is that a moth

i forgot i’m real

... stick it in a compost bin , then . could have poisons or bugs in it .

yeah , tell me about it . anyway , don't get yourself killed , or whatever . [ turning to walk away ... whistle whistle . ]

sometimes mr boss will walk in and say some shit like " hey boys ! there's a man named shootledon who's hosting a hardcore bdsm party , but the cage dancers never showed up so he's real sad ... can you go over there and and shake some ass to cheer him up ? " and i just do this

anyone else just

alright . i'm still giving you my business card or whatever . i don't care if you tear it up or eat it , but just wait until i'm out of sight . [ presenting : the ugliest business card known to man . ] i'm charlie . good luck out there , kiddo .

........ listen . i know you wanna rebel and stuff , and go crazy and party or whatever , but you'll just fuck yourself up . and don't – don't say " yeah that's the point , " because i ( * know ) you're gonna say something like that . i know it .

i'm never having kids . ever .

just buy a burger , man .

sorry , horrible wording . i'm not gonna tell you to try yoga to cure depression .

okay — usually i'm supposed to just do this on the clock but uh . i think you need to chill out and just . smile ? maybe ?

...... two weird kids .

dude it's a can of beer . drink some soda or something .

weird kid .

...... [ hands in his pockets . shrug . ] alright . did all i could .

you're still not getting the beer back .

nope . not letting a kid hurt themself .

[ shoving a crumpled up $5 bill into their hand . ] there .

[ YOINK . ] no .

oh . euh . yeah

hey . yes .

( trying to be down with the times after only listening to how kris and their friends talk to each other ) THAT OUTFIT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A CUNT

sorry . got excited . thanks man

i love you

dude i'm literally about to make a trip to the rope store

i fucking forgot to get booze

booze booze booze booze booze booze booze booze

Y'all been on Moob lately !?

did you guys see they removed herobrine again this guy can't catch a break

hal🪽 hi guys

͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏ TEMPORARY PIN ͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