I have nothing but my sorrow, and I want nothing more.

DON QUIXOTE HELP THERES WATER GOING AFTER ME HELP WHATTAGAN FUCKOOREH IS GOING ON

Help. Help. I have 100 followers. The Admin has kidnapped me. // NYEH HEHE!!! He keeps doing shitty Papyrus impressions. // SHUT UP. ADMIN BLAST!!! GAHHH // WHAT SHALT BE THE FOOLISH PRIEST'S PUNISHMENT FOR BEING FAMOUS!?!?

@slothfuldreamer.bsky.social Look. I am going to the... bloodstore for blood milk... and bloodhorse food for Rocinante.

im quoting this so that i could REALLY prove that this is me

My Hemo? Bar.

Play Ultrakill

Yo. I stole this guy's phone. He killed someone and then passed out. He had no PIN on this. ... I'm calling Fanghu

OHOHOHOHOHOOHOHHO THIS SHIT IS GOOOOOOODDDD MY THIRST HAS BEEN QUENCHED HOHOHOHOOHOH BY THE WINGS I SHOULD HAVE DRANK IT A WHIIILEEEE AGO

Killed someone. Will drinky later, and I will post my results.

Fuck it. Im going outside La Manchaland and I'm killing an innocent bystander. I will quench my thirst.

I have to suck someone. I NEEED to suck someone. I need blood. 501 years without blood. Need. Blood.

Does anyone relate to that guy? Ya know... that lad?

Sancho... I have conceived an idea most ingenious... Abandon all the other accounts and get the 3 that I use on mobile... may Ricardo rest in peace... ... and the red gays too.

// OOC \\ Hi. This is Squaz. The lad who runs this account. Due to several problems including my mobile device my several accounts will not be active. This includes - @redgaze.bsky.social The Ricardo Account @hugofixer.bsky.social and @thesolbadguy.bsky.social.

@orlando-il-furioso.bsky.social What do the youngins say about you? Dogman? Puppyboy? Share this information with us.

@slothfuldreamer.bsky.social Wanna smoke weed in the backstreets and give the sweepers some?

feeling a bit sick

@hatredpmsky.bsky.social Where's the Shaker.

Cry cry oyugo you ni odore Heartbreak Mermaid

SHITTING BRICKS

Baka mitai

Going to Vegas. Need more funds for a cooler amusement park.

The Cheese has overtaken. All prepare, all shall surrender.

for some reason my hands are moving on their own

sotmach ahcijg from the cheese

mhm this grilled cheese is peak 😋

who wants The Cheese pictures

The cheese has settled, but will find a host. The Hungry shall be the shell of The Cheese.

The cheese devours.

The cheese expands.

The cheese is pulsating.

new fear

Merky Listmas!!!!

... because of course I had to. That big fat guy with the chains and shitty cape probably can bust a good move, I'll see what he can do.

@bookhunterknight.bsky.social Yaoi Friday is almost ending. Please clutch this. My european brain will die without any yaoi.

@bookhunterknight.bsky.social Wheres the Yaoi. It's Yaoi Friday. It's Yaoi O' Clock.

Poore- who the fuck are you and why are you in my house // I AM THE ADMIN OF THIS ACCOUNT please get out // NO // SEND VIDEOS OF PEOPLE DANCING/SHAKING IT FOR THE FIEND SHAKER i thought you were gonna // ADMIN BLAST // PLEASE IM RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS // hooonkk mimimi gregor

Mattangan

@zer0novabloss0m.bsky.social Are you the abnormality that caused The Hogs?

Due to me getting 50 followers, I will shake my holy buttocks. Prepare thyself.

Damn... these hogs got hands... or hooves. I lost, and worst part is, I thought about blood. Will Father even forgive me for this...?

Don't worry everyone! I will use my cool priest powers to destroy the hogs!

Time to go back to my room and eat hemobars. The true Bloodfiend life... Blood? Dear god... I'll need to whip myself for this...

I hate hogs. Also, @slothfuldreamer.bsky.social, I'm back.

I am sailing back to my home, where Father lives and I see 500 hogs on top of a purple ship. What the fuck.

The hunt for Captain Ahab is unsuccessful. The Pequod will need to- She's online.

@headlibrarian.bsky.social Where is Captain Ahab.

I have broken through the doors to the giant building. I will begin my search for the captain.

@headlibrarian.bsky.social Let me in.