#NowReading Ozzy Osbourne Last Rites! I've been looking forward to this since before he passed, and so far, I'm three chapters into it. He's funny, touching, and VERY transparent about things I'd never heard him address in this way. I'm so glad he left us this! #MutantFam #Ozzy

#NowWatching Lone Star! I'm introducing little brother to my favorite neo western and a film I don't think enough people know about! I'm a sucker for a Texas murder mystery, and this is one of the best. Directed by the genius John Sayles! 🇨🇱🔫👮‍♂️⭐️ #MutantFam

Check out this mourning wreath I saw yesterday at the Santa Fe Depot Museum in Pauls Valley, Oklahoma! I've seen mourning jewelry before, but this is the first one of these I've gotten to view! Beautiful and a bit macabre, I love it! #MourningWreath #victorianera #MutantFam

#NowWatching Leeches! I've never seen this, but it's a cheap rental and looks like some fun! You can't go wrong with Decoteau and mutated critters(in this case, it's roided out leeches!) running amok! I love saying amok! Amok! #MutantFam

#NowWatching Rob Zombie's Halloween II! Admittedly, it's not one of my favorites of the series, but it's miles above Resurrection. I like Scout Taylor Compton as Laurie and I enjoy the score, but I think the story ran off into the woods with the "momma vision" shit. #MutantFam

#NowWatching this fantastic mini documentary about the making of Halloween III: Season Of The Witch 🎃🧙‍♀️💀 #MutantFam youtu.be/EeDLELq5_Kk?...

The 90's will never happen again.

#NowWatching Halloween 4! I'm still sick, but I'm feeling about 50% better, so I'm watching the first Halloween I saw as a kid! Brady's eyebrows 🐛 are still the star of the whole thing for me, but the diner/gas station scene and Loomis' reverend Uber are ⭐️⭐️ ⭐️⭐️ #MutantFam

'Dark Conspiracy' cover by Larry Elmore (1991) #horrorart #scifiart #ttrpgs

We apologize for trying to pass off trout as koi fish in our "Exotic Aquatic Experience" but tariffs are kicking our butts and we thought red highlighters were waterproof.

#NowWatching Puppet Master! This movie has one of my favorite opening title sequences, and the soundtrack has been an earworm ever since I first heard it. Cinematography by the late Sergio Silvati and starring the fabulous Paul Le Mat! Long live Toulon and the gang! #MutantFam

#NowWatching Drag Me To Hell! David Paymer plays a great scumbag boss, and Alison Lohman is his poor employee who gets herself cursed in this Sam Raimi gem from 2009! The old lady's spit rag and false teeth scene still grosses me out every time. #MutantFam

I made an early morning trip to pick up two neat Marketplace finds! Vintage Bigfoot from 1977 and Lone Ranger book from 1951! I also did an impromptu family photoshoot of all my squatchy cryptids! Love y'all! ❤️❤️❤️❤️ #MutantFam

#NowWatching Revenge Of The Creature! I figured I'd get in a quick Universal Monsters movie in before work, and this is the winner today. The Creature is meaner in this, but I can't help but love the fella! He just wanted to eat stuff and chill in his lagoon. Me too! #MutantFam

#NowWatching The She-Creature! Okay, I just got the pun: it's a creature from the sea, but also a woman's soul is trapped inside it, so it's a SHE-creature! 🙃 ! Anyway, I found myself saying three times so far. "I love this stupid movie!"So Toni sez: check it out! #MutantFam

#NowWatching Jack-O! I was browsing Tubi looking for something cheesy yet great, and I think I've found a winner! The script is already 90s direct-to-video gold, and someone went wild with synthesizers on the soundtrack, so I'm immediately a fan. 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 #MutantFam

#NowWatching The Conjuring 2! I think many of the Warrens stories are true, at least partly. However, the Amityville stuff really put a tarnish on them, which I'm glad is at the beginning of this film. The Enfield haunting is one of the scarier paranormal events, IMO. #MutantFam

