I think I just subconsciously tried to stab myself in the face with a corn cob holder.

I’m going to have so much pent up energy after this long visit with family in western Mass, that I’ll probably explode like that Blue Origin rocket.

Company did a compensation study. Turns out I could be making $25k more at comparable organizations.

So taking pictures after every workout fulfills my need for accountability.

Waking up at 5am to go to the gym resulted in a great chest pump. How’s that for motivation?

Incorporating daily pictures into my workout routine as a form of accountability.

Dad did legs at the gym. ⛓️

Go ahead and send that one friend a nude.

Always a pleasant surprise to stumble upon your friend’s nudes on here. 🫪 Even weirder when he’s not the poster.

Looking at you Monday!

Spent the day naked at the lake with friends. Great breeze. Cool water. It was perfect

Flirt with hot guys and send them pictures.

Coworker has access to the same systems as I do and can pull the same reports. So why do I have to pull a daily report for them?

Flirted with a guy at a pool party today. He said kissing me would be like kissing his cousin. Dating is fucking terrible.

What’s hotter? A) partial hog B) full hog C) visible hog lines D) bush

I don’t know what California did to me, but I am crazy horny this week. Was it something in the water out west?

Body appreciation post. I’m damn pleased with this.

Can kinks be person or people specific? Asking for me, since I went to public school and this was not discussed as a topic in sex ed.

Spent the weekend doing naked yoga and chilling at a Korean spa. I need more nudity in my life. Who’s in?

Technicolor gay

Ya or Nay: A long time volunteer compliments the size of your chest and says it’s bigger.

Mentally preparing to work over the weekend and practicing my work smile.

For decades, economists gave short shrift to the idea of monopsony — a power employers can have to suppress wages. Now a wave of research suggests it's everywhere, and a new book argues it's key to understanding today's inequality. n.pr/4e0RHRi

It’s Frida. Treat yourself to something nice!

Can someone hit me with a baseball bat and knock me unconscious? I’m really having trouble sleeping over here.

Update: I feel pretty damn good after the HIIT workout. I might be hooked.

Survived my first ever HIIT class. My ass got humbled. Turns out my muscles are just for show.

I slept through my alarms today. Yes, plural. That hasn’t happened in over ten years.

At what point during the collapse of society would it be unwise to start an OF?

Why are my nipples looking like Bryon Noem on a webcam?

It’s finally raining! Love the smells and sound of a good thunderstorm.

I never should have looked up the income tax rates in the US. If someone makes 500% more than me in a year, their tax rate only increase 65%

Is the desire to collect hobbies normal? Or is that something that kicks in when you turn 40?

This is how your email finds me.

Rodin’s ‘The Thinker” or a hungry, thicc gay guy?

Vindication tastes so sweet.

I had a rocking weekend with friends and feeling damn good about my 40’s.

Welp, I’m definitely 40; my shoulder hurts from sleeping on it weirdly.

My dreams have been so freaking bizarre lately. Why did I dream about meeting Alan Cumming and a hot tub full of naked navy seamen while on a drive to visit my grandparents? Any why were all the seamen hung like horses?

Humor is the only way I can cope with this reality.

Who has pent up rage and wants to help me destroy three old, broken laptops that I’ve been carting around for 10+ years?

You there; You’re doing great! 🧡🧡🧡🧡

Please release the beast so I don’t have to sit through 3 hours of meetings.

Release the Kraken!

Thighs are thick today.

Unsure if a guy at the gym called me a “faggot” or if he was just singing along to his own music.

I promise, I am happy for my friends. Really!

Why is February always the longest month of the year??

My back seized up this morning when I attempted to put on a shirt. I think this is the end. Farewell!