ᅠ bwhuh . ᅠ

ᅠ .. what .ᐣ ah ' m right here . ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠᅠ ﹙ 🧍 ﹚ ᅠ

ᅠ shrimpo please stop antagonizin ' mah damn dog . ah WILL get goobington . ᅠ

ᅠ mhm , yeup , this is why you ' re being put to bed early . ᅠ

ᅠ LANGUAGE . ᅠ

ᅠ ' bout as much sense as pebbs ' knowin ' how tuh extract an ichor machine , yeah . ᅠ

ᅠ yew make . no sense . ᅠ

ᅠ .. sure , shrimp . sure . ᅠᅠ ﹙ ouch . ﹚ ᅠ

ᅠ watch yerself , crustacean . you ain ' t much in thuh right either . bein ' yew engagin ' with ' im ' n all . shame on both uh y ' all . ᅠ

ᅠ oh . ᅠ ﹙ 💔💔 ﹚ ᅠ

ᅠ language . ᅠ

OOC. // Planning to revamp my Dandy's accounts! Nothing much is changing, but I'm gonna make it so it's clear my portrayals follow an exclusive AU rather than the game itself. /positive /lighthearted

OOC. // Are you Fucking Kidding me.

OOC. // Oh speaking of. Yell at me if I owe any replies to you!! I'm a mess and HEAVYYYY relied on bookmarks back on Twi//er for writing, so. Lmk if I'm missing anything!

OOC. // Not me beaming my Dandy's World AU hcs into everyone's brains all at once?????? HELP?

OOC. // Dies.

OOC // My side of the Magma with the lovely Whiskey. Some of it. I drew a LOT Starring his Dandicus and my dumbahh Astro Clone. They are idiots and I love them Also Dandy is an old man snorer and nobody can change my mind. AAUUGH headass. Dandy design creator: @spraypaintedpetals.bsky.social

OOC. // Fuckass flower. /lighthearted /affectionate

ᅠ `` shop is closin' early .ᐟ `` ᅠ

OOC. // Dandicus' stress going from like, a 2 to a 10 is actually WILD. Werecreature Dancifer is thriving though. Let the demon out.

ᅠ `` who thuh #### opened thuh elevatours . `` ᅠ

ᅠ `` now whut thuh hell is happenin' out 'ere . `` ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ 🌼🌈 ᅠᅠᅠ starter for ; ᅠᅠᅠ [ @sleepyst4rboi.bsky.social ] ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ he's wandering . with a handwritten letter of sorts in his hands , looking for .. something .ᐣ someone .ᐣ mm . ᅠᅠᅠ hard to tell with dancifer . ᅠ

OOC. // Heya gang please don't feel obligated to abide by my hcs and whatnot I just like yapping. e

OOC. // DANDY LORE DANDY LORE.

ᅠ `` hellspawn .. `` ᅠ mutter mutter . eugh . ᅠ

ᅠ `` .. now that there's too far ; even fer me . `` ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ eye twitch . ᅠ

ᅠ `` no one .ᐟ git off it , now . `` ᅠ

ᅠ `` what . `` ᅠ

ᅠ `` how do they keep . gettin' . out . `` ᅠ

nat TAPS THE SIGN.

ᅠ `` ᵃʰ ᵈⁱᵈⁿ'ᵗ ᵐᵉᵃⁿ ᵗᵘʰ ᵈᵒ ⁱᵗ . `` ᅠ

"Glisten is not a diva. Never will be."

ᅠ `` stay outta mah elevatours . `` ᅠ

OOC. // Moonflower but they're bittersweet ish exes. Just so I can make "I miss my wife" jokes.

ᅠ `` hwhat . `` ᅠ

ᅠ `` this here is why ah personally drink in private . `` ᅠ

ᅠᅠᅠ — IX. // ships

ᅠ `` now , ah'm only gonna ask this here once and ONLY once. `` ᅠ

ᅠ `` afternoon mah fellow toons . `` ᅠ

ᅠ `` children. `` ᅠ sighh . ᅠ

ᅠ `` .. vile . all of you . `` ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ squinting . with his eyes narrowed and sharp , piercing even . — oo scary glaring ooo . `` one more quip .. `` ᅠ

ᅠ `` hm hm . 𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨 . `` ᅠ 😁 💢 ᅠ