spankable

a hardship people don’t talk about enough for my liking is how hard it is to look hot in every hair color

a man you’re not into sending u a youtube video is a nightmare situation

need more horny ppl to follow me on here

santa claus is cumming WHERE ???

i’ll call a random hoe “baby” but i draw the line at telling him he looks handsome when he shows me his haircut

if u give enough guys handjobs in your early 20s, there will be a year in your late 20s that every weekend one of them gets married

i would trust my nail tech to operate on me surgically

helppp wtf ???

guess the color of my panties 😇😇

i can’t wait til we can save drafts on here

i’m a charlotte (would let a man get off to me trying on new shoes if he was buying me them)

response to asking for an extension in undergrad: u stupid pathetic loser, u will never find a job or a husband, kys u entitled little brat response to asking for an extension in grad school: *kisses forehead* yes angel baby, ty for asking, whatever u need, i’m so sorry for making u do work, my bad

i tried cummoning (summoning while cumming) and it worked in less than 12 hours smfh

the secret service should go rogue !!

idk which paul brother is fighting tonight but i hope somehow they both get punched in the face

right now i treat twitter like my ex and bluesky like some random guy im using as a distraction from my ex

oh my “post has been published”… okay i see we are distinguished authors over on bluesky

it’s like no one wants to give beautiful women 3 billion kisses anymore ??

fairy sans wings

imagine thinking i’m hot and i’m just counting in my head doing my 4-7-8 breathing exercises to reduce anxiety

i’d be so good at breakups in the corded phone days, i have to get up and be attached to a wall in order to be toxic ??? sign me up

since twitter is now x, can jack rename bluesky twitter ???

where my bb_apes followers at ??👀

just looked under the “popular with friends” tab and saw your mom there

if i was president it would be illegal to cum without asking me permission first

i would abort your baby in every life

testing if gifs work on here, but i don’t think so !

lmfaooo men are so fun to me

they should kick u off bluesky if u voted for trump

i love plucking my little stache, i would be nothing without my tweezers

Nothing like leftovers for @apes.bsky.social

suck nipples not war

engage with me or don’t i can’t force you

just in case people on here don’t know that i’m hot !!!!!

are we so back ???? (on this app)

this app was more fun when i had little invitations to give out and be a little puppet master god girl

anyone who has ever touched pussy in the shower knows that water is not in fact wet

i have not thought about this app in months

reskeet with a banger pic of yourself ! body crazy

twitter my ex 🤝 i keep going back even though i’m not wanted

grim ass shake ??? couldn’t be me. my ass shake delightfully

why are we, as humans, like this ??

just looked under the “popular with friends” tab and saw your mom there

if u can see this then you’re part of my skeeter circle

a self cleaning vagina is really cool but why not a self cleaning brain ?? there’s way too much mental illness in there

i can’(t) believe how unusable twitter is

i love babysitting, this 6 year old offered me wine

gave a 6 year old a jalapeño, i think i’m ready to be a mother