(wip) oh my god Otacon what are you doing don't you have a husband already who is this Pliskin guy and why are you kissing him #otasune

boy oh boy am I sure glad that these two got their happy ever after, and Snake lived until 100 thank you Kojima #otasune #mgs4 #mgs

Me: Hey I like mgs stuff now :] Aliexpress: that's great would you like more bandanas on your fyp

Back in my day, lonely people used to get addicted to porn, not chat gpt smh

Oh yeah completely forgot about it but today's 3rd anniversary since I created my Ao3 account and posted my first ever fanfic on there (...yay?)

(wip) eepy otasune ❤️‍🩹

scary dog privileges #otasune #mgs #metalgearsolid

Boss: You're fired Me, pausing mgs2 on the company's computer: why

There's something so personal to me about Snake immediately rushing to EVA and covering her with his entire body as soon as Ocelot begins to shoot; he's so protective of everyone he holds dear to his heart ouuughhh

(wip) scary dog privileges #otasune

Me at Old Snake's funeral: [through tears] God I'm gonna miss that ass

STOP!!!!!! FLIRTING!!!!!!!!

I'm so so so tired of ppl watering down Otasune that features Old Snake to just domestic fluff like let them fuck freaky style man

Otasune is like the first ship ever where I'm both equally obsessed and invested in both characters

When Eddie cracks open a stash full of nsfw otasune drawings featuring ONLY Old Snake at my funeral and I still don't wake up so he knows I'm truly gone

Otacon would be like "omg Snake stop smoking it's so bad for you, did you ever read what's in those" and then proceed to eat his third instant ramen cup of the day as he lists Snake all of the cancer-causing chemicals inside cigarettes

Not to be too emotional but Otacon's screams during a game over screen are fucking me up, like the sheer panic in his voice? Him begging Snake to respond? Him crying out Snake's name? This does things to me.......

I haven't written any whumps in 3 months, at first I wanted to write about Snake and Otacon in mgs2 but honestly the idea of Old Snake pounding on Hal's chest and yelling "Don't you dare die before me" as he desperately tries to get his heart to beat again does things to me...........

Posting my mgs stuff feels so awkward cuz I'm like hello hiii I'm two decades late to this fandom

EVERYBODY!!!!! LOOOK AT WHAT MY DEAR FRIEND @thenomansland.bsky.social DREW FOR MY BIRTHDAY !!! 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷 N O W THEY LOOK SO GORGEOUS WHEN DRAWN BY HIM FOAMING AT MY MOUTH LIKE A RABID DOG RN

yeah how very heterosexual of the two of you

HELLO! Since I'm really in need of some money I decided to reduce the prices of my full illustration comms to $170 usd! (that's $45 off yay). If you want to get some art of your fav ship, your ocs, you and your fav/your partner/even your pet, this is the moment! SHARING IS APPRECIATED. <3

My favorite fossil fuel

This song but it's about Big Boss stranding himself further and further away from the goofy person with clear eyes that he once were (Naked Snake)

That one "Lord I'm one lord I'm two Lord I'm three Lord I'm four Lord I'm five hundred miles from my home" song is fucking me up so badly

BUT I WANT IT N O W

weeUGHH [COUGH] eweuhbEWAHHH aaaAWAAaaHh huhGHH huhgH [SNIFFFF] AAAGH. hhheuuh...hhhheuyh [whimper]...hh-hhhhhghh... [sniffle sniff] wwehhh....hhhoo...uh...

Projecting my senior pet experience onto Otacon with this one lmao Old man can't even take a proper nap anymore without giving his husband a heart attack 💔 #otasune #mgs4 #mgs #metalgearsolid

My biggest disappointment is starting to ship Otas*ne and expecting shitload of arts where Old Snake and Otacon go at it so hard Snake nearly get a heart attack and pants a like a dog but nooo yall only draw them in their mgs 1 & 2 versions BOOOOOO COWARDS ALL OF YOU BOOOO

@kadyjerry.bsky.social does this post count as our friendship anniversary

450 kudos, insanity Thank you all for still reading this mess (?)

@kadyjerry.bsky.social there you go!! after merging all layers together, some texts got super smudged so Imma re-write them when I start coloring this thing but I think you can read most of them as for now !! Old man can't even take a proper nap without giving his husband a heart attack 💔

are you guys aware how fucking funny-looking this is

okay here's your reminder that if you have a figurine then go ahead, make it do a silly pose and trace right over it, it's the same as when you make your 3D model in an app ✨️Go have have fun and go wild, the only thing you have left to lose is your chains✨️

@kadyjerry.bsky.social double cheeked up 🤤🤤

@kadyjerry.bsky.social TA-DAAHHHH

I hate those posts who are like "I would never send my parent with Alzheimers to an elderly home" cuz I already know this is a person who never had to deal with an actual person who had Alzheimers or even bothered to educate themselves on this disease cuz to them it's probably just "bad memory"

Do you guys think Old Snake would doomscroll on his phone yes or no

Me trying to explain mgs to my moots on Insta who aren't into the game: [showing two pictures; one of Naked Snake and one of Solid Snake where they look identical] okay so those two both are and AREN'T the same person are you keeping up

Baba w Rossmanie patrząca na to jak zamiast drukować zdjęcia chłopa z anime tym razem drukuję jakiegoś starego dziada który jest o jeden papieros przed zawałem

@kadyjerry.bsky.social do you like my new additions to my bag 🤓🤓

I don't care how boring my life gets I'm never touching Heated Rivalry

Can my mom stop fatshaming me for each breath I take thanks

YEAH AND

Born to be playing mgs4 rn, forced to work the 5AM shift

Having a best friend so awesome that he spends 2 hours helping your slow ass figure out how to install ps3 emulator so that you can finally play mgs4 😭😭😭💖

I need a shock collar but not for swears but for each time I refresh Ao3 hoping I have gotten a new comment

i’ve got a lot on my plate today

I hate big sites that do America shipping only, are you aware of the fact that people outside of your country can also be fans of something Like at least charge me extra for shipping then, do not take away my ability to buy from you completely omg

Spicy sketch 😳🫣 #BKDK #ktdk #bakudeku