So, in the past week, we learned: 1. Epstein thinks that 45/47 went down on 42. 2. SCOTUS declined to take a case to overturn same sex marriage. Coincidence?

Imagine holding a vigil for just one guy but doing nothing for years of dead children.

Honestly, I feel like every birthday has been downhill since I passed the age of being the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

I just have to note that a $2,300 a month apartment in Queens is only that "affordable" because of rent stabilization. I really made the right call moving out of NYC.

I was attacked by a weresheep, it turned me baaaad, and now I'm on the lam.

How much would it be worth to be the owner of the world's largest tarot deck?

I'm asking because I had a dream where I was giving a comedic performance at the local Renn Faire where I did free 3 card tarot readings for audience members from an enormous deck. And it honestly seemed like a lot of fun.

Weird question: Does a display size tarot deck actually exist? I'm taking about one big enough to display individual cards on an easel for an audience. I have seen individual cards that big, but I'm not sure if they are one off printings or if some tremendously large deck is out there for real.

TFW the ambient classic rock songs playing in the diner are all hits from when you were a teenager.

I'm not allowed in Capistrano during March because I'm swallowbanned.

This is my fighting style

Look if there is someone who served as legal counsel for the Senate Judiciary Committee telling you there is a case, then at the very least there is real disagreement that can be fought in the courts. That is if leadership actually cared about stopping these cuts which they clearly don’t.

This is who these people have always been. They are eugenicist-nazis with a techno glaze.

Roses are red Priests say "hail mary" www.pillarcatholic.com/p/yeti-blood...

Harvard was always going to cave because it's Harvard and access to power is, and always has been, the bottom line there.

I've read more than five books by each of these ten writers (the passive voice was killing me): 1. Terry Pratchett 2. Robert Jordan 3. Brandon Sanderson 4. Kevin Hearne 5. Jim Hines 6. Benedict Jacka 7. A. Lee Martinez 8. Larry Niven 9. John Scalzi 10. Connie Willis

Being together in the woods had been magical, but would she still choose him after all this time?

Age verification? I remember needing to find and travel to weird little shops to buy tarot decks other than the RWS.

I just watched a CLE on the practical uses of AI for appellate lawyers. Despite the presenter's best efforts, I still came away with the sense that there just aren't any uses of AI for legal writing that are both practical and ethical.

Getting real "thoughts and prayers" vibes from the GOP reaction to the flooding.

4.5 million children. In the next 5 years. I have no words.

I just realized that there are fully grown up people who have never lived life without Amazon. I feel both old and baffled at what that must do to one's view of the world.

Funny enough, Jesus had pretty much this attitude if you really pay attention to when he talks to assholes in the New Testament.

Democratic leadership needs to accept that impeachment votes are SYMBOLIC right now and until at least 2026. I, and I think most Democratic voters, prefer the symbol of a defiantly raised first to that of possum playing dead.

Impeachment IS innately political. And one of the things that political acts are for is to show your own base that you see the bad things being done and are willing to bring the righteous fight even if you will likely not win. Why don't Democrats ever seem to get that these days?

It's okay to celebrate wins even if there is a lot more work to be done. Really. It's okay.

I love this simile because, also like asbestos, fighting over who is responsible for the damage from AI is going to keep insurance and bankruptcy lawyers employed for decades.

What kind of god is so insecure as to be offended by the phrase "his god damn name" in a victory speech?

Please, please primary Hochul.

Hey @reppaultonko.bsky.social! Why did you vote against proceeding with impeachment?!

Tell a knock, knock joke! Knock, knock!

Fuck the polls. Don't fucking rank Cuomo. That's it. That's the assignment. You don't even have to _like_ Mamdani, just don't rank the sex pest who is endorsed and funded by nazis & the ultra-rich, only wants this to run for pres later, and WHO DOESN'T EVEN FUCKING GO HERE!

I can only HOPE that this will spur district courts to get much more aggressive on sanctioning the feds. I'm doubtful, though.

The rope swing from A Bridge to Terabithia has endorsed Cuomo.

Ok I know everything is terrible, but… there is still a very large & beautiful universe out there, & today we have access to a new gorgeous dataset from the Rubin Observatory. The images are so large and detailed, you’d need a basketball court covered in ultra HD TVs to see the actual detail in the

Not sure who needs to hear this right now, but being neurospicy and emotionally abusive are not mutually exclusive. Your current or past partner can be both, even regarding the same behaviors. And that's not your fault.

Book: The Hobbit Movie: Casablanca TV Show: Cheers

If you work in politics, or just want to be safe -- please get your address off the web. Here's a great resource on steps to take to be safer: democracysecurityproject.org/tools

Nah. They knew what they signed up for.

Wake up babe, new euphemism for semen just dropped.

I once attended an early Sunday morning hot yoga class with like 3 other people in it. One of them was Lady Gaga. We didn't speak. But she's really good at the Bikram series.

I think it's kind of amazing how much artistic influence Pixie Smith has had without most normal people having any idea who she is. If you don't know who she is, imagine a tarot card. The picture you are imagining was probably either drawn by or inspired by Pixie Smith.

Don't Rank Cuomo! Mike Bloomberg is so anti democracy he CONSPIRED to stay on for a 3rd TERM after VOTERS DECIDED in 2 elections to term-limit the mayor. Not satisfied with 3 TERMS, Mike Bloomberg wants to chose a new mayor he can control. He wants a 4th TERM of influence. Don't Rank Cuomo!

Elon realized that Trump can probably bankrupt him by cancelling all his government contacts and sending the IRS after him.

Have I ever mentioned how much I really hate people who leave chicken bones all over the place on the streets? Like, do you just hate dogs and want them to die?

Have I ever mentioned just how much I hate getting text messages that are obviously the automated suggested response? "That's perfect! Thanks!' The fuck it is, sender. I have known you for 20 years and never heard you use that phrase once.

I really wish the Democratic party leadership wasn't so amazingly incompetent and/or feckless. I also wish I could leave the party over it, but there's nowhere else to go for national candidates that have a chance and aren't fascists.

Cassocks are red Conclaves are dope Wake up babe we got a

Seriously, though, I spent a little time with ecclesiastical law and Vance's views could easily be declared "heresy" which carries the automatic censure of "excommunication" under Canon 1364. All Pope Leo needs to do is declare it.