Je déteste quand je vais dans un restaurant avec du hibachi seul et qu'ils me demandent “hibachi ou chinois ?” Ai-je l'air assez désespéré pour avoir du hibachi seul ?

curtis will never be mayor of new york after forcing his niece jojo on pop culture

Cette femme maléfique Lucy est très méchante avec Charlie Brown. Le vieux Chuck semble être un bon ami et propose de l'aider quand il le peut, mais la cruelle Lucy retire le football chaque fois qu'elle en a l'occasion.

Moe est très méchant avec Larry et Curly, très méchant, très cruel. Ils essaient de faire leur travail juste pour se faire frapper à la tête par Moe méchant. Ensuite, ils ont dû remplacer Curly par Curly Joe, Moe était méchant avec lui aussi, le frappant, le frappant.

the woke stooges

moe is very mean to larry and curly, very mean, very cruel. they try to do their work just to get bonked in the head by mean moe. then they had to replace curly with curly joe, moe was mean to him too, hitting him, punching him, and don’t even get me started on how he treated poor shemp

buccees and savannah bananas.... loser things for loser people

my foolproof strategy if I were a pro baseball player: lean into every pitch so I get hit and get a free base

baseball player does a slide early in the game, he gotta be a dirty boy with dirt all down his baseball clothes until the end, big sloppy dirt baseball boy

they woked the pizza www.cnn.com/2025/10/08/f...

they’re calling it ‘wokey and the bandit” and in this one… the bandit is transmasc

dentists in the commercials too pretty to be trusted in regards to toothpaste recommendations

guy who meal preps by buying doomsday prepper 3 month food kids and eating them like hello fresh meals

i love rock n roll / so put your card information into the touchtunes app baby

@themountaingoats.bsky.social holy fuck dude that heretic pride

walkin around the store to see what those freaks have come up with this time

its going to the @themountaingoats.bsky.social show eve

the ghosts are out playing in the street tonight

i thought huntington's disease was where you stay in the city you went to college in thinking it'd just be one or two more years and then life starts passing you by and next thing you know its been seven years?

That's not Mickey Mouse, that's just tit dirt

thomas pynchon launching youtube channel to publish "metal gear solid 2: sons of liberty" playthrough

the climax of more songs should be a ghost soldier pulling a guy from a burning car www.youtube.com/watch?v=_e3s...

@themountaingoats.bsky.social the messy couple are back together!!

vaudeville rules bc people’s whole thing could be “I’m a fat guy playing a xylophone” or “I sneeze funny” and they’d be STARS

its kinda neat that at any given time there's like 5 different dudes travelin the country pretending to be mark twain

damn girl youre so fine id take you to a reasonably priced fast food seafood dinner

if ur man is still heavily involved in his fantasy baseball team this far into the season stay with em cause boy is he loyal

@themountaingoats.bsky.social check this out

my classical music career failed to make any money so im guess im just a baroque ass bitch

Hell yeah @joshterry.bsky.social hype sticker

shakin some ass to the music of bob dylan

@anyaustin.bsky.social can you talkin to a fishin guy to tell us if any of the mountain streams in gta v would have good catch or not

had to go to the courthouse, passed a door that said "probate" if i knew you could go pro in that my career would be a lot different

jubille presents: 30 poops vs. 1 pee

got summoned for jury duty and because i have the charisma and raw sex appeal to do a 12 angry men i think im gonna do it

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im not a perfect person but at least i don’t end what im talking about by saying “i said what i said” as if i did something

I Who Have Never Imagined Dragons

banned from a slow pitch softball league because unfortunately i throw too much heat

pissin off non-jeopardy trivia game show hosts by answering "what is _____?" to every question

hello d or even c list celebrities… come on my podcast ive got dozens of listeners and will ask you badass questions like “whatcha rockin out to lately”

giggity

scanning the qr code on my beer

too many birds by bill callahan

oppan gangnam style

america does not deserve forgiveness

gramps is usin his adult make a wish to go to a taping of mike huckabee's talk show before the lights go out

people who call krogers ghetto or gucci are boring! sorry you have no personality of your own

blaming ron howard for jd vance is such a dipshit move... jd was already on the national stage! it wasn't the movie that did it.

gonna argue with some people online, an effort that has definitely changed peoples mind for the better before