Damn. Pain.

This ain’t good

Second half needs some Hugo

Oh so Edgecombe is the greatest player I’ve ever seen. That’s interesting.

Embiid doesn’t even jump center anymore?

Let’s fucking go Celtics! 82-0 baby!

First real day of the NBA should be a federal holiday and there should be games on all day starting at like 11 am.

NBA Newcomers Report through 1 and a half games: Kevin Durant: 🔻🔻 Al Horford: 🔻 Deandre Ayton: 🔻 Josh Okogie: 🔺 Marcus Smart: 🔺🔺🔺what a beautiful man

Give the guy running for senate with the Nazi tattoo some grace, it’s not a Nazi tattoo it’s a Death In June tattoo and he doesn’t know that they are a Nazi band.

NBA is back! We got Marcus Vs. Al tonight, gonna be real weird.

My dad said he was rooting for the Jays because he thinks it will make Trump mad if a Canadian team wins the World Series. Look I hate the guy too but this is actual Trump Derangement Syndrome. You know who I’m not thinking about while watching Americas Beautiful Game? Fucking Donald Trump.

Best Gibbs game

That’s right. I’m not taking European summer vacations because I’m too burnt out and no other reason.

In the last 24 hours I’ve seen videos of basically every democrat running for anything this year being interviewed and confronted that they’ve taken money from AIPAC and they all act dumbfounded! They all go “oh you know I don’t know if I did or didn’t “ how is that the party line response?!

Big X!!!

Okay so trapping Simons might be an issue for the Celtics

Tillman!

Jaylen take my hamstring

Josh Hart is sort of the American Hugo Gonzalez

Zach Lowe has mentioned a lot on recent podcasts that the Celtics will look to “salary dump” Simons and mentioned him possibly going to the Nets. I think real teams are going to want him! Houston, Memphis, Milwaukee should all try to trade for him.

Okay bluesky, let’s watch some Celtics basketball

The jewel of the Georges Niang trade?!

Is Bluesky getting b-b-b-bots?

I always liked Brogdon and was happy I got to root for him on my team for a little bit. Won ROTY over the fraudulent Embiid case, went to the Finals with the Celtics and won 6MOY, but most notably nearly staged an NBA strike after the George Floyd murder until Obama put the kibosh on it.

The Mazzulla pickup game against media members is so weird to me. He has the worst vibes in the world. No one doubts you are better at and know more about basketball than a writer for Celtics Hub or whatever, it’s if you know more about basketball than the other 29 head coaches.

You’ve been saying for years we shouldn’t be watching Annie Hall and now look you stupid fucking idiot. La-Di-Da LA-DI-DA

Oh wow Morbius did that well they should put it in theatres again

Baseball sucks I hate it

Let both teams play the Blue Jays!

Advance the runner, as well.

Two of the most generous low strike outs I’ve ever seen

If Tigers strand two more runners in extra innings I’m going to cry

I’m not having fun

KERRY!!!

Let’s fucking go Tigers!!

A’ja Wilson oh my god

Tonight from Dreamland…

Dude Boucher is the man

We need an actual new Woj

We’re so back

I need the Tigers to fucking get it together

The Boston Celtics are fucking back baby

I’ve seen a lot of takes along the lines of “the album sucks because she’s happy and happiness isn’t good for art”. Being a billionaire isn’t good for art either!!

The Tigers are fucking shook.

*i set a local board of education election sign in my lawn* *my maga neighbor peering at me from in between window blinds* “So much for the tolerant left”

TORK!!!

Home Depot make a Jersey Devil lawn decoration you cowards

KERRY CARPENTER!!!

Watching an October Detroit classic. The Tigers are going to the World Series baby. Go Tigers.