MY LADY IN PARIS - @scotterybarn.bsky.social Hilariously absurd and poignant in equal measure, I dare say this is Scott's masterpiece. A collection of stories about a story so engrossing that will make you reconsider how artists interact with their art. #SpecScriptShoutOut #Scriptsky

if I wanted a coke fiend to yell at me about how great a job they’re doing I’d just watch Scarface

Babs recently asked me which piece of writing I am most proud of writing in my lifetime We both agreed it’s this one Delivered two years ago yesterday. Time is so weird. medium.com/@TheScottLeg...

Finished the new script at exactly 3:00 AM PST. It’s the best thing I’ve ever written, and even though I say that every time, this time it is in fact true. And so, it is with my tremendous & utmost joy that I may now say to all of you— “SO I HEAR Y’ALL LIKE LOUVRE HEISTS”

Steve Bannon: he is a vessel of righteousness, he is our savior incarnate, he will win a third term in 2028 The underage girl sitting on his lap at Epstein island: your breath smells like gasoline and skin cancer

Bluesky = Sensei Sergio Twitter = Colonel Lockjaw

the president ordering a military flyover to silence their victims of sexual assault and human trafficking is some shit VEEP would do for dark laughs late in its run

if I could time travel back to 18 yr old Scott and lay out my last 3 scripts and say— here’s the work you’ve done, you won’t know if you’re successful or not, would you stick with these or want a do-over? Sticking with, of course. Insanely proud of the work. Still want more.

it is very weird — speaking as a frog — to watch one’s self slowly be boiled

sorry guys I had to check out for a minute there, everything got a little too Orwellian for me —George Orwell, really high on his own supply

Trump fucked Pam Bondi right

it can feel like anything is possible in the late afternoon Los Angeles sun

yeehaw, indeed 🤠🏜️🏦

one day you’re young, the next day you’re yelling at people for not stopping at the stop signs in your neighborhood

Jeffrey Epstein to Donald Trump—

not today, Sunday scaries ⚾️ 💊

thesis statement: if you say your logline to someone — anyone on this green earth whether they’re the president of movies or your Aunt Linda — and their eyes don’t LIGHT UP IN DELIGHT as soon as you finish speaking, then it’s back to the drawing board for you, buckaroo

our President lamented that he has “certain things” in common with a pedofile and the pedofile AGREED WITH HIM

kindness is the new punk rock = maybe one of the most brilliant and interesting re-characterizations of a hero myth in western pop culture

the economic downturn being placed upon LA is a direct goal of the ICE raids

I don't know what to do but to keep sounding the alarm bells, not with the belief that it will help us substantially in our current time, but with the hope that some day, long from now, people might be able to prevent the next tragedy by pointing back to what went wrong with ours.

when fascism comes to America it will be in an Auschwitz wrapped in alligators

Helpful advice for navigating the business and interpersonal side of Hollywood: —get a mallet —inscribe “WE ALL WANT DIFFERENT THINGS” on it —apply with force to forehead as necessary —observe results in bathroom mirror daily

our biggest struggle will be to keep our empathy for one other while life decays around us

fuck you I hated this

the emperor is so naked folks, many people are saying this, the emperor is naked the likes of which we’ve never seen before, they come up to me with tears in their eyes saying “sir, sir, the emperor has no clothes” and that’s the point of the story and it’s a great story isn’t it

the beauty of movies is that they are disposable and ridiculous and silly and pitifully small but they are also essential and historic and staggering and gargantuanly large and they manage to exist in both of these places at the same time

everything feels so stupid all of a sudden

RIP nothing ever happens folks

I was at the grove when WW3 started

They have told us with remarkable clarity who they are. The only question left is who we are. #nokings

my heart breaks a thousand times every day now, and I am increasingly ill-equipped to piece it back together

Kristi Noem believes America is one big gravel pit

trying to type up some silly little stories while the president instigates civil unrest in my city

the trick to dealing with narcissists is to let them think they’ve won you know, just generalized advice, not directed towards any one person or anything

always fun when the Arsonist in Chief gets mad because we’re all talking about how he raped children with his bestie so the military has to occupy one of our largest cities and terrorize its residents for a bit so our national headlines change

hey fuck your optics I’m fighting fascism over here!

he’s nuking LA when he sees this

shit man guess he really wants us talking about anything besides those Epstein files huh

beyond redundant to say but the fascism is here and it has been here. targeting individuals pursuing legal immigration in NY and LA— the two largest, most progressive, and economic titans — is giving the game away. Know this: We are on the right side. Now and forever.

bathroom codes should be 8 digits long and only provided twice, let’s find out who really needs to pee in this Starbucks

no no this is 4D chess, a masterful distraction (he says watching the man staple his own ballsack)

hey did you guys know today is National Ketamine Day? If you have any nearby, you should do it! And share any thoughts you wish with the rest of us! Live tweet your experience, even. If you’re out of ketamine, contact your neighborhood dealer for special savings! Today only!

you know what they say, you always hurt the one you rigged an election for

the film industry is constricting to historic levels just as I am getting good at this shit

had a dream I sat front row at a Tom Cruise masterclass, sigh

some of you rush to excel spreadsheets when you should be listening to see if the muse will whisper