Just leaving this here as a public service for anyone looking to switch allegiance to a different #NHL team…

I miss the days when this meant something. #DOJcoverup

You guys… hear me out… maybe Kash Patel is just telling the US hockey team a funny workplace story about Pete Hegseth and he’s just a really good visual storyteller.

Talk about Trump Derangement Syndrome… the projection of brainwashed MAGA Republicans is astounding.

“I can destroy the country. I can do anything I want.” - Donald Trump, February 20, 2026

I’m old enough to remember when Trump had a durable 37-40% who would stick with him no matter how badly he did or how batshit he would become. That support is eroding.

It feels like we're at a pivotal moment in our country's history where we should be passing a constitutional amendment based on our current state of affairs, but the chasm between the stupid and the sane has grown way too large to make this feasible.

If your parents, like mine, voted for Trump because he was “the lesser of two evils,” but still support Trump today, their pro-life stance is nothing but performative religious bullshit. 

You prosecute the Epstein elites and enablers… not elect them.

Hope every newsroom's printers are well stocked on black ink today, because I feel like an avalanche of redactions are incoming. #EpsteinFiles

Free 🍋 FUCK 🍊

“Concepts of a deal.”

If Trump‘s “concept of a plan” on healthcare was “buy your own plan, here’s your yearly ‘one month free’ coupon,” I can’t fucking wait to hear what his “concept of a framework” could possibly be for Greenland.

IYKYK

Trump got his Nobel Peace Prize, and it had a creamy peanut butter center!

So, correct me if I’m wrong, but all you have to do to abduct a woman now is dress in camo, cover your face and have a gun and we have to submit or risk death? How are we supposed to know if you’re ICE or not?

This is not now, nor has it ever been, about enforcing immigration law. This is legalized and taxpayer-funded human sport hunting for far right wing extremists, primarily targeting minorities. FULL STOP. #ICE

Jesus Christ, Trump’s Mar A Lago SCIF is the set of Hot Ones with unplugged phones.

Two pictures, same energy

Aspirin has the high ground.

Between cutting food assistance for the low-income working victims of unchecked capitalism, to making healthcare astronomically expensive to juice insurance profits… Republicans are determined through this shutdown to make its voters feel the full crushing weight of their election promises.

Between this, his $2M ballroom that somehow costs $250M, and the tariffs YOU are paying for... do you all get it yet that the entire throughline of Trump's second term is extracting as much of YOUR taxpayer money into his pockets as possible? How are we (left and right) not united on this??

When someone tells you of something bad in their life, repeat these 5 words: “Republicans did that to you.” Can’t afford groceries, rent, a home, utilities, a car, daycare or insurance? Can’t find a job? Lost your family farm? No more special education? Can’t VOTE? “REPUBLICANS DID THAT TO YOU.”

I’m a non-evangelical Christian seriously questioning what kind of benevolent or loving God would allow Republicans to do what they are doing to America (and fellow Americans) in His name. MAGA might just be proof that God doesn’t exist.

Pee-Wee German #StephenMiller

Remember when the right was big mad about new Washington quarters facing him away from "In God We Trust," as if it were an affront to God? On these Trump coins, he's a massive visage towering over those tiny words. Where's the outrage? Is Trump bigger than God? www.snopes.com/.../washingt...

Trump's never been richer while you've never been poorer. For the love of God, at a bare minimum, can we all please connect those two dots?

In 2024, Trump told you he would magically lower your grocery costs on day 1 and he would go wild with tariffs (which every economist warned would make groceries and everything else way more expensive). Don't you dare blame Democrats because you believed the blatant lie, not the obvious admission.

Not outright saying I don’t trust Kash Patel’s FBI, but these two photos kinda give off the same energy…

Oh well… see ya’ll at the next one. #Rapture2025

Here’s the thing… MAGA won’t blame Trump for this. They will believe him when he says it will take a year or two for the tariffs to “take effect” and save them. They may even still blame Biden. By that time, his pockets will be fully lined with their tariff tax dollars. This was all a choice.

If Trump is right (and he’s obviously not) that “97% of networks are against him,” maybe that says more about what Trump in doing than whatever kind of bias supposedly exists. Looking at polls about the economy, immigration and such, a majority of network coverage being negative seems to track.

What would you do as a parent if a Turning Point USA chapter was starting up at your kids' school? Thinking about constructive counterprogramming (political or not) that encourages kids to live intelligent, empathic lives instead of becoming Trump-cosplaying MAGAlettes.

Just leaving these two documentary recommendations here for no particular reason whatsoever. Stream them wherever you can.

Democrats should take a messaging lesson from @grahamformaine.bsky.social

Hear me out. Bi-partisan, anti-MAGA coalition. “TEA PARTY II: TRUMPED ENOUGH ALREADY”

The only people I can stand less than knuckle-dragging, binary-thinking Trump voters are otherwise-intelligent but still binary-thinking leftist voters.

I really want Democrats to start using this kind of rhetoric right back on Republicans.

The Oval Office walls should not look like there's chocolate hidden underneath.

If you’re not embarrassed, you’re in a cult. #resist #releasetheepsteinfiles

Trump's anti-renewable energy policies are one robotic sun shade away from the "Who Shot Mr. Burns" plot of the Simpsons.

Voting machines + paper backups. 🔒 Paper ballots. No backups. 🔓 What paper ballots? Those votes never existed. 💨 Voting? That’s so 20th century. 🔥

Oh hey, I got my early review copy of the full #EpsteinFiles being released to Congress.

Wow, that's needlessly awkward. #MSNBC is changing their name to MS NOW, a hamfisted attempt at being new while trying not to stray too far from the old, with an extremely forced acronym scheme to try to make it make sense. My guess is they really didn't workshop this before rolling it out.

There’s a non-zero chance that America could finish the week with only 49 states. #TrumpPutin

If Trump thinks your city is a shithouse, wear that shit as a *badge of fucking honor.* That means your city is beautifully diverse and complex (and yes, flawed, but what mass of humans isn’t?). 🧵 1/3

So America… just so we’re on the same page here… are we all stocking up on celebratory fireworks in preparation for when “it” happens, or are we just assuming that fireworks stores will have people on call to come in and handle the rush?