Gradually catching up on the last 6ish years of Gorillaz content after losing interest after Humanz and I'd like to take this time to restate maybe my single hottest take on anything ever: There's only like four good songs on Plastic Beach and Rhinestone Eyes isn't one of them. Lowkey dogshit album

“You can pilot Fox’s famous ship, the Arwing. It can move left…” (30 uninterrupted seconds of an Arwing slowly moving left in a barren but extremely high-definition landscape with absolutely nothing else happening) “AND, it can even move right!” (exact same footage but mirrored)

Just heard a stage play referred to as “lost media”

Why Was I Invited To An Island Off The Coast of Costa Rica By A Genetics Company? (With apologies to Dan Olson)

In the new Star Wars movie Baby Yoda and the Babu Friks drive around in a little spaceship the exact size and shape of a human coffin but don’t read into it too much

Dude I miss the days when Pokémon starters were allowed to be nondescript little monstery things instead of just regular ass animals with leaves or fire on them

My first Double Dragon fanart (NSFW)

Mikey Day is a lizard person

Just posted a whopping NINE new movie reviews on Letterboxd that range from 1 to 1000 sentences in length – check em out letterboxd.com/cyraptor/rev...

My biggest Mandela Effect thing is that nobody on planet Earth ever uttered the phrase "welcome in" before about six months ago and now I can't go two days without hearing it

Vanessa Kensington – Cool Felicity Shagwell – Cute Foxxy Cleopatra – Passion

Who the FUCK is this General Hospital/Call of Duty cross promotion for???

On my knees begging the people who insist on posting a variation of the "Friends" meme to at least choose an image with six individuals in it. Like that's literally the whole joke

Every October since the dawn of emulation, I get the idea to fire up Zombies Ate My Neighbors for some spooky Halloween fun, then get like four levels in and remember oh yeah this game actually kinda fuckin sucks and bail. Every single year

Hope everyone enjoys their ugly marshmallow bug game today

Been watching the new season of Dexter and I don't know if it's just that time heals all wounds or what but this is easily the stupidest and most shoddily-written this show has ever been (a truly impressive feat) and I am having a fucking ball

STILL still at it folks letterboxd.com/cyraptor/ (Remembered to actually link my profile this time) #letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched

The world just lost another Hulkamaniac...

Still at it folks #letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched

Hello I'm still watching/reviewing Toho kaiju movies over on Letterboxd. Posting again cause I think today's Atragon review is kinda funny. Also reviewed since last time: Mothra, Gorath, King Kong vs. Godzilla, Matango letterboxd.com/cyraptor/fil...

It's weird that there are now more movies named Jurassic World than Jurassic Park

Hello everyone I've been (re)watching and reviewing all of the films in Toho's kaiju/tokusatsu canon (not just Godzilla!) for the last week on Letterboxd and plan to continue doing so for the foreseeable future. "Check it out" if you want here's my link letterboxd.com/cyraptor/fil...

I forgot I'm supposed to be a streamer... need to get back on the horse

Happy Pride Month!

Mockup of the desktop wallpaper I used in the summer of 1999 when it was very important to people that The Phantom Menace beat Titanic's box office gross

One thing is for sure: the Dodgers are fucked

What if I just painted my Titans Return Trypticon black instead of spending $200+ on the redeco

Reviewed Star Trek (2009) on Letterboxd. I don't know how to direct link reviews so here's my whole ass profile feel free to join me on my cinema adventure letterboxd.com/cyraptor/

Destined to revise this one Doom map of mine (currently Rubicon Map06) until the day I die. I made the very first version in Build in like 1998 based on a layout my brother drew in probably 5 minutes and it's consumed my life ever since... it's been Ship of Theseus'd like 3 times over at this point

Just discovered that GZDoom now gives you the two new weapons from Legacy of Rust when you use IDFA/IDKFA in any wad, even Doom 1. Not sure how I feel about this.

First skeet. I'm quitting twitter for real. This place probably won't be much better for much longer but at least the trending topics are smaller so I'll be less liable to click on them and immediately want to eat a bullet