Pulp Fiction 🙌

🤢Sounds like the worst episode of Fear Factor

One of my biggest character flaws is how materialistic I am. My idea of a perfect life is one where I get to do an unboxing everyday. I want The Courier Guy at my gate every morning just to start my day off right.

What fragrance smells like the colour RED? I'm wearing my Xerjoff Allende for the first time on my birthday this week but I feel like it may not match my outfit. #FragranceSky #perfumesky

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No one: Life: take two for bayzing

Tomorrow I'm attending the 3rd funeral of someone I love in the span of 4 months. 2025? Ngimnandi ngawe👍

Maqhawe would've been 19 today. I just overheard my neighbours singing happy birthday to someone else rn. Mpilo? Ngiyakubonga shame.

There's a total lunar eclipse!!!!

She miscarried🙃

I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now.

My brother said if I were ever in a comatose state he would play me the most annoying song on repeat... guess who's in the ICU now?

Dlozi lami?

Example: A lady at work is going through IVF and I'm so anxious about it not working out. I don't know her enough to form an opinion on whether or not I think she'll make a good parent but the thought of my discomfort over her sadness if it doesn't work makes me so anxious.

When I pray I pray for random people I have no actual investment in because the thought of their sadness in my presence makes me extraordinarily uncomfortable. I wonder what that's called.

Maskandi lyrics are goated😭 I'm sorry. I see why Joburg people dislike Zulu people but the experience of being Zulu is goated😭😭

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 yooohhh

They're not getting the Driver's championship either. I'm just glad F1 isn't Yuki's ultimate dream.

People Purpose Beauty

I'm in the early stages of convincing my mom that her and I should get matching tattoos. She's already seeming keen. My dad is gonna be so mad😭😭😭

I wish I wasn't so attracted to men

Mambi

I'm at work. Someone just came into my office, farted and left??

Uuuhhmm??

This is my hill. We are too impatient. Take your time.

Finally someone said it!!

The part where Trump plays a montage of videos kind of dusted me off I can't lie.😭

I’m not going to hold y’all. I’m kinda frustrated with the universe and creator right now. Everybody dying and getting cancer except the person I requested.

😭😭ask the front desk

He's so just and has unflinching integrity. He'll make a phenomenal judge one day.

Guys ingite us to your braais🥺

This morning my best friend was admitted as an attorney of the High Courr🥺🥺 our justice system is in good hands.

What do people talk about in their first therapy session?

I'm at my mom's house.. this is foam bath😭😭😭

All my friends' dogs have strange medical problems. One is epileptic, one has arthritis and one's a dwarf??😭

I overshared so much today😭 I genuinely want to vomit.

God?

If it lasts long you're doing it wrong, no?

As funny as the "refugee" thing is, it's only the first step. America has BIG plans for us. We're VERY fucked.

If you told me that this was cape town, I'd believe you 😭

Good friends are so life changing.🥺 May we all be blessed with them.

Strange strange Mother's Day it has been.

Parallel parking Reverse parking Let's go 😎

Giraffes and Giant Squids

Humpback whales and pandas for me

Anytime I hear the phrase "Double stack" I get flashbacks of Ferrari in Monaco 2022... instant heart palpations

Not the same men who ask "kunenja la?"