Experienced smoked turkey legs, and I think it's the closest thing to a religious experience I've had related to human foods in a long while.

[Big stretch!!]

Yeah? Well if they have negative opinions they can go fuck themselves. Meh, if it was gonna fall, it was gonna fall.

Riiiight. How likely is that, considering I'm dating their goddess? Exactly. He should have chose someone like that for his right hand man. So he was a shit leader and chose bad friends, so they killed him for bein' a shit leader.

Mm. Well, if ya say so. I dunno shit about cults, anyways. Yeah, a skill issue. I'm not a good person either, and Tesla would NEVER stab me in the back. That Caesar guy chose poorly.

There's gotta be someone who doesn't believe it's that serious. Yeah it's a cult, but it's a religious one. Not all humans are freaks about that shit, even if they're raised brainwashed to worship ya. Huh... Sounds like a skill issue, lettin' someone close to him that would backstab him.

Hm, you'd be surprised. Brainwashed or not, they're still people, yeah? Who the fuck is Julius, and why did the brutes stab him??

Uh-huh... Haven't made friends with any of yer lil cult followers, yet? Kinda surprising... The fuck is an ides.

Mm, as okay as this brain can let me be. You?

Hm, hey stranger.

(🎶🦗)

WHAT DID I DO

are you mad? are you seething rn? do you want to hit me? would you kiss m

[He's been in such a clingy sappy mood. He'll blame Tesla for it, that hopeless romantic...]

💕

Sounds like a plan, babe.

Hm, true... Looks like you need a third eye so we can pluck it out. (🙂‍↕️)

Might've been funny if we all needed eyepatches--

We'll have t' get creative.

Oh? Bold... what's with the sudden generosity?

(( also if I've forgotten to reply to a thread someone wants to continue with me, please link the thread in DMs! I have two jobs and work 6 days a week, sometimes 7, so I cannot juggle much all at once

Bite? ...Bite.

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘥𝘰 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 15 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘴—— ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 2 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘩.

[Cricket sounds]

Eh, we've been takin' breathers. Ya still haven't found what you're lookin' for yet, right?

[Squinting.]

Speaking of... I'm hungry.

Please observe the diagram.

(( im posting this here so the person it's about can't see it but I love being randomly gifted porn art entirely based on a joke 😭😭 it's so funny like These two characters (oc and nnoitra) hate each other SO MUCH already and they just whipped out smth off a joke i made omg

( ... ... they woke up early on some instinct. maybe a bad dream .ᐣ they suppose there's no rush to be anywhere, if they're just waiting to hear back from the guild. they can stay here snuggled between their mates for awhile longer. 💤 )

(( omfg it's almost 1am...i have to be up at five for work 😭

.......Mmgh......just cuz you're used to it doesn't mean ya should've gone through it...

I asked what you wanted. (💢) You're the one workin'.

I wonder if Lyric's gonna wanna stay at the inn again, or sleep in a tent...

...Mh.

Fuck her mom, you did her kid a favor!

It was just a doll, though, the fuck??

You're too short t' reach it!

...That's it??? That's all it fuckin' took t' lose yer job?!

Keep dreamin'!

(( also if I've forgotten to reply to a thread someone wants to continue with me, please link the thread in DMs! I have two jobs and work 6 days a week, sometimes 7, so I cannot juggle much all at once

So have I, smartass. Don't get cocky.

...Yer last job?

Sure had me fooled~!

Mm... that's good, I guess.

No. If I meant myself, I would have said that, moron.

Huh... ...They treatin' you alright here?

People like me?! Maybe the one with the issue is a bitch like you!

YOU calm the fuck down FIRST. You're the one who started getting a god damn attitude!