this is what I look like. IF YOU EVEN CARE.

There's a guy at work with the most annoying laugh, but honestly it's only annoying because I can hear it no matter where he is or where I am. 😑

it feels so much hotter than 92° right now... 😩

Little shit knows exactly how cute he is.

I'm so excited to share my first official design for Ghost! This was so much fun to do and was a great learning opportunity! I'm so thankful to Global Merch for the experience! Available from Ghost's official store! #thebandghost #papavperpetua #papav

I like Obama, but not enough to pretend to like brutalism. That thing looks like a prison.😩

The Scoop's got a sort of rugged beauty I fuck with.👌 Canadair CL-415

Incel metalheads will cry, "KeEp PoLiTiCs OuT oF MeTaL!!1!" while calling you a slur as if bigotry itself isn't political.🙄 If you don't give a fuck when someone is screaming racist, misogynistic shit, but complain about "woke" music, you're not "apolitical," you're just an asshole.

Uggggg why is Bruce Dickinson a Tory?? 🤮

I want to vacation overseas so bad. I need a break from America... 😩

Coworker: I like your Ghost shirt. Me: Thanks! Coworker: They're on my list to see live. Tobias Forge is an asshole, though. Me: ?????

People are insane. The Ghetsis Boss Costume Pikachu I got for an already inflated $65 is now going for $180 MINIMUM. I understand paying extra for a collectable you really want, but there's a limit, c'mon. 😩

Looking through my phone at all my friends in other states/countries 😔:

REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Democrats want you to believe that sending FIVE MILLION DOLLARS of YOUR tax money to MEXICO to “manage” the “Dick Exploding Spider” population is “normal” SAME SENATOR SIX MONTHS LATER: (walking like a saddle-sore cowboy) This is the greatest public health crisis of our lives,

You don't have to be a woman to be Goth, but it is a subculture heavily associated with women and femininity. Which is why, despite having some of the richest cultural history of music, philosophy and fashion in the alt sphere, it's been reduced to "just an aesthetic" and fap fodder for gross men.

Why am I being recommended to follow Snoop Dogg... on LinkedIn??

Oh, I assumed the Reflecting Pool needed some treatment to keep the bio load down and that it was just forgotten in the haste of painting the damn thing. The fact that the blue color ITSELF caused the problem is way funnier. Though $14M is a high price for comedy...

Sometimes I think about that one Negan RPer in the Walking Dead fandom who blatantly plagiarized other RPers and realize people like that are probably just using chatGPT now. 🤮

They're tired of taking turns in the Cat Terrarium.

it's Missing Him monday 😔 (📷 Ryan's I think??)

Comic shop: See you on July 17th for the Pitch Black release! We open at 12 so no need to wake up early to get in line.☺️ Me, a fan who wouldn't be caught dead waiting in line just for cards: Ok!☺️

Me whenever a Sport Thing happens:

Wish I had metalhead friends to go to shows with.😔

Good pull.👌 Bless my local comic shop for carrying packs at a decent price (and with PURCHASE LIMITS).

YouTube gets mad if I say Mean Words to racists, so I have to get creative and call them things like "pudding-brained troglodytes."

I think we need a trade-by-mail Pokemon card community.

90% of this queue is probably scalpers and I wish them all a very shit blood until you die.

Wario games are my favorite because while the Mario-verse is a tidy, little ball of E-rated fun, Wario is.... a goddamn fever dream...

please... a new Wario World game... I beg

me: anybody: bitch, that's the Tubby Custard machine! me:

Man, I haven't even finished Tears of the Kingdom...

Proud Trump Disrespector. 🫡

Large, urban areas are typically blue and California is a notoriously blue state. So the fact that Republicans evidently CANNOT fathom that a Democrat would be elected as mayor of fucking Los Angeles really shows how delusional they are. Call a life guard because they are DROWNING in that Kool-Aid.🤦

Nobody: That one curl on the side of my head:

Me: I have enough Ghost shirts Saver's thrift store: but do you?

Romanticizing the past because the present is awful and the future looks bleak. Call that Nihil-stalgia.

"Wow! You've achieved the American Dream™ of owning a home!" 1st of all, I don't own a home, I own a mortgage. The bank owns my home. 2nd, the "American Dream" isn't a house. It's being financially stable enough to buy a home, raise a family in it, pay it off and retire. No one gets the whole deal.

Sometimes I forget how infuriating old games were.

Oh god no, Blackie Lawless is a MAGA asshole 😭 Maybe that's why all those CDs were at the thrift store. 🙄

Made a custom Wario Game Boy Pocket from a spare motherboard I had. If only my dumb ass hadn't trapped my fingerprints on the back side of the lense forever. 😩

Today's Cool Rock find: Pyrite

It's Pride Month, Colress. www.tumblr.com/astr0meda/71...

MEGA ULTRA SUPER COMBO W AT SAVERS TODAY.

This looks like a fake snack you would find in video game. They're good tho✌️

No!! The Pokemon scalpers got my mom! 😭 She spent $90!! on TWO Scarlet/Violet 151 packs for my birthday. Bruh, people are INSANE.

No!! Rockhouse in El Paso closed!!! 😭 At least I found where tonight's bands relocated to, but man... That was a cool spot. 😔

Oh, I've spent too much on retro gaming stuff. 😩

I think I hate just about every music genera that ends in -core.

Reminder that the Primaries are when you have a chance to vote for a candidate you actually like instead of just "the lesser of two evils." If you want aggressive, progressive candidates on the ballot in November, now is the time to put them there.

There's a vintage booth at the farmer's market and the guy always lets me trade games with him. Which is very nice, but also makes me wonder what other random stuff I can barter with people. 🤔