DID IT Thank you, everyone, for your support. We'll have an update for you next week.

I hope you #flambert / #mechabae lovers appreciate the header I sketched for @mechabaezine.bsky.social lol GO FILL OUT THAT IC AND FOLLOW AND YOU MIGHT SEE A BEEF STICKER SHEET BE ADDED

All right, party people, 3 days left to loop in your pals— don't let robbo off the hook we are playing gay chicken and i will win ... ooooookay? Anyway, here's the interest check: forms.gle/n9Qn4jDQK5Kf...

We're doing decent numbers. Looks like a SFW zine is in the stars. sorry not sorry to our fans. better keep pushing that IC around if you want an 🔥 on fuego 🔥 edition. otherwise bobert's gonna go broke tryna break even And when exactly did I volunteer my own funds? APPS OPEN 4/27 LETS GET IT

awright let's do some fucking q&a > Will you be shipping internationally? bitch, you think we don't know how many fans we have around the world? flambae is a ~ global phenomenon ~ (Yes. We have contingencies in place to offset international shipping costs.)

flambae deserves better man #flambert #dispatch

BOB BOB PEOPLE DON'T FUCKING READ— On behalf of Flambae and his temper, I'd like to sincerely apologize. Also... you guys might want to check the FAQ. No pressure. Some of the questions coming through the IC have already been addressed here. mechabaezine.carrd.co

"BURY-YOUR-HEART" (sorry i realized too late I drew flambae's fingers on the wroing hand but shhh 😭) #dispatch #robertrobertson #flambae #mechabae #flambert

hey, bob bob, did you know it's national twinkie day?? anyway ppl can "show their support" or w/e here: forms.gle/XTg1vei7NZky... #mechabae #flambert