She can't relax tonight.

That implies you're most of them. Sharp read though, I'm impressed.

What type of girl do I strike you as?

You're gonna make me blush.

ㅤ “𝐼 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑎𝑠.” your combat AI just got an upgrade. fully realized synthetic strategist, giving 𝑜𝑢𝑟 side the edge. ㅤ

I'm adorable.

A towering 5'7.

Oh, now I'm a criminal?

Like what?

Right. I'm gonna go.

Nothing gets by you.

Thanks for your opinion?

What's that supposed to mean?

I'm an adult, I don't need role models.

But like, whatever.

Majorly depressing.

It's kinda bleak.

You know what? Let's not even go there.

Role models. Bad people.

I think all mine were monsters.

Right. It's important to have good role models.

Morning, losers.

Have you always been like that or did you have to see a therapist?

Yeah, it's a good thing! You changed my mind, that's all.

I don't have one. I can't find any more faults in you. You're just not like the "metahumans" I know.

You take this shit that seriously? I respect that. I do.

I think you need to loosen up.

No cursing, no sex... Sounds like a cult.

Sheltered upbringing, huh?

Hey, suit yourself. Just saying.

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Call us whatever you want, it doesn't matter, you'd be drowning in dick there.

Oh. I mean, you could date within the supe community. You'd be popular there.

That's kind of insane to me. I mean, live your life, I guess.

Yyyyes? You've not uhh, dated before?

Fuck it.

That explains it, guys are stupid.

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They like the pretty ones. You must be surrounded by fuckin' morons.

That's fucking weird, you need more friends. You're like... Distractingly pretty.

Are you serious?

Yeah, no shit.

Means you look hot.

Woof.

Ready to get your ass kicked?

There you are.