@slouchingyogi.bsky.social I hope that you are having a splendid Sunday.

My 'Stros lost 6 to 4.

My Astros are getting spanked. The Mariners are becoming their daddies.

I love fried okra.

I loathe old school instant coffee.

@slouchingyogi.bsky.social Hello, good day. I am still getting used to driving to work.

@slouchingyogi.bsky.social Good morning! Enjoy today.

My Astros won today.

@slouchingyogi.bsky.social Good morning!

Clooney will not dominate, but he can help my Cowboys

The Lions kneecapped Da Bears.

My Cowboys won that shootout.

Braves beat my Astros.

The Junkyard Dog has been reincarnated. My 8 month old great nephew headbutted me on purpose 5 times in a row. He laughed at me every time.

Tri-State folks do not yet kill me. I have an eighty five year old great aunt in Flushing, Queens. Go Cowboys!

Baby is crying no to Cocomellon but wants me to sing Mickey Mouse's theme song. I cannot sing all day.

A dollar worth of Gerber's best spilled on the carpet.

Baby gone wild! Extroverted 8 month only baby boy with 6 teeth taking chunks out of his mother's shoulder with slapping serving spoon of sweet potatoes out of her hand.

My 8 month old

I could never go vegan again like I did in my mid 20s. I love oatmeal cookies, flounder, and steak too much. I do miss Soul Vegetarian in the ATL...healthy eats, genuinely polite Hebrew Israelites, and India Arie playing her guitar before her record deal.

Why does my plant based soda have 3 grams more dietary fiber than my single serving bowl of Frosted Mini Wheats?

@slouchingyogi.bsky.social Have a Splendid Sunday!

My Astros won. Their hitting is so inconsistent.

There is no hope for me. I have zero willpower. I just ate a row of 6 of those ole' school iced oatmeal cookies.

Am I weird for being age 50 with zero tattoos?

I am not torn as my 2 favorite MLB squads are playing each other. All systems go! Go Astros!

@slouchingyogi.bsky.social Good morning. Enjoy Friday.

Lunch time from work

My Astros got spanked. They are losing too much.

Has anybody else been surprised by their (non-paternity test) ancestry results?

@slouchingyogi.bsky.social Happy Thursday!

Taco Bell is the trash of bootleg Tex-Mex.

Hello to Moultrie, GA and Dothan, AL!

Can I have you in my thoughts and prayers with nothing bad happening?

Do thoughts and prayers work, or are they subjective?

Does GA/SC Gullah okra soup taste different from LA/MS/SE TX Black folks' gumbo?

Who dem fans at?

Was I supposed to know who Kirk was? I only watch regular news for 2 hours in the morning each day.

When are the White folks going to stop the violence? No pun intended, my last name is White.

My 'Stros are now sucking.

@slouchingyogi.bsky.social My wife won her SS appeal. We spent all of yesterday at the SS office in west Houston. We were told the income and assets could not be over 3k. We withdrew all money from the bank and filled out a money order for apartment rent. The clerk electronically pull my pay stubs.

Mr. Goodbar tastes better than Dubai Chocolate!

I can never watch my Cowboys, Rockets, or Astros play. They rip my heart out in their close games.

It's better to be blown out in a loss than to lose a nail-biter.

My Pops always said, "Unless you are the sports official, an ugly victory is always better than a pretty loss!"

I hear an old team sports coach say one time, "What matters most is not where you start, it is how you finish!"

The Ravens joked away this game.

@slouchingyogi.bsky.social Please remind me to try a little more tenderness with my wife. I had to remember that on top of all the ailments that she has, she also has short-term memory loss.

I apologize.

The Packers kneecapped the Lions today.