YIPPEE work is closed due to snow . i am maybe awake for the day at 5:30 but thats ok. because i dont have to go to work :)

you have to watch hlots. because i said so

that song youve streamed 240 times since november 23 will save you

they could dedicate years of scientific research to my music listening habits and never know what is wrong with me

the demons are telling me to go back to twitter . i need a priv account

unfortunately for actual patrons i will be taking control of the scanner at the local library tomorrow

starting the first ever homicide life on the street archive ama

genuinely need to start talking about ronan like hes a canon character because its sooo fun but theres sm lore there that i dont actually want to share. i dont want people to know his secrets .

shes coming home btw 🫶🏻

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requested my first arc im a real librarian now

the lowes cat in my city ended up on a distribution truck to nc and is missing now and im fucking devastated im so worried about her

the passage of time is fucking crazy dude

today has been weirdly good. i feel like im waiting for something really bad to happen and fuck it up

5:54 am the perfect time to wake up for the day 😔

im so obsessed w my cat ive taken so many pictures of her today

theyre putting me down for being too active on social media today

also accidentally scheduled my pin removal for lucy dacus day but that means i have an excuse to just take the day off instead of working and then going to the concert 🙂‍↕️

at least its almost dwts season

i feel crazy for even considering calling out today bc i havent been to work in like 2 weeks. but my fingers Are broken, its been super achey the last few days, & my four fingers are all stabilized together so all i have is my thumb 😭

thinking about tim bayliss this is really sick and twisted

i love seeing new loghain enjoyers .... i was in the trenches in like 2014 for him so im glad to see some appreciation thrown his way . what an interesting guy

im not a doctor but the more i look at my xrays im like man i feel like urgent care really understated how serious the fracture on my ring finger was lol

hlots episodes on vhs ...... i love you obsolete media please be here when i get paid 🫶

I Lived !

had a dream and my oc was there once i fell back asleep ... rare nate win i guess

surgery today so of course i woke up at 1:30 am and havent been able to fall back asleep 👍

just had my first ever dorito. in a walmart parking lot

i am sooo relieved i passed that history of books class though... i Barely passed but i had resigned myself to failing but i DIDNT

i dont usually complain about stuff like this but my schools financial aid office is so bad to deal with and has been since i started..why do i never get called back when i leave a message why do i have to sit on hold for 45 mins just to ask my questions AND im pretty sure they dont reply to emails

they need to euthanize me before i start writing hlots analysis

might be 3 bones (possibly my pinky in addition to my ring and middle fingers) and it needs surgery bc of the one in my ring finger . truly evil things happening rn

and just when i start thinking its no longer worth it, carly rae jepsen releases a new single............

ate shit so bad when i fell this morning bc i tripped over a curb that i broke two bones in my hand

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huge shoutout to the weird freak of a guy i made up around a year ago now.... we love you ronan

i feel like i talked too much at work today i think my coworkers should be allowed to kill me

i should be allowed to hunt patrons for sport

they played dance music at the mountain goats tonight we WONNNN

i love being weird and surprising at work . just offered to kick someone out of a room bc i like doing it and everyone around was collectively like. YOU?

accidentally took a two hour nap and i feel like i wasted my whole day now .... tearful

h. hi. whats up

just got declared my friends work wife (gender neutral)

ANNE BURRELL?????

its so over i just had 3 people i work with unanimously agree that i could never be menacing or threatening

It's nothing some ibuprofen and sex and five diet cokes and a head injury and five diet cokes and jacking off and five diet cokes and killing myself and five diet cokes can't fix

the workplace equivalent of a shitty step dad who thinks hes Fixing The Family has gone too far

man if there is one thing i'll do its wander around an unfamiliar city

it is. birthday.

do the people think warriors is ya or middle grade....i always thought of them as middle grade but my current library classifies them as ya