Sam
@samaboutown.bsky.social
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Joints cracking like pop rocks
I think I just subconsciously tried to stab myself in the face with a corn cob holder.
about 7 hours ago
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I’m going to have so much pent up energy after this long visit with family in western Mass, that I’ll probably explode like that Blue Origin rocket.
1 day ago
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Company did a compensation study. Turns out I could be making $25k more at comparable organizations.
7 days ago
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So taking pictures after every workout fulfills my need for accountability.
13 days ago
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Waking up at 5am to go to the gym resulted in a great chest pump. How’s that for motivation?
14 days ago
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Incorporating daily pictures into my workout routine as a form of accountability.
15 days ago
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Dad did legs at the gym. ⛓️
18 days ago
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Go ahead and send that one friend a nude.
20 days ago
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Always a pleasant surprise to stumble upon your friend’s nudes on here. Even weirder when he’s not the poster.
22 days ago
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Looking at you Monday!
23 days ago
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Spent the day naked at the lake with friends. Great breeze. Cool water. It was perfect
24 days ago
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Flirt with hot guys and send them pictures.
27 days ago
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Coworker has access to the same systems as I do and can pull the same reports. So why do I have to pull a daily report for them?
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Spongebob Rainbow Incompetence Meme
ALT: Spongebob Rainbow Incompetence Meme
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29 days ago
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Flirted with a guy at a pool party today. He said kissing me would be like kissing his cousin. Dating is fucking terrible.
about 1 month ago
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What’s hotter? A) partial hog B) full hog C) visible hog lines D) bush
about 1 month ago
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I don’t know what California did to me, but I am crazy horny this week. Was it something in the water out west?
about 1 month ago
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Body appreciation post. I’m damn pleased with this.
about 1 month ago
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Can kinks be person or people specific? Asking for me, since I went to public school and this was not discussed as a topic in sex ed.
about 1 month ago
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Spent the weekend doing naked yoga and chilling at a Korean spa. I need more nudity in my life. Who’s in?
about 1 month ago
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Technicolor gay
about 1 month ago
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Ya or Nay: A long time volunteer compliments the size of your chest and says it’s bigger.
about 2 months ago
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Mentally preparing to work over the weekend and practicing my work smile.
about 2 months ago
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reposted by
Sam
NPR
about 2 months ago
For decades, economists gave short shrift to the idea of monopsony — a power employers can have to suppress wages. Now a wave of research suggests it's everywhere, and a new book argues it's key to understanding today's inequality.
n.pr/4e0RHRi
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The hidden power keeping wages low
For decades, economists gave short shrift to the idea of monopsony — a power employers can have to suppress wages. Now a wave of research suggests it's everywhere, and a new book argues it's key to understanding today's inequality.
https://n.pr/4e0RHRi
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It’s Frida. Treat yourself to something nice!
about 2 months ago
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Can someone hit me with a baseball bat and knock me unconscious? I’m really having trouble sleeping over here.
about 2 months ago
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Update: I feel pretty damn good after the HIIT workout. I might be hooked.
2 months ago
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Survived my first ever HIIT class. My ass got humbled. Turns out my muscles are just for show.
2 months ago
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I slept through my alarms today. Yes, plural. That hasn’t happened in over ten years.
2 months ago
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At what point during the collapse of society would it be unwise to start an OF?
2 months ago
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Why are my nipples looking like Bryon Noem on a webcam?
2 months ago
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reposted by
Sam
Adam Ellis
2 months ago
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It’s finally raining! Love the smells and sound of a good thunderstorm.
2 months ago
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I never should have looked up the income tax rates in the US. If someone makes 500% more than me in a year, their tax rate only increase 65%
2 months ago
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Is the desire to collect hobbies normal? Or is that something that kicks in when you turn 40?
2 months ago
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This is how your email finds me.
2 months ago
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Rodin’s ‘The Thinker” or a hungry, thicc gay guy?
2 months ago
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Vindication tastes so sweet.
3 months ago
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I had a rocking weekend with friends and feeling damn good about my 40’s.
3 months ago
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Welp, I’m definitely 40; my shoulder hurts from sleeping on it weirdly.
3 months ago
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My dreams have been so freaking bizarre lately. Why did I dream about meeting Alan Cumming and a hot tub full of naked navy seamen while on a drive to visit my grandparents? Any why were all the seamen hung like horses?
3 months ago
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Humor is the only way I can cope with this reality.
3 months ago
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Who has pent up rage and wants to help me destroy three old, broken laptops that I’ve been carting around for 10+ years?
3 months ago
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You there; You’re doing great! 🧡🧡🧡🧡
3 months ago
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Please release the beast so I don’t have to sit through 3 hours of meetings.
add a skeleton here at some point
3 months ago
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Release the Kraken!
3 months ago
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Thighs are thick today.
3 months ago
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Unsure if a guy at the gym called me a “faggot” or if he was just singing along to his own music.
3 months ago
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I promise, I am happy for my friends. Really!
3 months ago
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Why is February always the longest month of the year??
3 months ago
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My back seized up this morning when I attempted to put on a shirt. I think this is the end. Farewell!
3 months ago
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