*Casually eating kryptonite like jolly ranchers.*

“Oh that’s right. Silly me.”

Good question to be honest.

What if he gets a scooby snack afterwards? 🤔

“Hey there Kal.”

Boobs.

// Eh it’s all good, and yes there’s a chance. SMASH~

// well I’m also joking about how long it took lol. I think I liked this when you first posted it

// Joking of course lol

Had to lay it out before I go back into hibernation.

Women. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

Sundays

// Don’t even play the game but let’s goooo Love to see it

🤔

It’s not enough.

Here me out though, what if this person is really bad and happened to take my dog?

What if we just throw some people into the sun? :3

Hm

Happy birthday!

Can’t wait then!

Is that so?

“Food wise, mainly things like bread and oatmeal. For the complex carbohydrates, also bananas or avocados for some potassium. Those should work wonders.”

Love that energy!

“Thanks, I really appreciate it. Haven’t slept on a comfy bed in a minute.”

Adorable, still you should try to slow it down a little. Don’t need you going into cardiac arrest.

Best thing about today on earth is for some reason women like to go half naked. It’s not a crime to like what I’m seeing

“Will do! Appreciate it, it doesn’t really matter to me if it’s the couch or bed. Whichever you don’t want, I’ll just grab the other.”

“You aren’t a bother I promise. I’ve had to deal with worse so I promise you on that. But I appreciate being able to stay here.”

“Nah I don’t need help with anything. Just getting back, so I’m trying to ride out this hangover.”

“True, it’s just a matter of time”

“Not to many women in uniforms.”

“You know, I don’t think I have to be honest.”

It does sound really fast. I get you have lightning powers but damn. You might need to breathe a little to calm it down

I love you too, Mary.

I know, was just joking with ya.

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“I should’ve brought my spray bottle.”

You were gone this morning.

“What do you uhh, what do you mean by that?”

“Isn’t he super old though?”

“That’s surprising honestly, didn’t think you’d be a fan of him.”