#NowWatching Evil Toons! Introducing the family to the filmography of Fred Olen Ray with a softball before I blow their minds with one of the 373 bikini themed movies the man has made. Corny humor, Dick Miller, David Carradine, and soundtrack courtesy of a Roland U20! #MutantFam

#NowWatching DREDD! Little brother has wondered about it for a while, so now we're checking it out! I've explained the 2000 A.D. comic to him, and my opinion of this versus Judge Dredd. This is the superior film, hands down. I do miss the Stallone one-liners, lol! #MutantFam

#NowWatching Casper! I haven't seen this in over 20 years! Time for some childhood escapism! I completely forgot Father Guido Sarducci and a Ghostbuster cameo in it! This movie cemented my Christina Ricci crush and also started my Devon Sawa crush! ♡♡♡ #MutantFam

#NowWatching Trick Or Treat! I wish I'd seen this when I was a teenager. It would have made things more bearable! A great teen revenge/Satanic panic horror featuring an amazing soundtrack and roles from Gene Simmons and OZZY! Sammi Curr Rules! Hell yeah! 🦇🦇🦇🎃🎃🎃 #MutantFam

#NowWatching Wednesday Season 1! Mom missed it when it came out, so we're watching a couple of episodes per night until we dive into Season 2! I like it a lot, even if it feels more Harry Potter-ish than Addams Family in several ways. #MutantFam Sorry I haven't been as active on here! I'm back! ♡

#NowWatching Silver Bullet! A childhood favorite of mine(that says a lot about me, lol), I still laugh at parts I shouldn't laugh at and root for bad stuff to happen to the bitchy sister! Everett McGill looks like an evil David Byrne. Yep. #MutantFam

#NowWatching Graduation Day! It's formulaic but still a very fun early 80s slasher. Early roles from Linnea Quigley, Vanna White(!), and Karen Abbott, alongside veterans Christopher George and Michael Pataki! Toni sez: ✅️ it out! #MutantFam

#NowWatching Clown In A Cornfield! It's a solid slasher so far, and we're always suckers for rural settings since we're "from the country" ourselves. I have a grudge from when I was a toddler against one certain clown in this world, but I like ol' Frendo here! #MutantFam

Finally finished with the most stressful time of the year at work, so we're #NowWatching Teen Wolf!Co-starring my relative James Hampton(really!), this has been a family(ha) favorite since I was little! It might have been the first VHS we rented, also! Anyway, 🐺🚌🍺🏀 #MutantFam

#NowWatching The Toxic Avenger! I was thinking about the arm ripping scene, so now we're watching the whole film! I love that this movie is so over the top with the gonzo splatter effects a la Herschell Gordon Lewis! #MutantFam

#NowWatching Locked! A decent revenge/vigilante horror, we really liked it! Anthony Hopkins doesn't appear physically for much of the time, but when he does, it is a blast. #MutantFam

After a fruitless search for it on streaming, I went ahead and ordered the Blu Ray, so we're #NowWatching The Howling! Mom's never seen it, but I'm convinced she'll love it! Excellent FX work and a stellar cast make this one of my favorite werewolf movies! 🐺 #MutantFam

#NowWatching Death Ship! This looks like just the type of drive-in nonsense we enjoy, so we're diving in! A Nazi ghost boat, Richard Crenna, George Kennedy, and lots of out of touch yuppies on a cruise ship? Hell yeah! 🚢 👻 #MutantFam

#NowWatching Final Destination: Bloodlines! I saw this when it came out, but I have been excitedly waiting for it to go streaming so I could share with the family! Creative death scenes, a cool poster, an excellent score, and of course,Tony Todd!❤️❤️❤️ #MutantFam

#NowWatching Night Of The Living Dead! I'm actually taking a deep dive into the special features + interviews on the Criterion Collection Blu Ray. I've been honored to meet many of the cast over the years and have built a small collection of ephemera from the film. #MutantFam

