can we just go back to posting hog and coochie without sexualizing Blastoise or Machamp?

got rained on. hate fall.

forgot to upload this this morning. give it up for my nips being uneven this morning x

these bags no longer designer,they're single release limited edition (vintage collectors item) ((Rosalía version)) (((director's uncut)))

twenty minutes of sleep, I feel so refreshed

Gonna write an obituary for the time I finally fall asleep. At 4.39 at the crack of dawn of a usual Wednesday, surrounded by one of his cat and loud snoring in the other room, Fer finally found his resting place. Until the alarm goes off at 6.30.

I think it goes like "a stroked glock, never strikes twice a day" but I'm not native speaker

got thoughts running my brain but now I'm writing em all out on bsky... are these thoughts worth being awake for?

finally online at the same time as y'all Americans tho, get ready to meet me 💅

this is like when I make a joke and nobody heard it and miss bitch repeats it and gets the laughs

I like the idea of sex more than actual sex. Most of the time I just want attention, but I don't wanna get dirty. What do we call that?

sorry not sorry, y'all are getting the this marica cannot sleep and his thoughts are flowing over tweets now

can I call in sick for work due to literally not having slept one second?

the Blastoise torso trend is making me uncomfortable

adhd is all fun and games until it's 4am again and I'm yelling at my brain to go sleep because I'm tired

Is Rosalía the next Kylie Minogue, or Anastacia? (als massive in the world except for the US for some weird reason)

memôria followed by magnolias is legit breaking me, I'm in tears every time

this rosalia album truly is taking over everything... it's even on mainstream news?? all my colleagues have heard about it?! even the heteros?? i dont know what's happening but if this ain't the album of the year.

🙄🙄🙄 someone needs attention from hot people again

senate twink getting fucked in the senate was actually a metaphor for all of us

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I can't scroll this app at work bc y'all keep posting hog without tagging, maricones

what do we think about this middle part look?

having to come in to the office for six more weeks knowing they're ending my contract is a new kind of torture

when you feel someone's gonna cancel, and they end up cancelling

lowkey feral ngl

Saturday morning fit 🌟

sorry I haven't thirst trapped in a while

sorry I haven't replied, I've been busy

if I accidentally have followed someone who is a proud zionist, pls let me know. I will unfollow them immediately.

no time for #fcf, I'm listening to Rosalía

sorry I haven't replied, I've been busy

never know if I've got dead tips or if my curly hair is just... like that sometimes

had an old cartridge to empty x

LinkedIn has got to be a social experiment with how this girl replied to my post about being let go with "so your position is gonna be open? do you have any tips for applying?"... GURL I GOT FIRED, EAT SHIT

How it feels to be one of the few people who has heard Reliquia by Rosalia bc it was accidentally live on spotify

Had a conversation about Mamdani with someone who knew everything about this election, yet nothing about the election we just had, in the country we both live. Like that's weird. A mayoral election across an ocean. And you don't know who we just elected to lead our country.

hot take: I don't care about lipsyncs on Drag Race anymore. The outcome is usually already determined and edited in a way to justify it. It takes the life out of the majority of lipsyncs. I want meaningful performances. Like, I go to drag shows to see the performer's artistry and take on it.

if u see me like this, I'm exactly where I wanna be

me and my boy are cuddling today

lol someone asked if @represent-asian.bsky.social and I did a couple costume... French Baguette Man from Claire Obscure now cannon in the Pokemon Universe?

if you wanna be my lover, you gotta obsess over bulbasaur

if you wanna be my lover, you gotta obsess over bulbasaur

should get special treatment for having most heals AND most kills.

I look way too cute to go to the office...

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I look way too cute to go to the office...

crazy how many "friends I thought I lost touch with" bc they stopped replying and haven't spoken to in like two years still watch my stories on the daily. like, I wish it wasn't a one-way street