Got new glasses! I’ve never done a thicker frame like this before and I’m not used to it yet. Like, it feels like it takes over my whole face. What do you think? Also #tummytuesday because why not? -S

Yes you are!

One more follower to 500! Should we do something special for the milestone?

Just gonna block every straight person who essentially goes "haha the conservatives are secretly gay because being gay is funny and bad."

Two days out from getting cut in a… sensitive area (pre-op pic here) and I’m almost starting to feel human again! Still no gym and no ‘sexual activity’ for a while (scrolling here isn’t helping with that last part either). I’m ready to get back to normal already. -S

Well, that increased visibility helped me go from a closeted suicidal head case who thought there was no chance I could ever have a ‘normal’ life to a reasonably well adjusted and happy married gay man. So you tell me, @slate.com, would the world be better off with me dead? -S

This is my third changing room pic/video. I guess I like shopping for clothes now? -S

R’s turn!

TERFs and pick me gays can get bent. Being “gay af” doesn’t give you a pass to be a bigot.

I’ll be out of commission at the gym for a bit for a minor surgery this week, so we had to do something special to tide y’all over. -S

At least they finally found a corporate sponsor to sell the Reflecting Pool naming rights to…

Lets get this Saturday going!

I’ve gone from sloppy couch potato to a gym bear who color coordinates his tank top and jock. What the heck? -S

Now that I made it home to surprise R with this, I can share what I bought… -S

I dont know if you can tell but I am quite ready for S to be home from his work trip - R

When in San Fran… I didn’t end up getting these (the biggest size they had was still a little too tight) but I got some good stuff to show off soon! -S

Not much time for anything besides work on this trip, but what kind of gay would I be if I didn’t get some hotel room selfies? -S

S left me for a few days on a work trip so I hit the gym to keep myself occupied.

If you see this, post a picture of you in glasses. 🤓

It finally happened! Unfortunately he kinda hated it, but still!

Check out my fit for Pride weekend number 2! How did I do? -S

R said after using this on me that looking at my ass made him hungry for sushi. I’m… not sure what to make of that. -S

Oh look, the mail is here!

New workout look! I’m color coordinated. Leg day fell on #humpday so let’s see how that’s progressing… -S

I think imma just keep on with this tummy Tuesday thing! Have a fantastic day!

Jun 9th 1954 - Six strangers are invited to a secluded New England mansion. The date is known due to the Army–McCarthy hearings that were on the TV in the kitchen 📽️📅 Clue (1985)

happy pride month to this toxic couple

Work from Home benefits - when technical issues make is so there’s nothing to do, you can jump in the tub and chill with an old favorite. -S

When you think about stopping the Bond series after Connery: “But wait, there’s Moore!”

A little changing room action from earlier today. -S

R wasn’t alone at the gym. Still tracking workouts on Hevy but I’m saving the best pics for y’all here. -S

Got a lil hot and sweaty this morning.

Got up early to make sure I hit the gym before a Pride event today. I finally got over the locker room nerves enough to wear a jock to the gym. -S

I had wanted to get my septum pierced for years and today my balls finally dropped and I did it.

Felt cute, and no tongue sticking out for a change. 🤣

Been a long day working from home waiting for R to get off, so I decided to get ready for him and tease him while he’s stuck on traffic headed home. I can’t wait for him to get here and punish me for acting up.

Today was leg day and I have no idea how to make my legs look good in photos. Are these anything? -S

So my hubby told me that today was something called #tummytuesday so I guess I will participate 🤣

For the first #tummytuesday of Pride, another CLUE queen, Miss Scarlet! Freaking out over seeing her at the anniversary screening the shirt is from is probably the gayest moment of my life. Also, flexed and unflexed tummy for your enjoyment (hopefully). -S

Who better to rep when Pride starts on #monochromemonday than Mrs White! Of course, it is Pride so I have to have some color in there as well. -S

Hanging out with my Dad and he loves to take pictures while everyone trying to eat so I gave him this amazing pose 🤣 -R

I wonder how many reposts I can get of guys willing to expose my small penis…

So Redneck is a little more shy about posting than I am, but I finally talked him into it. Show my man some love and maybe we can keep it going! -S

Had to get up earlier than usual for… reasons, but still made it to the gym! Somehow my favorite picture was one I took completely by accident.

Solo workout this morning, since R is a little under the weather. I’m feeling good though! Some pics are on my Hevy, but the team room is a Bluesky special! -S

Ah, baseball. Who doesn’t love guys in tight pants swinging their bat and balls around trying to score?

I’m a 10 for sure. Redneck is usually a 2 but I’m trying to talk him down to at least a 3 or 4. -S

Post a photo from 2019 Here’s us unknowingly toasting to how obnoxious the 2020s would get.