My previous vessel was named Herbert. He did not talk nearly as much as this fellow I'm hearing about with the same name.

Who keeps giving this sad-looking Yi Sang fellow guns? Perhaps he simply has good aim.

//Trans women are women, Pass on (Vocal. 🏳️‍⚧️).//

...where is this "Florida" and why do the men there do such odd things? Why would one throw an alligator through a window?

(Kris here! I'm finding it a little hard to remember to get on BSky daily, maybe I need a little break. This doesn't mean I'm quitting at all. I just need a bit to catch up on IRL things. See you guys whenever!)

I have just misread "simp" as "shrimp". This seafood has saturated even my mind.

I have purchased a large bag of tiny fried fish. They are... spicier than expected! And quite unfortunately packed in chili oil in little bags of maybe ten. I must be careful not to stain anything with the oil. Yes, I am aware my book has blood everywhere but what about my various collections?!

Wouldn't it be quite the scene if I just... snuck into one of these "Walpurgisnacht" events? I understand there are Library themed ones. Congratulations to Queen of Hatred and Knight of Despair for making it in!

@bismuththechef.bsky.social You are allowed to cut chunks of flesh from the scenery of my book for your recipes. Do not worry, it grows back. If you ever need someone to help with seasoning or sauce, let me know. I am rather skilled in that area. My... Aspiration is actually in the culinary arts!

/Hey, it's Pride Month, have a Pride Tomerry I drew a few years ago

/Got a fresh new phone!

...I still have those rainbow confetti poppers from New Year's. I do suppose this is the best time for rainbow confetti!

Some of the music from District 8 I've heard is phenomenal. I know there is a place specializing in music, but one must wonder if it would suit my tastes, as I like my music to have a... strong beat. Sometimes the puns just present themselves.

/Happy Pride Month from your favorite tiny trans man that looks like Gregor! With the power of SHEER QUEERNESS I have finally finished Canto VIII!

/Frustrated laughing over the fact that the stage I'm stuck on is called The Heart C'MON MAN I don't wanna fight this dude yet! He's too much! What am I supposed to do when the power used wears off? Please note: I read but don't comprehend very well. I'm kinda dumb.

Somebody has entered my book while I was slumbering. They've left little bite marks and very sharp red crystals all over. One of the Lungs of Craving is somehow stuck in a wall of tissue. I would appreciate if an assistant librarian could stop in and help clean up...

I have been corrected. The EGO Suit is apparently from an Abnormality known as Nosferatu. I have never met this fellow but I have a feeling I should steer clear of him...

I saw somebody with a very interesting EGO Suit. I can't recall any Abnormality with multiple eyes and pink feathers. It reminded me more of something from this little game called "My Singing Monsters".

Meow, throw rocks at transphobic people.

I had a dream last night... I was my skeleton form, testing various challengers in something called "The Fathoms". The other Kether Abnos were there too, also acting as tests. It was some sort of mechanical labyrinth. It was timed. I despise time limits.

I touched this supposed "water". It hurts me! Therefore it's either salt water or actually acid. I am now back on the Kether floor atop the Library. I advise everyone to take the high ground. (Except those in the Book of Vengeance)

/Hundred Footed Death Maggot is the most metal EGO name so far

/CW: Pet death Hello. Kris here. There's been a tragedy. My dear cat Stormy, who I had a strong bond with, has passed. I will be very, very depressed for a few weeks trying to get through this. Just a heads-up.

/btw this marks my third year of playing the Heart, I love this little guy.

I think I may just avoid this latest chart trend. I do NOT need it lying to the masses about functions I don't even have.

(It holds up a massive plushie in a clear plastic bag) I have exacted vengeance upon a shit-talker and obtained their gigantic My Melody plushie. @bigbrothermiddle.bsky.social For you. Long live the Middle!

S-star potential?! I do not think I could handle such popularity, though my pages are very much well-used. My, if I could blush, I would!

/My Street Fighter main is returning to SF6, I'm so excited for this, it's time to DANCE

I would like to wish Miss Gebura a good birthday. I don't know if she would trust an Abnormality such as myself to bake a cake (quite obviously red velvet) for her, although I assure I have nothing but good intent.

(It puts on a red bunny ear headband.) ... Fantastic! Now I shall search for plastic eggs filled with candy!

I seem to recall a webcomic featuring a character made of blood vessels that was rabbitlike. They were also very small. Perhaps we're related.

Some of the Librarians are painting chicken eggs to look like we Abnormalities. I wonder what the purpose of this is... I hope they are hard boiled so I may eat them later.

kuwabo

...Let me out...

The geese... Or are they ducks? I can scarcely tell, but their aggression frightens me. I feel as if they're... making a canard of me. Heh.

...I have done nothing to warrant this behavior. It will sting quite a bit, yes, but as I have joined the Middle, don't expect to get away without punishment. Don't be a nincompoop.

/So now we're getting EGO based on Abnos we haven't even seen yet, if Rodya and Hong Lu are any indication. The ducks may be related to our Judgement Bird or Black Swan. I have no clue for Hong Lu's EGO but it looks kickass.

I cannot read Morse. Communication with the latest Abnormality arrival may be a bit hindered, I'm afraid... (It's talking about CENSORED.)

Hm. It feels as if I've been snapped into place, not unlike a LEGO brick being set into a larger build. Being fit into a hole that was made for me.

/Sometimes I imagine the Heart's footsteps making little squeak noises like SpongeBob's shoes

I... do have a method of attack that differs from my usual slap. You see these tendrils tipped with needle-like teeth? (Four of said red tendrils emerge from its mouth.) These are able to absorb lifeforce from foes. And I, as you all know, can consume a LOT.

This is a new word for me. Am I... a yapper? I assume it means I'm talkative.

Awebo

My apologies for frightening you! It's... a downside to being a sentient organ. I agree that I would be a great benefit! I have a semi-crystalline form that can be carried, granting the holder a major strength boost! Imagine the power...

I am unfortunately having a very bad connection in the book today.

...I would simply love to join the Middle.

/what comes next- Walp or Canto VIII? Mun Kris is on the edge of his seat, super hyped about whatever cuz Limbus updates are what keeps his depression away and OMFG WALP.

I did not slumber the night of April 1st. I simply forgot how much caffeine was in what I was drinking and had far too much. I was beating so hard and so quickly.

Today honestly hasn't been too terrible. In fact, I've been having a lucky streak! Perhaps as long as I ask not to be pranked it's not so bad.

/don't want to say where just in case but I'll be at a con in about a month cosplaying as Don. A couple of my favorite rhythm games will be there so if you see Don playing Sound Voltex, come say hi