#NowWatching The 'Burbs! Our favorite horror-ish comedy is always good for a watch when we just want to laugh and be lazy! It features a great cast of Joe Dante's regulars and legends like Brother Theodore and even Gale Gordon(Mr. Mooney from The Lucy Show)! #MutantFam

#NowWatching Explorer From Another World. This is EXCELLENT! Only 45 minutes long, but this is a great throwback to the late 60s/70s sci-fi horror that I dig! Made by a small crew on what I'm guessing is a modest budget, I'll be talking about this one for a while! #MutantFam

#NowWatching The S****** Squad! I forgot how gonzo this movie is, 15 minutes in and I'm 😮😮😮 then 😆😆😅! Hell of an opening! After this, I'll probably binge Peacemaker season 1! #MutantFam

FYI: Dan Trachtenberg has confirmed a new cut of PREDATOR: KILLER OF KILLERS will be added to Hulu, one that brings some familiar faces back to the franchise...

#NowWatching Happy Gilmore 2! 29 years later, we've got a sequel to one of our family's favorite movies! It's hilarious so far and really feels like the first film in the most important ways: cameos, soundtrack, and callbacks included. ♥️🏒🏑⛳️🏌‍♂️

#NowWatching Tombs Of The Blind Dead! It's time for some bleak Spanish/Portuguese horror, and this tale of zombie/revenant Templars running amuck will do nicely! Great zany 70s horror score, and the musty moldy knights look appropriately creepy! #MutantFam

#NowWatching Horror Of The Zombies aka Ghost Galleon! The third of the legendary Blind Dead films, this is my first time watching this after seeing clips for years. So far, the cast is beautiful, and the soundtrack is some great cheesy lounge nonsense! 💀 🚢 👌 #MutantFam

#NowWatching The Black Phone! Introducing the family to what I'm starting to consider a modern horror masterpiece. My mother was a young woman during the time period depicted in this film, and she says it looks pretty damn authentic. Ethan Hawke is masterful. #MutantFam

Growing up in the 90s meant there were a TON of feel-good sports movies being churned out, and the characters were invariably my same age at the time! Anyway, we just finished Angels In The Outfield, and we're #NowWatching Rookie Of The Year! Today is self-care comfort day!

#NowWatching The Crawlers! It's rare these days for me to watch a film and come away thinking, "What the hell was that?", but this certainly succeeded! Mutated tree roots go on a rampage against the townsfolk while a sinister corporation lurks in the background! 👍 #MutantFam

#NowWatching Poltergeist II! After a day of dealing with shitty customers, it's time to get my aggression out by watching a ghostly old west reverend terrorize some folks! 🎵God is in his holy temple, Earthly thoughts be silent now......🎵! #MutantFam

#NowWatching Witness For The Prosecution! My favorite actress and the biggest influence on me personally with her life story and enigmatic presence is Marlene Dietrich. This brilliant twisty thriller is my 2nd favorite of her films, Laughton and Lanchester are a trip! #MutantFam

Mom just got home, so what the hell, we're #NowWatching MOM! Werewolves? Vampires? Werewolf vampires? Vampire werewolves? Who knows? Check out this zany horror comedy! #MutantFam

Some of my thrift store haul from yesterday! I LOVE all of it, especially the Freddy Vs. Jason and John Wick shirts! Love y'all! #MutantFam

I can handle someone disliking a film I happen to enjoy, and I also enjoy discussion of said films. However, if you use insulting or inflammatory language towards the filmmakers, cast, OR me, I will block you the fuck off my feed. You ain't edgy, and the problem isn't other people, it's you.

Almost exactly one year after I first saw it, we are #NowWatching LONGLEGS! One of our very favorite movies is Silence Of The Lambs, and this now feels almost like a love letter to that film in a way that remains brilliantly original while sharing a ton of tone. #MutantFam

We're about to head out for the day: coffee in our magical cups, and yet another pair of crazy socks worn by yours truly! I'm still mad at pretty much everything, but I'm lightening up a little bit, lol! ♡♡♡♡♡♡ #MutantFam