Hey, you had a day off to yourself. Did you do the washing up? No. Did you hang up the laundry? No. Tidy the sitting room? No. Hoover the floor? Dust the shelves? Put that stuff away that’s been piled up for months? No. Oh. What did you do? I got a hair cut and made a spreadsheet of all my maps. 🤦‍♂️

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Ireland, Slovenia, Iceland, Spain, Netherlands, Belgium and Portugal are now all considering boycotting Eurovision unless Israel are removed. Like if they should. RT if Israel should be kicked out

Two things you will find in my car. 1. Rubbish on the floor. 2. Tom Petty on the stereo. Two things you won’t find in my car. 1. Fuel. 2. Screen wash.

Israeli embassy staff shot = anti semitism, outrage, foul murder. International diplomats fired at by IDF = oops. Soz. Lolz.

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Pleased with this one. 😁 Wordle 1,334 2/6 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

How long before we see American asylum seekers cross into Mexico? The irony would be delicious if it wasn’t so tragic.

Things I didn’t realise were adhd but now I do no 16. Apparently playing the same song on repeat is dopamine chasing behaviour. Hmm, don’t recognise that one at all. Meanwhile Neil Young plays Heart of Gold for the third consecutive day. 😳

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If you hate Brexit, Like. If you want to get rid of it immediately, RP.

Richard Madeley claims that every single phone call he recieved was in support of Suella Braverman’s plan to leave the ECHR. If he is a liar, Like. If he needs to be kicked off TV, RP.

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Funny that. 🤔

Jesus! I just choked on my own spit and coughed so hard it made my head spin and I had to hold on to the furniture to make sure I didn't fall over! 😡

Here’s a fun game. Replace 'bring back the death penalty' with 'no, let's not'.

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Some mad clouds out this afternoon.

Things I didn’t realise were adhd but now I do no 16. Spending 30 mins scrolling through Netflix and Amazon to find something to put on while I carry out a 15 min task.

The plan: go to bed. The ADHD reality: go to bed. Forget phone charger. Go downstairs. Sit on sofa doomscrolling TT 1hr+. Go to bed. Forget phone charger. Go downstairs and get it. Go to bed. Remember meds. Go downstairs. Take meds. Go to bed. Post on BS. Doomscroll TT.

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This is gonna be fun…

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I don’t know what I’ve done but my FYP on TikTok is full of fox hunting videos today. I must have blocked dozens of accounts so far and will continue to do so.

Things I didn’t realise were adhd but now I do no 15. I’ve just spent ages searching for my glasses. My son is smirking in a way that tells me he has something to do with it. “Where are my glasses?” I ask. “What have you done with them?” He laughs. They are tucked into the collar of my t shirt! 🤦‍♂️

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I’m always a sorry to see the Christmas tree come down but for one brief, glorious moment a small part of the house is perfectly tidy.

Things I didn’t realise were adhd but now I do no 14. My need for perfection is much greater than my ability to achieve it.

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Things I didn’t realise were adhd but now I do no 13. If only I could finish a task like I can finish the massive bar of chocolate I wasn’t going to open.

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My wife has invited loads of people round to see in the new year. I’m playing John Coltrane at increasing volumes until they go home. 🤣 Happy New year everyone.

All children should have a breakfast and lunch provided while at school.

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I did it. I finally did it! 🤩 Wordle 1,290 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Remember Nigel loves #FarageFoxHunts on Boxing Day👇🏼👇🏼 Give it time we may end up with #FarageRiots too on Boxing Day the longer the toxic little t*rd continues to get such disproportionate airtime & his fan base of wrong’uns grows 🤦🏼‍♂️

In the spirit of Christmas lasting all year long I'd like to propose that we start using the excellent noun Miser more frequently. So Musk becomes the biggest miser in the world. Oligarchs and multi millionaires become misers and we have the Forbes biggest miser list. Let's call them what they are.

It’s hard to describe just how much I hate this man and all that he represents. He is the very worst of us.

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