stop posting so much cock, I need new meme pics 😭

post something random or you'll have an awful October social media ad that basically says "suck em dry" in dutch

stop posting so much cock, I need new meme pics 😭

took 30 minutes to remember what I was gonna do, and now I don't wanna do it anymore

outward ears and hairy armpits (altho being on here, I'm not sure if that's unconventional anymore)

Woop woop

Tiktoker: "why are so many of you saying I look gay" comments: "nothing bout you gives gay man" me, slowly moving to the unfollow button bc I only followed him bc I thought he was gay

I haven't clicked "show" in a couple days, should I be worried?

the supermarket had a better playlist than the gaybar I fear

gay event in town has gone from "underground techno and rave" to "DJs play 2000s hits, not even modern pop" and I hate it.

cuddle time

found the best flower bed I've ever seen. I get why they're flower beds. I wanted to sleep in there.

today I learned it takes me no effort to put on a thick dutch accent in English, and I might do this on vacation so they don't assume I'm an American tourist.

the doctor who does my regular STI screenings asked if I had "more partners than usual or a regular amount" and I was like... what's a regular amount???

me when someone wonders where a word comes from and I whip out my etymology

why did I think this was Wanda with big naturals? granted I had no glasses on but, I need to log off

The only funny thing about the extreme right wing violence in The Hague this weekend is that it's being called "TEMU January 6".

suddenly my TikTok feed is full with the upcoming rapture like as if they're teasing it like a Taylor Swift album

i so wanna get a buzzcut but I know the curly mullet is literally my best look yet

what a difference two years makes

working from home (I just fucked a Fleshlight for an hour and called it cardio)

when they message "hey" so you say "hey!" and then they hit you with a "hi"

before the storm and after the storm

I'm basically every thing so I never have to make a choice: poly, pan, vers, etc.

accidentally my thirstiest TikTok. thought y'all would appreciate it x

I think flashmobs are about the cringiest things people invented

I tried shrimp for the first time last night and my boss tried to help and told me to crack it. And I asked, "like an egg?"

took such a long walk today

have you guys tried pistachios? i think they're neat

Thirsty

good morning my cuties x

so much is happening politically here but I can't get that content on my timeline bc of the US politics again

had to deal with the fact that someone said my ass looks like this potato.

sometimes.

I love bottoming, but only during and the idea of it, not the before and after.

when u gotta stop slaying and no-ify ur pic

Can't wait to play Angela on Marvel Rivals

sometimes.

called a bad healer by our Emma, constantly being attacked. for these stats...

I pray and pray for a capable DPS on my team for once

kitty space being in the bottom for not hitting the words of the lipsync while brigiding was just as bad...

hi I'm ur afternoon snack

Pro Tip: Hit the prostate like it was here

this might be my favorite from this weeks photoshoot 👉👈

i think i just need to get pounded honestly