The conspiracy theories?

Huge, if true

I thought the Pontins in Prestatyn shut years ago?

We cut live to the White House:

1) 'Down 'em College'?

1) 'Porterhouse Booze'

"Apparently the public has been warned to brace themselves for a dangerous flurry of QI, Red Dwarf and Mock The Week repeats..."

"Apparently he’s feeling rather shell shocked"

Rather convoluted name for a storm...

EXCLUSIVE: A deal to realign key parts of the U.K. economy with the EU is on course to be reached by early summer, according to Britain’s minister in charge of negotiations with Europe, Nick Thomas-Symonds.

“Apparently it’s unclear whether their advice is pro bono or if it’ll involve charges”

“There’s going to be so much jazz, jazz like you have never seen before, some people they say there’s never been so much jazz, they really do, we’re going to have all that jazz”

“Melania just said she wished this was Ford’s theatre, I thought they only made cars?”

“Just”?!

Interesting read from @pjtheeconomist.bsky.social on a long-running missing element within English ‘devolution’: fiscal #devolution, the Treasury’s current proposed ‘road map’ and on the trade offs that meaningful fiscal autonomy would already pose (as seen most notably in Scotland)

A chance to live in a sun-kissed Mediterranean paradise, you say?

“Apparently Pernod’s warned Jack Daniel’s against trying to treat them like a bunch of pastis during any merger talks”

Ahead of next month’s election, this is an interesting, and rather sobering, read from @walesgovernance.bsky.social’s bean counter-in-chief, Guto Ifan, on the fiscal outlook and difficult challenges facing whichever party/parties form the next Welsh Government #Senedd26 #Senedd #devolution

“Apparently these sorts of decisions are often wrapped up in a lot of generational gilt…”

“Apparently both activities often include warnings against experimenting dangerously with needles…”

Very SUBTLE!

“Apparently the Government’s promised a lot of strait talking”

“Apparently, if caught, the ringleaders face being put in solitaire confinement"

New poll of Senedd voting intentions from Beaufort Research (yes, they’re still somehow going) for @nation.cymru (changes since Feb) Plaid 30% (+1) Reform 27% (-) Labour 17% (-3) Greens 11% (+4) Cons 9% (-1) LibDems 6% (+1) Write up here: #senedd #devolution

For those following next month’s Senedd election, this is a useful profile from @willhaycardiff.bsky.social’s newsletter of a party which, if the polls are to be believed, could go from zero to several MSs and potentially kingmaker status in the next Senedd: the Greens #senedd #devolution

For those following the Diego Garcia sovereignty story, this is an interesting story on yesterday’s judgement in the Supreme Court of the British Indian Ocean Territory - esp regarding a Chagossian right of abode.

BREAKING: The Treasury has today launched plans for a new ‘barnet’ formula. From now on, the devolved nations funding will be based on each £ spent on mullets and perms in England #devolution

“Apparently it can give people the courage to stanza up and be counted…”

Very SAD!

‘Get your hands off my public records office’?

“Apparently the early front runners include the Brotherhood of Man-churia”

“Apparently there are fears that the oysters could be clam-ikazes”

“Apparently the Chinese government hopes this will open the housing market up to lower income urn-ers”

“Apparently they often leave incredibly paw reviews”

“In other news, the Catholic Church has just declared its opposition to outer space”

“Apparently when somebody tried to report the robbery, police thought they were just taking the Michelangelo…”

1) Viagra Falls?

Can whoever’s been advising them to continue this squalid legal battle also be dismissed?

“Apparently his latest film is Jingle All the MLAs…”

Don’t think I need to wait, thanks

“Apparently he faces a steppe learning curve”

“Apparently it ended with a Car-avaggio balancing precariously on a cliff”

Truly, the guy’s slick in the head

An egg, but where did that egg come from…

Withnail and Skye?

Brief Tudor reign ends in succession crisis, you say?

“Apparently the situation’s become Nile on impossible for local businesses”