listening to the first wicked movie soundtrack on my way to the cinema to see wfg (again) so it's almost like a double feature

simple rule: four favorites 💚

a business opportunity to someone (paid by my wife)

nothing in the world is better than a hug from my wife

my post-canon fic has a new chapter! 💖💚 prompt: top!glinda archiveofourown.org/works/747083... #gelphie

JUSTICE

wrote a short fic about shiz-era elphie and post-melting glinda!! archiveofourown.org/works/74248976 #gelphie

me: you know that ao3 tag? "incorrect use of labubu" or something? my wife:

#gelphie kinktober day 5: top/bottom #art #chooseurfighter

my fic for gelphie kinktober days 3 & 4! archiveofourown.org/works/72589201 #gelphie

my fic for gelphie kinktober days 1, 2 & 3 is here! archiveofourown.org/works/72713711 #gelphie

is us @elphieupland.bsky.social

I truly recovered from my 20-year-old eating disorder to have IBS so bad I can't have most things.

not me listening to pitbull at work to make this monday more manageable

My sensitive kid lore is that I'd have nightmares about a certain Treehouse of Horror episode aged... 10? I also had the same experience with scary stories aimed at children. Couldn't handle any of it.

POV: Listening to Top 50 Brazil and its spring vibes when it's getting colder day by day where I am

Not sure why I did not have this on bingo card since everything's a sequel or a remake rn

obsessed with the way my wife breathes

amazing

My fic for those interested! 🥰 #swanqueen

when u finally soft block someone whose negativity has been pissing u off for a lifetime

this song has the SICKEST BEAT EVER, i say, and the song is hog wild (crash bandicoot) by video game piano players

when crazy ex-girlfriend cast sang "paroxetine, paroxetine", i... felt that.

i have definitely reached this stage in my early 30s

me, trying to get out of bed: i'm not god's strongest soldier wife: you don't have to be. you can be a weak bitch. even weak bitches can get up. 😭😭😭😭????

My protostar fic! Still so happy about having been able to work with such a wonderful artist when writing this fic 🥰

my wife won this boba earlier today and i'm v fond

look, it's glinda!

Pondering About Bowel Movements

This is Nora and Sophie. Their family was a little nervous how Sophie would react to Nora. Had no idea their cockatoo has always wanted a puppy of her own. 12/10 for both (TT: iamtylerrayn)

so glad i never got a harry potter tattoo... can you imagine what a tattoo that said "hufflepuff" on my buttock would've done to my dating game?

2006 🥺

Looking at old photos where I'm like 13 and playing with little kids because I'm READY to have my own already (I wasn't but I was convinced I was)

This has escalated. My wife now assumes I'm looking at wardrobes when I'm on my phone.

moodboard for whenever i remember i don't have to date or have sex with *** people ever again

Me dating actively for like... 18 months between mid 2020 and Dec 2021 was actually a wild ride now that I think about it later. Sometimes I call it my slut era, but tbh my self-esteem was bad and I have ADHD, so it was just sad.

One day we're all going to read the most glorious headline ever. Not sure when, but it's a good enough reason to keep living for me.

HARLIVY NATION, HOW ARE WE FEELING??? #harlivy

I used to wonder what tattoos to get with leftover money from my paychecks, but now I look at wardrobes and other storage options... Your 30s hit you hard sometimes.

Nah, having exes (even platonic ones tbh) is weird because you'll never actually know who decides zero contact is the best thing for them, so I know how J looked on her wedding day, that she decided to go back to school, and what pets she has, but I genuinely don't even know if K is alive. Weird.

You are, Bart. Don't let them silence you.

Not to pile on, but every 'c' in 'Pacific Ocean' is pronounced differently.

An old English man at the pharmacy kept telling me I have an American accent multiple times, then told me I don't have a Finnish accent when I told him I'm Finnish. I then put on a thick Finnish accent. Just for him.

tfw a medication that is used to treat anxiety gives you a bunch of physical symptoms of anxiety

the topical and very very relevant subtext in the newest issue of poison ivy by g. willow wilson (2022) was simply sublime *chef’s kiss emoji*