Good news, I went back in the 7/11 that blew up last time I was there and it DIDN’T blow up!

Pausing my pursuit of the great whale for this PSA no one asked for: Yo I swear to god if I’m ever in a band and someone suggests filming a song we’re practicing to post a ig reel of I will kms

May I interest ye in my wares? Hoping the only whale in Texas consumes me while there. Die like a cowboy a whaleboy

“Happy edge day: amazing core people believe in dragons make straight edge hopeless” -Ahab

Posting stupid punk content on the internet. I’m sorry and deserve to lose a limb to a whale on behalf of the subculture

Y’all with you hardcore brackets are fucking dorks (there’s a whale out there who took man’s leg!)

Moby dick would’ve been a hell of a lot different with Paul Watson and the sea Shepard crews around straight up

Martyring myself for the cause (whales) at Harrison st cafe

“Blubber fer dinner blubber fer lunch blubber blubber blubber it’s also for brunch”

“If yer gonna eat fish, why don’t ye try killing a whale first”

Yo what was up with the whole chapter on handling whale sperm

It’s my turn to tweet about moby dick Geoff

I gotta tell my mailman that the music will stop flowing if he keeps leaving my records directly in the sun

Nah bro sorry we don’t want parks, funded libraries, good public transport or food banks we want whatever the venture capitalists say

Brian’s Books Employee of the Month split between me and Toli (the only employees)

Bro I don’t wanna make your social media graphic right now. I’m thinking about languid at skull fest

Real Richmond status: your find out your plumber is in Gwar

vegan for the animals

Coming to #ASA2025? I'll be leading a workshop on The General Social Survey on Saturday at the Hyatt! Come say hi!

I just broke up with my shitty codependent war mongering bf (Spotify) feels good

Do not take yer life for granted! Death is playing chess and you’re a pawn! (My takeaway from watching the seventh seal)

Damn Richmond is a real city I guess I just saw a Hare Krishna

Dawg do not ask me to put something on in the car im just put on typical system by total control

i wish i could text my cat when i’m out of town

My mailman asked me how the music was going as I was signing for my new used metal zone waza. Better now sir 👌

This one is for Toli’s cat, Punchy. Whats up punchy we haven’t met but I’m a fan

Mom it’s a gig not a concert geez

The mfer does not miss. I’m telling y’all

Yea I know those are the right notes but what if my brain made me play them backwards instead?

I’ll wait on you to name a better band than crisis for a shit ass weather day

My mom’s friend looked up my band on streaming and said to my mom “they’re really rocking.” Gonna kms

When Beckett said “fail better” he was def talking about my inability to list stuff correctly on dicogs

Why tf did my mailman disappear 🫥

Goin on tour tomorrow. I’m doing it for my mailman.

I lived through my hiccups. Thanks for asking

The mailman asked me how the music was going. The music never stops flowing

Local musician behavior. Sorry.

My boy called my dried mango vegan beefy jerky, can’t stop thinking about it

Missin the blogspot dot com era of finding music

Yo, Megadeth sucks. Shut up

Bro are you a band or a merch company i’m confused

But what does the abyss see when it stares back into me? My front facing camera on my phone?

Guest listing my mailman

One time someone sent me lyrics they wrote for our band’s song and they were hatebreed lyrics. I didn’t realize it, just thought he was spitting

Life is a beach—avoid it!

Final boss douche bag: f350, tough mudder and megadeth bumper stickers

Whoops accidentally used the “you wouldn’t download a car” font

Broken bones riffs: 👿 💀 🔨 Broken bones vocals: 🤪