((yoinked. sorry for anyone getting crushed by juicy))

(( I think this would be funny w/ him ))

#Zenos #WoLZenos #WoL #Gpose

I know this is you, Jin. You can ask me yourself... but very well. My opinion is this: they are the same as every other living being on this Star, except that they are blessed with heightened hearing and exceptional hunting skills... in that regard-

[He turns around and squints at his Garlexa] ... He better not be talking about me. [He thinks his father is having a rage tantrum through the messy recording.]

(( time slipped away so ill answer ongoing threads tomorrow!))

(( Another swipe 😇 ))

@calamitymaker.bsky.social The Warrior told me you have a form I've never seen before, and that it is big and powerful. ... I would like to see it.

[Writes and posts a fic on ao3 simply tagged with a "choose not to warn" label. The first few paragraphs are seemingly innocent and mundane. You start to doubt there is anything really that bad that should be warned about except for the typical battle violence-

@calamitymaker.bsky.social So you've managed to upset nearly all of my so-called family in one fell swoop. [He snickers in a low voice, clearly pleased by this predicament.] Your role as a sower of chaos is not an understatement, it seems. At least take solace in the fact that-

@garleanemperor.bsky.social "You're still ugly."

[Sorry to boost this here, but it is absolutely dire that we get the money to pay the attorney. Its a big reason I've been so quiet here lately...]

A pointless question, or rather, a poorly formed one. I do not care whether one has them or not. But if you do have them, you'd know that I'd inevitably take them between my teeth, gnawing and gnashing, making you fear for your sensitive flesh right next to them...

((Its that time again))

Quare familia mea sic est...

(( deeply amused by having all these older galvus' around and being the gremlin child of varis ))

How do deal with mortal ailments without Garlean medicine or medici? I sit in a corner and wait. It works. Most of the time. Though I admit it is unpleasant and unproductive in the meanwhile. ((His stomach hurts.))

I've been shot in the back once. I will not allow such cowardly forms of attacks to land on me again.

Why is my great-grandsire's lavender concubine flirting with my Father? We have enough inbreeding as it is. We do not need the souls to be inbred as well.

I had to commit tax fraud- I mean... get married on this so-called "Valentione's" today. It wasn't quite like my family's old weddings but I had no expectations of it being so anyway.

// Cassian: I love watching from the sidelines, uninvolved in conflict, in my lane, flourishing, at peace, The Entire Galvus Bloodline:

This is... worse than I had ever feared. I'm taking my previous statement back. Nerva, your place of being the one with least intellect among us has been usurped by your cousin. It is a wonder how he stole the throne from your side of the family.

to send to your fellow garlean lovers this valentine's day 💖 #art

Titus told me that he and his brother would take out my Father and my older cousin to... skate rinks in the city. It is weird to picture my Father having any semblance of "fun" in his life. I'd thought his only joy in life was breeding his noisome mutts.

Oh, good... My snobby little older cousin is back *as well*. Perhaps this time, he'll clean up his own messes instead of having daddy pick up after his every failure.

Ah. The old man lives. If there is one responsible for resurrecting every single Galvus I thought dead- I suggest you stop here. For your own sakes.

//Wildest fantasia antic. Drinks one, third eye disappears. Jullus Hyur Norbanus.

Hmph... Bothersome. But I do feel more agile.

It seems my protege is gaining popularity. How interesting... It should be thankful I didn't take on its upbringing. Tataru and Fandaniel seem to have things in hand, despite their earlier protestations.

(( He's actually just manning the stall that another WoL left and didn't read the sign above. ))

(( Last day on bsky for Hypnos! Ask him or my alts some questions: - 💭for Hypnos - 📕 for G'raha - 🔪for Zenos - ♥ for Lucius )) ngl.link/notorangecat

//want an ascian mage to poke at? Here he is!💙 bsky.app/profile/mask...

POV: You are a baby dragon inside an egg and have just hatched

To say I am used to the cold as much as the average Garlean would be a falsehood. I was ever in the warmth of heated homes and palaces when not outside training. So the snow and cold do feel... invigorating. [Picks up some snow and idly makes a snowball.]

(( triple yoinked ))

Hm... I've been told by my friends that I tend to edge them on frequently. I suppose this is apt. I'm not leaving the link. Go find it on your own, take it as a challenge.

Year.

I have a surplus of eggs. I need them off my hands.

This image of my Emperor(brother ;-;) is real. I do not know what he was saying to the bird.

(( Yoinked. ))

(( yknow what? he can get smooches too ))

My partners are whores who keep catfighting and posting erotica of themselves or each other on this site, and now my great-grandsire deigns to also include himself in this cesspit of a lawless land. I cannot determine whether if I am doing *better* or not after dying in Ultima Thule, but-

Indeed, I was slightly impressed with their uses for the springs. I myself was not unfamiliar with such things as Garlemald had its own springs, and it was one of the few ways her people would warm up before the discovery of Ceruleum... What surprised me was their use for the rejuvenation of not-

(( Using my WoL's url for this. Ask away for Sinday )) ngl.link/notorangecat

(( I'll be answering all prompts on Raha and Aro and this one tomorrow. I eep now. Nite nite friends. ))