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YEAH RIGHT.

WHY ARE YOU STUPID ???

you gay people. you move so fast.

how recent ??

I WAS JUST MAKING SURE WE WERE THINKING ABOUT THE SAME ROSE. … have you guys been a thing the whole time ?

HAVE YOU SEEN THAT GUY ?! HE’S SO PATHETIC.

YOU’RE MARRYING ROSE ????????? LIKE, ROSE ? OUR ROSE ?? OWNER OF A PATHETIC LOSER LIEUTENANT ROSE ?

( their brain is exploding. ) JUST TELL ME WHO THE FUCK YOU’RE MARRYING !

… are you marrying rose’s pathetic twink lieutenant ??

ewww, dude, are marrying that stupid shopkeeper ?

who is this tragically lonely, horrifically desperate soul ?

WHO THE HELL AGREED TO MARRY YOU ???

you ? serious ? pfft. you’re guh wuh ?? talk SLOWER.

probably because you’re crazy.

( one last hiss before they settle. ) fine. what do you want ?

( WITHDRAWING TEETH FROM HIS LEG JUST TO HISS BACK [ AGAIN ]. )

( HISSING. WELL. AS BEST AS THEY CAN HISS WITH THEIR TEETH IN SHINJI’S LEG. )

( NUH UH THEY’LL JUST BITE HIM AGAIN. )

( CHOMPING DOWN. GRRR. )

( TEETH AND CLAWS DIGGING INTO HIS LEG. HE’S STUCK TRYING TO DEAL WITH THIS. )

( GOOD LUCK GETTING THEM OFF THEY’RE LATCHING ONTO HIS LEG. )

( BITING HIM BITING HIM BITING HIM. )

( hissing. if he kicks them, they might just bite his leg. )

𝄢 ⠀ shinji can drop kick hiyori but let it be known that man is waking up bald

I’D LIKE TO SE YOU TRY.

I WILL CLIMB YOU LIKE A TREE AND RIP OUT ALL YOUR HAIR.

I’LL BASH YOUR KNEECAPS IN, YOU FREAK.

𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗧𝗪𝗢 𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝘀; 𝗔𝘀 𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝘀 𝘄𝗲 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗲 𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲𝗹𝘃𝗲𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗯𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲, 𝘄𝗲 𝗺𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗮𝗹𝘄𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗶𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲; 𝗮 𝗳𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗱𝗲𝗳𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲, 𝗼𝗿 𝗮 𝗳𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗱𝗲𝗳𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗲. #BLEACHRP x #MVRP

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM ???

TEMP PIN. #BLEACHRP x #MVRP

𝄢 ⠀ i think a hiyori and hanantaro interaction would be funny

𝄢 ⠀ anyway aside from my sanity coming undone. i think it would be fun to plot here but also my brain is small

you’re SO ANNOYING. SHUT UP.

I’M NOT DUMB !

YOU JUST PROVED MY POINT !

I’M TRYING TO DO ANYTHING EXCEPT INSULT YOU BECAUSE YOU’RE DUMBER THAN A BAG OF ROCKS !

YOUR JOKES AREN’T FUNNT, STUPID.

YOU’RE FUCKING STUPID, THAT’S WHAT YOU ARE !!

IMAGINE BEING UGLY. IMAGINE HAVING A BOB. IMAGINE BEING DUMB ENOUGH TO GO BACK TO BEING A CAPTAIN.

𝄢 ⠀ hiyori is so full of hate bc theyre short

i don’t take advice from nasty traitors like you.

nasty.

FUCKING NASTY, THAT’S HOW IT’D TASTE.

if you really want shinji soup, i’ll knock him out and then you can cook him.

shinji soup sounds fucking nasty.

I’D BE FINE IF YOU’D FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE !

( HISSING. )