"Who is "they"? WHAT THE HELL IS AN ALUMINUM FALCON??? THAT CASTRUM WASN'T EVEN FULLY PAID OFF YET" #ffxiv #ffxivmod

in the name of the moon, I will fuck you up #ffxiv #hrothgar

they're just taunting me at this point. where is my husband and our horrible boyfriend squeenix #cidnero

There is one way out. #ffxiv #hrothgar

Gaius: ...what? Me: Chernovoy cannot belief Gaius come to Valentione with giant gunblade Gaius: ... Me: also still wearingk Ascian participation trophies Gaius: I can only hope that whatever you're wearing is not from a real animal #ffxiv #gposers

THE GAME is HORNY at *ME*. I'd just like to make that clear. Anyway I saw the #cidnero gay pining 30something disaster zone and went "both. both is good."

More FFXIV, whatever's on offer. But I do miss my wives, YoshiP

Lightsday is aetherochemical performance enhancer/magitek implant maintainer depot injection day, Darksday is Ironworks potluck boodle fight day

best boy remembers my boyfrans (chairman of the ironworks and worst boy) #ffxiv #cidnero

memory is not in the head only; extinguished, and yet your light rushes on into the vast dark

trivial, he says it freely and sincerely to many people. the phrase that his two idiots found much more emotionally devastating, both from him and from each other, though, was "stay with me"

moogle search how to get my cat to stop biting my toes #gposers #hrothgar #cidWoL (with apologies to @garlethottie.etheirys.social and people with eyes)

Nero: is the horse really necessary? I have a severe allergy to being thrown and breaking my back Me: Two Tower soundtrack evocative of cavalry Nero: all right up front, Pippin? Cid: what was that about breaking your back, Nero? Nero: I wish you *would*, Garlond #ffxiv #lotr #cidnero #cidnerowol

Chernovoy mad people think he is hydrogen bomb and *not* throw him at thing because of collateral damage, millions dead etc. Chernovoy only cause statistically insignificant collateral damages, is fine, is fine #ffxiv

Thancred: how are they doing? Raha: Nero is having the time of his life and Cherno is Cherno, but I'm afraid that Cid... well... Estinien: looks like he's about to shit a life-size statue of the Fury Alisaie: looks like his wife unilaterally opened up their relationship Raha: ...is tense #cidnerowol

Wandering Minstrel: modding, Cherno? modding! on moon dragon 9/11 remembrance day! Me: noooo Yoshida-san nooooo #ffxiv #gposers #hrothgar #marepocalypse

maawiage, that dweam wifin a dweam #ffxiv #gposers #cidnerowol

I turned my home into a temple for the gay fish #FFXIV

Cid: Nero: what? Cid: you did this #ffxiv #gpose #ffxivmodding

furniture for sex dungeons. somebody's got to keep the Ironworks solvent!

Cid - the usual way, going "wurble wurble sclup" on the floor of Saint Adama's after Alphinaud re-traumatized his traumatized brain Nero - the usual way, demanding Cherno hand him the phone so he could yell at Cid at The Praetorium

Cherno is Billy.

ayo anybody up splitting infinitives #ffxiv #gpose #hrothgar #cidnero #startrek

Q: what's the highest shelf it's okay to put things on? A: DIVORCE #ffxiv #gpose #hrothgar #cidnero

good news, the Aztecs were also big on auto-sacrifice or bloodletting! traditional methods include piercing the tongue, lips, genitals, etc. with a maguey plant spine #ffxiv Cherno: the what

I've been to AO3 and Balmung and people are already there, getting it wrong extremely loudly and having a great time, and you deserve that joy just as much as they do lots of people will tell you not to seize your joy, directly or indirectly, but they are cowards and their words wind

I played FF7 at an impressionable time in my life, so all of my creative work is just "spot the FF7 reference". Conveniently, FF14 1.0 was also just one big FF7 reference (Nael is Sephiroth, Bahamut is Jenova, Louisoix is Aerith) Cherno is Tifa

out for a rip with the boys there eh #ffxiv #gpose

Chernovoy loff to help friend, any time of day #ffxiv #ffxivshitposting #hrothgar

I HONK AT YOU, I HONK DIRECTLY UP TO GOD, AND I WILL NEVER LEAVE

one thing led to another in chat, and, well, it's difficult to say no to Ameliance #ffxiv #gpose #hrothgar #beautyandthebeast

Cherno: Huggable Hrothgar uwu Cid: Heroic Hrothgar! Nero: Hapless Hrothgar ;)

got a massage after the DQ tie-in quest in Ul'dah, thanks ladies #ffxiv #gpose #hrothgar

Cid/Nero/Cherno they're my age and I'm an engineer trained in the crucible of the unregulated market economy that was Neopets dot com, so I bring a certain set of skills to the Ironworks (selling furniture to sex dungeons)

here comes the specialest boy #ffxiv #gpose #hrothgar

The Execution of the Doge, by Delacroix, 1825. He was beheaded for attempting a coup d'etat. Apropos of, you know, absolutely nothing at all.

ARE YOUR READY TO LEAP INTO ACTION AT A MOMENT'S NOTICE TO PROTECT YOUR LOVED ONES??? #ffxiv #gpose #cidneroWoL

"What is Cid doing while all this is going on, anyway?" Cid: (raises welding mask) working for a living, usually Jessie: (yells down from catwalk) CHAIRMAN! PAPERWORK! Cid: (anguish) #cidneroWoL #gpose #ffxiv #hrothgar

Jessie: Chèrbear, can you do me a super quick, super tiny favor? Me: ya Jessie: make better choices #ffxiv #gpose #hrothgar

THIS MAN JUST SHOWED UP AT THE RETAINER BELL AND STARTED PIZZA CUTTERING MY BALLS #ffxiv #gpose

Cherno: money exchange for good and services Cid: freedom is possible only because we fulfill our responsibilities to others Nero: the strong and the clever get to enjoy the power they can seize, and I'm afraid you are neither Cid: ...for fuck's sake Nero: she needs the truth right now, Garlond

#FFXIV #gpose

baby need snacc #ffxivmods #gpose

Without downloading new pics/vids where are you mentally?

Nero: what's Cherno's free company house address? Cid: Mist 25, you'll know it when you see it Nero: house number, Garlond Cid: you'll know Nero: Nero: it's the one with a boat on the roof, isn't it

Big Chillin keep worm husband and husband size of worm (Cid) safe in pocket so no one can steal and make fight pokeymans battles at Gold Saucer

Would big chillin still love his husbands if one was the size of a worm. And the other one nero.

I'm trying not to wade into whatever is going on with the weirdoes policing how people use this here platform to follow accounts, but you should know: If I am following you, it is because I think you're up to something. Something suspicious. You know what you did.

Cherno's mum is Gayle + a little of the mum from Good Bye Lenin! although unlike the latter, she is wholly unperturbed by the fall of the Garlean Empire #ffxiv Cherno's mum: (aggressively powerwalking) I wouldn't mind seeing the Black Wolf close-up (somewhere in Werlyt) Gaius: Gaius: I'm in danger