what hypothetical bathroom theme is funnier My Chemical Romance or Twilight

I'm going to be so insufferable when Wicked part 2 comes out I can already feel it

sometimes dnd is explaining the onceler

tomorrow is my Olympics (buying MCR tickets)

Meow

We’re honored and excited to be a part of Music For Everyone Vol. 2, a compilation curated by John Nolan in support of the efforts of the ACLU 🧡 The full project arrives October 24th on Born Losers, but you can listen to our single, “Valley of Debt” everywhere now!

I didn't feel old until I realized I was pissed off for multiple days about a coworker using an Excel formula the wrong way

oh shit I almost missed bi day. I'm visible today allegedly

MCR is touring again next year. hell yeah

my friend's toddler has been calling me "big socks" because I wore knee highs on a run and my ego will never recover

need bleach tybw cour 4 to happen before next Halloween because I've been putting pff my Urahara bankai costume to not spoil it for my mom

pronouns: she/they height: 5'3.5 zodiac: capricorn smoke: god, I wish (no) tattoos: a lot. both arms, a leg, back, etc piercings: lip and ears fave drinks: coffee, diet coke, peach iced tea, water, beer

my mom and I have started having to say "IT'S THE ONION" before showing each other headlines because like. hard to tell these days

turns out if you go on the farm ride called the Moolar Express it will be a barrel train and the seatbelt will not save you

what am I supposed to do on weekends now that the tour is over?

getting my dad up to speed on the MCR lore (against his will he is watching college football)

WHAT WAS THAT ENDING WHAT????

me about MCR right now

me frantically texting @ketchuprocket.bsky.social about a concert neither of us are at. we're all part of the black parade tonight

had a 60+ year old man compliment my sleeves. victory at last

at a Garbage show and everyone is 12 or 50

I don’t think I’ve ever drawn any of my truly unhinged ideas, so I’m going to reach to have an excuse to post this haha. This is a doodle I did back when I learned that this Lord Darkness Edgeman and Fish were both voiced by Chris Hackney! #fe3htimeskip #FE3H #FireEmblem #ActredalArt

I don't like that the Pillsbury instagram account ends sentences with "hoo hoo!"

they had to acetone soak my nails 3 times to get the acrylics off but I have hands again

I’m really excited to be part of this project with so many talented people supporting great causes! Please check it out, bookmark the zine for when it drops! I’m really excited for how my piece turned out and more :) ❤️‍🔥

Excited to be part of @coloursofthegate.bsky.social 🌈 Here is a sneak peak of my upcoming piece for the zine, featuring best girl ❤️‍🔥 You can preorder the zine very soon, your support helps wonderful charities and artists around the globe! Cheers 🥂

it took me 5 minutes to peel a sticker off an apple and I almost cried

should I put "ability to do Mickey Mouse voice" on my resume or

the nail place gave me such insanely thick acrylics that I have like no sensation of where my fingers are. typing is a prison

I'm like one flight away from fully turning into Dennis AlwaysSunny

sometimes wedding prep means accidentally getting high off acetone and doing the mickey mouse voice (sexual). this is so cool and normal.

"who has massive tits?" "Minnie Mouse" "WHAT'

"ah, rooster. opposite of a sponge."

"it's like ordering calamari at chuck e cheese" @ketchuprocket.bsky.social

food poisoning from the dinosaur butthole restaurant wasn't on my bingo card but sure why not

in honor of being at the airport at ass o clock yet again, here is my favorite airport related fanfic: archiveofourown.org/works/39637887

perhaps I'm a killjoy but the phrase "core memory" makes me want to eat rocks

lol at all the conservative MCR fans getting mad when they're reminded that 1. music is art and art is in fact, political 2. they're not welcome at shows 3. there's no "let's all get along" or putting our differences aside when you think other people don't deserve rights

cannot believe I have to get on another fucking plane tomorrow

how am I supposed to work today after witnessing Gerard Way scream so hard he ripped his pants

my head is not in the (work) game after this weekend so I updated my linkedin picture by strategically cropping out a full beer

There is a hotdog in my purse

This is what peak male performance looks like

in other news dtw has horrible coffee

my new travel hack for 5am flights is running on the treadmill around midnight then washing my hair and not sleeping

just got aquarium and art institute tickets for some non My Chemical Romance related enrichment activities

but mostly I'm just excited that I no longer sweat my balls off when I run outside

It is finally the best fall weather I want to marry a pumpkin